Sal Paradise 57 Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 hey speedz, I just finished watching good will hunting. you guys talk funny.ron post the beach pics. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Renae and I along with Ren's husband (Ozzy) and some of Ren's hot friends from Missouri went to the closing show of the Sun City Carnival Tour yesterday. We tailgated (I drank too much) and then I got to meet Miranda Lambert (thanks to Oz giving me his meet and greet pass. I love Ozzy.) and then we saw the show. I now have a growing appreciation for Zach Brown. He's the Kevin Smith of country music. It was a good show.I haven't heard of any of these people. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Yeah, Nikki, be considerate and post descriptions of those artists, would you? Brvheart is only allowed to listen to christian rock. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Really? You've never heard of Kevin Smith? Clerks, Clerks II, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma (certainly you protested against this movie), Zach and Miri Make a Porno (this one, too) and many others.I'm surprised. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 I'm sorry, but how the shit did I miss ? Thank you, CNN. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 I said, snooker! Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 I saw that the Emmys were on, and Neil Patrick Harris is hosting, so I figured I'd give it a chance. He's a little nervous for me. Actually, everyone seems a little too nervous. I'm getting uncomfortable over here. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 The other guy from 2 1/2 Men just won best supporting actor in a comedy over Tracy Morgan, Johnny Drama, Dwight Schrute, Neil Patrick Harris, and the southern kid from 30 Rock and Forgetting Sarah Marshall. The latter five all got loud cheers when announced, the other guy from 2 1/2 Men, not so much.I've never seen a crowd so obviously disappointed that the win went to the one guy they didn't particularly like. They have redefined the concept and execution of half-hearted applause. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 5 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 1 Anonymous Users)3 Members: speedz99, chrispycream, TherafluHey. So what are you up to this fine evening?Edit: Not much, I guess. Well, see ya later! Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Sarah Silverman wore a mustache and the straightest face I've ever seen for her moment on screen as a nominee. It was awesome.Toni Collette, the winner of Best Actress in a Comedy has this to say: "This is insanely confronting!" I had a joke about that, but I've been distracted by Blake Lively's breasts. Holy bajeezuz, check out the funbags on that hosehound. Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 I'm sorry, but how the shit did I miss ? Thank you, CNN. In April, Iowa became the third U.S. state to legalize gay marriage, and that got Hall's wheels turning."I mean, talk about Iowa business opportunities popping up at even the darkest of times," she said.The $299 package includes a ring bearer, a cake from Dairy Queen, two songs performed by Hall and a ceremony in any style the couple chooses.Brv? Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 John Madden and George Bush are sitting next to each other at the Cowboys game. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Her chest may be the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Well, one of the most beautiful things. Two, really. Boobs, not chests, obviously. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 ode to turd, and that girl showing her right buttcheektranslation - sal, mtarcypos = Sal, move to a real city you piece of shit Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 This morning I was thinking that if I won $200M playing Keno (a lottery game), the governor might want to congratulate me, what with it being a state run program. And wouldn't you know it, the guy could possibly have the balls to ask me if I'd consider donating some of my winnings to government funded charities. I mean, that's all well and good, but the guy sure has a lot of stones to put me on the spot in front of the cameras like that. How can I say no to donating to charity after winning so much money?You know what...I would say no. And I'd tell him right in front of those cameras where he could shove his request. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 This morning...lay off the weed Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 This morning I was thinking that if I won $200M playing Keno (a lottery game), the governor might want to congratulate me, what with it being a state run program. And wouldn't you know it, the guy could possibly have the balls to ask me if I'd consider donating some of my winnings to government funded charities. I mean, that's all well and good, but the guy sure has a lot of stones to put me on the spot in front of the cameras like that. How can I say no to donating to charity after winning so much money?You know what...I would say no. And I'd tell him right in front of those cameras where he could shove his request.Tell him you already did, it's called taxes.or Tell him that if you had even a shred of confidence the money wouldn't be pissed away on [insert racial epithet here] you'd gladly do so. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 lay off the weedMaybe I need to get back on the weed.Tell him you already did, it's called taxes.This could have worked. I also made the point to him that I was glad he asked me on camera so I could officially let everyone know that asking me for money means you automatically won't get any. Then I jump in my Fisker Karma and drive away, blasting Any Way You Want It. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 at three o'clock in the morning, while super drunk, this was the funniest thing i'd ever seen. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 . Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 I get e mails, pm's and text messages any time someone comes across the name El Guapo some how in their daily (non internet) activities. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 at three o'clock in the morning, while super drunk, this was the funniest thing i'd ever seen. Mrs. Guapo approves. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 what is it with us doing messages to other members in sand?I honestly do not know why, while looking for stuff to photograph on a world renowned beach in hawaii, the idea of writing andre's screen name in the sand came to mind. but I'm glad it's started a trend.Your capitalization continues to confuse the fuck out of me. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 . Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 SNOOKER!I apologize for being annoying tonight. Good evening, all. Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now