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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I might've just been in a bad mood when I watched that movie. But I'm not going to watch it again to find out. I don't really like most of the Sandler comedies.

also, I would like to hear dread aiden's opinion on the most beautiful woman ever. perhaps a poll?
I'll do a poll, but I need to do some research first. Kate Upton Doing the Dougie is in my top tier.
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fine god damn it the correct answer is audrey hepburn with a close second of natalie portman. these opinions are not arguable.
I thought you wanted a poll goddammit!I've been doing research!That time wasn't really wasted though!Anyway, I think the way to do it is to have a poll for most beautiful woman in movies or TV, a poll for most beautiful woman in music, then models, and then sports. Then have the winner in each category square off against in each other in a battle royale pillow fight.
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Oh, sorry, my iPhone autocorrected "faggot" to "hillbilly". My bad.
boom.Also, sometimes I've thought about all the wasted beautiful women throughout history. I mean, someone that looked prettier than Kate Upton probably lived in a hut in Sweden like 800 years ago and only like 3 people got to see her. It's sad.
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I disagree with your polling methodologies dreadlock. I say we just get our top ten most beautiful ever list and poll that bitch on up. audrey and natalie are my contributions.edit: well, bye

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I thought you wanted a poll goddammit!I've been doing research!That time wasn't really wasted though!Anyway, I think the way to do it is to have a poll for most beautiful woman in movies or TV, a poll for most beautiful woman in music, then models, and then sports. Then have the winner in each category square off against in each other in a battle royale pillow fight.
Go on......
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How about some more old timers. Jayne Mansfield? Elizabeth Taylor? Brigitte Bardot?Two of my favorite newer ones:Eva MendesMonica Bellucci

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Hmmm, for some reason I thought you drove a new honda accord.
This was funny, but I think you misread what Shake was saying. He was already making the claim that he was sleeping with his cousin. (At least, that's how I read it.)
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My wife is definitely the best wife on Earth, however, it's possible that there is someone prettier out there. Probably not someone prettier that would marry me, but whatevs. We aren't talking about me here.
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yeah it was really a poorly worded joke all around and I just needed a quick segue to cousin banging.
Or you could just look at it is as the great set up that it was. I know you usually like to bat cleanup, but it's ok being the point guard on occasion.
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