speedz99 145 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I stupidly and regrettably said, "Well, you know, it's a conspiracy against you and you alone."She sounds more than a little bit crazy. Try not to get yourself killed.She came in crying. And apologizing like crazy because as expected, she left her chips and grape soda on her kitchen counter.That was nice of her. I can't believe you gave her your boss's cell number. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 She was white, racist.I disagree. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 She sounds more than a little bit crazy. Try not to get yourself killed.That was nice of her. I can't believe you gave her your boss's cell number.I want him to get a taste of the crap I have to go through. He never gets to experience any of this because I always cut the crazies off at the pass. He always tells me if I can't make someone happy or calm them down, give them his number. And lucky for him, he didn't have to deal with this one either. 5.5 years of this and I think he has only received one call from someone who I could not wrangle. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I disagree.About her being white or you being racist? She is as white as white can be. Pasty. Wears the makeup but it looks all crusty? Yuck. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 5.5 years of this and I think he has only received one call from someone who I could not wrangle.Wrangle = get all worked up. Apparently. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I don't remember what she said exactly but she started blaming me for stealing her grape soda and chips. she left her chips and grape soda on her kitchen counter. About her being white or you being racist? She is as white as white can be. Pasty. Wears the makeup but it looks all crusty? Yuck.Is her husband black?And possibly works at Subway? Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 pretty sure only the blacks and children drink grape soda Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I liked that he started typing his story out WITH HER THERE.Poker (sorry/f-you LG) Hypothetical:The new COO of your company and you are making small talk and it comes up that you play poker occasionally. He and you decide to play a heads up match for a c-note (note: there are countless levels of promotions between your respective roles in the company). Do you:a) play your best game and legitimately try to beat him.2) play on your belly and try to give him every possible edge to win Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 You beat the snot out of him if you can. If this person has any sense at all, and is in a position to give you are a promotion he will be looking for someone who aggressive, takes charge, all the other bullshit, etc. Not someone who lays down.Now possibly the best case scenario (long term) is to get it in good, then get sucked out on. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 a) play your best game and legitimately try to beat him.2) play on your belly and try to give him every possible edge to winPlay your best. If he's the kind of guy that needs to win that kind of thing to like a subordinate, you'll need to do too much ass-kissing to get in his good graces anyway. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 You beat the snot out of him if you can. If this person has any sense at all, and is in a position to give you are a promotion he will be looking for someone who aggressive, takes charge, all the other bullshit, etc. Not someone who lays down.Now possibly the best case scenario (long term) is to get it in good, then get sucked out on.Fuck that. Best case scenario is to beat his ass so completely that he'll be asking you to play again just to try and learn something. Link to post Share on other sites
Voldemort 0 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 pretty sure only the blacks and children drink grape sodaGuess I'm a black child then. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Guess I'm a black child then.well from the rumors, you know what your special purpose is for. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Guess I'm a black child then. well from the rumors, you know what your special purpose is for.I'm not sure I got this, but I found it funny anyway. Link to post Share on other sites
Voldemort 0 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I'm not sure I got this, but I found it funny anyway.Excellenct&Samesies Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I'm not sure I got this, but I found it funny anyway. ...I think it was both of you making the same joke? Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 pretty sure only the blacks and children drink grape sodaAs a former Pepsi salesman I can verify this.Guess I'm a black child then.Well, satanic evil spirits aside. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 ...I think it was both of you making the same joke?I see. And he probably did it better than I. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Guess I'm a black child then.I'm actually a fan of the really infrequent grape soda. it's good to mix it up once in a while. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I saw She's out of my league and Leap Year over the weekend (Chris influence obviously): I actually enjoyed She's out of my league but couldn't really stomach Leap Year. One good thing was that I noticed that Arrested Development is now on Netflix instant watch. Watched the first three episodes of year one and am looking forward to watching the rest.I am so out of the movie watching loop it's not even funny. Sucks. I don't know where the time goes. Guess its the driving and all that sex...Ok, it's the drivingScience and technology terrify the shit out of old people.I'm the same. I really struggle at work, because there are all these hot sluts with tits, and I refuse to be "that guy" and stare at some chick's breasts even though I really, really want to. The best are the days when one of the hot waitresses wears a low-cut shirt and a new necklace. I mention it and then stare for 15+ seconds without even hiding it.technology for sure, I see that in banking. Too funny.and I like the necklace idea, but with girls I know, I'm a out in the open about it. I've been crude for years and have yet to sexually offend a girl. They don't take me seriously. That's why I rape.so was slavery but lincoln said wtf let's try itgood stuffyes, I'm late on this. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 this works well Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 DO NOT READ THIS STRATHey losers. Just got back from boning the fuck out of loogie. What can I say? Pictures don't do him justice. He is way cuter in real life. I would totally date him, but y'all know internet relationships aren't my cup of tea. I just hope our paths meet again someday so I can tap that one more time. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 ...I think it was both of you making the same joke?That's why nobody beats the wiz. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 DO NOT READ THIS STRATHey losers. Just got back from boning the fuck out of loogie. What can I say? Pictures don't do him justice. He is way cuter in real life. I would totally date him, but y'all know internet relationships aren't my cup of tea. I just hope our paths meet again someday so I can tap that one more time.which one of you was the "man?" Link to post Share on other sites
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