Ouch-8s 4 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 It could be in my room buried underneath something. It's pretty messy in here so I guess I'll clean it up and hope to find my wallet.why bother? it's just going to be in the last place you look. unless you get really blazed first and forget what you're looking for.you should do that just to disprove the joke. Link to post Share on other sites
therrinn 0 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 It could be in my room buried underneath something. It's pretty messy in here so I guess I'll clean it up and hope to find my wallet."Sorry, I can't come in to work today - I have to clean my room." Link to post Share on other sites
Bill_Brasky 0 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 why bother? it's just going to be in the last place you look. unless you get really blazed first and forget what you're looking for.you should do that just to disprove the joke.I probably will. The dishwasher cycle will be done in maybe ten minutes. None of you guys have seen it right? Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 "Sorry, I can't come in to work today - I have to clean my room."Hmmmm, I smell superthread. GROUND FLOOR BABY! Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 I probably will. The dishwasher cycle will be done in maybe ten minutes. None of you guys have seen it right?ummmmmm, no? :siftingthroughtwohundreddollarsface: Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Please no more of this.Let's move on to Ditka vs a thousand seagulls.DitkaNow... here's an interesting one. Ditka vs. a Hurricane."Oh, no question it's Ditka""All right, but the Hurricane is named Hurricane Ditka."DitkaAdam,Dave is going to be alright. I thought you might want to read this and you might not be able to find it again the way things get buried over there. This is his response to us asking what the hell he said to the guys.For those of you who don't know, Nikki's husband Dave was shot when the illegal poker game he was playing in last night was robbed. He was beaten up pretty badly but the gunshot missed any vital organs and he is at home and will make a full recovery.Sorry for the cross thread stuff but Adam was concerned so I thought I'd update him. I also thought Dave's version of the story was quite amusing and you guy's might enjoy it.should have been packing. wish him the best though. and no he is not an idiot, he was in a difficult and traumatic situation and did what came to him. thats called instinct.$200 isnt that much cash to carry around... i don't have that much on me right now, please don't rob me.I rarely ever carry more than 10 bucks cash. use the card for everything.Ditka Link to post Share on other sites
Bill_Brasky 0 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 I always start writing something about my life, but then I can't remember if I told the story yet or not and just give up. Does this happen to anyone else? Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 I always start writing something about my life, but then I can't remember if I told the story yet or not and just give up. Does this happen to anyone else?Yes and in my case the delete button is my friend. In yours, however, even if you think you've told it you should tell it again. Link to post Share on other sites
Bill_Brasky 0 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Yes and in my case the delete button is my friend. In yours, however, even if you think you've told it you should tell it again.Well, I am pretty awesome. Did I talk about making fun of my boss' boss the other day? Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Well, I am pretty awesome. Did I talk about making fun of my boss' boss the other day?You think I read this thread?j/kI don't remember the story but when I get several pages behind I just skim. Link to post Share on other sites
Bill_Brasky 0 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 You think I read this thread?j/kI don't remember the story but when I get several pages behind I just skim.I'm sure you read a lot more than I do. Like I said there are only a handful of people who's posts I read because I'm too cool for everyone else. Much too cool. Link to post Share on other sites
Bill_Brasky 0 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 So, while cleaning my house today I found about $10 in change and casino chips and my 10,000 Days cd. It's a good day. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Well, I am pretty awesome. Did I talk about making fun of my boss' boss the other day?no Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 So, while cleaning my house today I found about $10,000 in change and casino chips. I'm tempted to store them in my wallet.Don't do it! Link to post Share on other sites
Bill_Brasky 0 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 FOUND IT! It was on the windshield of my car underneath the windshield wiper. All the money is still there. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 forgive me Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 FOUND IT! It was on the windshield of my car underneath the windshield wiper. All the money is still there.Can I ask how the hell a wallet gets there? Link to post Share on other sites
Lolli 0 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Unrelated topic: Whoever said The Simpsons Movie was a bust was 100% correct.Ahem...Don't get mad just because I'm always right. I feel like you'd be used to it by now. Let's just go back and cover everything from the past few days that have led up to you getting all vaginal on me.1. Most women have terrible senses of humor, which relates directly to #2.2. The Simpsons Movie is terrible.I should be offended by this, but since I dont really exist in your silly little world, I'll let it slide.I'm sure you read a lot more than I do. Like I said there are only a handful of people who's posts I read because I'm too cool for everyone else. Much too cool.Cmon, which one of you are dying to know if youve made the cut on Calebs worth reading list? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 I've had a lot of revelation type thoughts today. Link to post Share on other sites
Bill_Brasky 0 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Can I ask how the hell a wallet gets there?I honestly could not tell you. Link to post Share on other sites
Bill_Brasky 0 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 I've had a lot of revelation type thoughts today.Let's hear them. Unless it's about women. Then I don't care. Link to post Share on other sites
Lolli 0 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 So, while cleaning my house today I found about $10 in change and casino chips and my 10,000 Days cd. It's a good day.How much were the chips worth? Can you still cash them in?Let's hear them. Unless it's about women. Then I don't care.You really just need to get stoned, thats not a very good attitude Mister. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 So wait, a girl intimated to you that she just washed her sheets, and she wasn't trying to get you to come over and soil them?The hell is that about?I know right? Today, she started whining about wanting to leave work. It was 3:30 and she get off at 5:30 and she has the rest of the week off. I told her to stop whining. She has said before that she likes to whine and reiterated it again. I responded by telling her that I don't listen to people whine unless they've touched my pee pee.So does your clone. Plus, he'd have a bat or a knife.niceI've had a lot of revelation type thoughts today.Do tell. Link to post Share on other sites
Bill_Brasky 0 Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Ok, so at work last week my boss comes into the cubicle where we work and starts talking to one of the ladies I work with. He isn't the boss that I deal with every day, but I guess he's in charge of a lot of people. He's the guy that interviewed me for the job so I guess he's somebody. The lady he's talking to is about mid thirties, with a pretty face, and a not fat body. So he's sort of flirting with her and they're talking and she asks him when he's leaving (referring to his upcoming vacation), and he tells her that it's next Friday. I've been sitting at my desk pretending to be busy, but sort of listening in on the conversation. When he tells her when he's leaving I turn around and say, "No. I think she means, 'When are you leaving her alone and going back to your office." And then I just kind of stare at him blankly for a while until he starts to look sort of pissed, and then I just laugh a little bit and turn back around. I thought it was funny, and pretty awkward. Link to post Share on other sites
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