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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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congratulations loogie! now you can get that cancer you've always wanted!
Get? And thank you. Ahh, full employment. Next stop: Republican.
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I find it to be a bit too buttery. There's a lot of garlic oil on the crust, and sometimes it feels a bit over the top. But it's pretty good for a late night snack...
How can anything you just wrote be a complaint? Buttery? Garlic? SOLD!
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Figured I'd pass the time by tweeting arkansansans of wal mart
went to sleep last night expecting to wake up and see at least 5 tweets of this as promised but NO. nothing. damn it beans.also: what kind of phone/camera are you taking the videos with?edit: also, mk looks like anderson cooper. just putting that out there.
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I posted this on my FB last night, but I wanted to share it here with my closest friends in whole world, too.
Heh.
And he's at least five years younger than each of the divers that placed ahead of him.
That's impressive. Does he go to school at some crazy olympic training camp like they do in other countries?
Yes, yes. His name. My sister is too Christian to think things like this through properly. However, it will probably end up being to his advantage.
Of course it will, if he ends up in the Olympics or something. Otherwise it'll just always be a great joke for his friends and family. Or the friends of his family.
I assumed that whole post was a set-up for the Steele Johnson joke. That's really your nephew?
This is quite odd. I bet if you look back you'll realize there was some reason why you weren't paying close attention around here.
also, mk looks like anderson cooper.
Only gayer.Zing.
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I posted this on my FB last night, but I wanted to share it here with my closest friends in whole world, too.
Fortunately, I was in LA during the meet, so I got to watch him dive. He ended up in 6th (out of 13) which is a little disappointing since he got the same place last summer. His first two dives, his most difficult, didn't go so great, and he had to play catch-up for his last four dives. But he's still awesome. And he's at least five years younger than each of the divers that placed ahead of him.
Kid's got a fucking fantastic hometown. Must be a stand up guy.
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went to sleep last night expecting to wake up and see at least 5 tweets of this as promised but NO. nothing. damn it beans.also: what kind of phone/camera are you taking the videos with?edit: also, mk looks like anderson cooper. just putting that out there.
I tried my damnedest..Immediately after I got the idea and pointed the phone at the front door... nothing. Figured they set off a code Adam or somethingThe inspiration was a forty something gal around fifty pounds overweight strutting in the door wearing leopard spandex...Unlike speedy, I can handle a smidgen of hail damage around the ole fart funnel but this gal couldve been the Michelin manOn a brighter note, Ill be twittin live from a car show tomorrow. Last year the judges and I had a slight misunderstanding that resulted in a near riot from my fellow drunks supporters Lets all cross our fingers that history repeats itself for the entertainment of my loyal followers...Its an iphone fourIve tried turning the damn thing upside down and everything...Hey... do us all a big favor and tweet some pics from the tit bar. I was going to in Vegas but due to uncontrollable circumstances... got too drunk at casinos.... I didnt get toI would from here but Im not sure when the gal in the leopard outfit goes onstage..
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Does he go to school at some crazy olympic training camp like they do in other countries?
He's home schooled, so he can train every day.
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Unlike speedy, I can handle a smidgen of hail damage around the ole fart funnel but this gal couldve been the Michelin man
this sentence is pure poetry. and Id try with the pics but the last tittie bar I went to would kick you out if they even saw you with a phone, let alone taking pictures.
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this sentence is pure poetry. and Id try with the pics but the last tittie bar I went to would kick you out if they even saw you with a phone, let alone taking pictures.
I haven't been to one of those places since cameras were put on phones.I imagine it would be the same as using your phone in the locker room at the gym.
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I haven't been to one of those places since cameras were put on phones.I imagine it would be the same as using your phone in the locker room at the gym.
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I feel like you mean, "He's home schooled so he can train every day."Amirite?
No?He's home schooled. He can train every day. Insert conjunction "so". -> He's home schooled, so he can train every day.Amirong?
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No?He's home schooled. He can train every day. Insert conjunction "so". -> He's home schooled, so he can train every day.Amirong?
I think he meant, "He's home schooled so that he can train every day."
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I think he meant, "He's home schooled so that he can train every day."
Oh. That that clears things up.
Why is prostitution illegal?
So that God doesn't destroy us with sulfur from the skies?
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So that God doesn't destroy us with sulfur from the skies?
I'm trying to have a serious discussion here, loogie.
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Do you mean "why should it be illegal" or "why has it been illegal historically"?
I'd be interested in both arguments.
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I'd be interested in both arguments.
I'd have a hard time arguing for why it should be illegal, but I'd probably try and say that it inevitably leads to the exploitation of women. It's dangerous, unhealthy, and bad for general well-being... In that way its like drug laws, they are supposed to be protecting people from themselves, and everyone else from the creeping negative effects of the activity. Also before the internet, it was pretty hard for women to do this on their own so rather than being a way to enrich themselves they would pretty much always be controlled by some kind of a pimp, which is not a good situation and basically amounts to sexual slavery. (I don't see why this last part couldn't be solved by the proper regulations though). I think historically it has more to do with what loogie said. Proved by the fact that you can do it in Nevada (aka gomorrah).
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I'd have a hard time arguing for why it should be illegal, but I'd probably try and say that it inevitably leads to the exploitation of women. It's dangerous, unhealthy, and bad for general well-being... In that way its like drug laws, they are supposed to be protecting people from themselves, and everyone else from the creeping negative effects of the activity. Also before the internet, it was pretty hard for women to do this on their own so rather than being a way to enrich themselves they would pretty much always be controlled by some kind of a pimp, which is not a good situation and basically amounts to sexual slavery.
Couldn't you say the same thing about pornography? Just replace pimp with director/producer. It seems like a weird distinction we make as a society.
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Couldn't you say the same thing about pornography? Just replace pimp with director/producer. It seems like a weird distinction we make as a society.
It's super bizarre because I am allowed to pay a girl to have sex with me -- provided I film it and sell it to people.
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