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So I have a dilemma.My little sisiter wants to go visit a friend of hers in NY right before school starts. The only way my mom will let her go is if I fly there with her. I dont have to stay to chaperone her visit, but just be sure she gets there safely and gets to her her destination.Here are the pros and cons..Pro- to get away even if its just for a day or two.Pro- to get away even if its just for a day or two.Con- it falls on the weekend of my birthday.Con- Id be by myself.Any thoughts?

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How much were the chips worth? Can you still cash them in?You really just need to get stoned, thats not a very good attitude Mister.
There were only two $1 chips from the casino down the street, and a $2 chip from the Bike, and a $2 chip from an indian casino a couple hours away called Pechanga.
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So I have a dilemma.My little sisiter wants to go visit a friend of hers in NY right before school starts. The only way my mom will let her go is if I fly there with her. I dont have to stay to chaperone her visit, but just be sure she gets there safely and gets to her her destination.Here are the pros and cons..Pro- to get away even if its just for a day or two.Pro- to get away even if its just for a day or two.Con- it falls on the weekend of my birthday.Con- Id be by myself.Any thoughts?
Being by yourself can be fun, especially in a place where there's a lot to see and do. You can celebrate your birthday any time you want. The specific day isn't important. Go.
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Let's hear them. Unless it's about women. Then I don't care.
Well, yes and no. I like boys. kidding.
I know right? Today, she started whining about wanting to leave work. It was 3:30 and she get off at 5:30 and she has the rest of the week off. I told her to stop whining. She has said before that she likes to whine and reiterated it again. I responded by telling her that I don't listen to people whine unless they've touched my pee pee.niceDo tell.
In due time, my roommate wanted to know if I wanted to get big gulps so i said duh, and we went.
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So I have a dilemma.My little sisiter wants to go visit a friend of hers in NY right before school starts. The only way my mom will let her go is if I fly there with her. I dont have to stay to chaperone her visit, but just be sure she gets there safely and gets to her her destination.Here are the pros and cons..Pro- to get away even if its just for a day or two.Pro- to get away even if its just for a day or two.Con- it falls on the weekend of my birthday.Con- Id be by myself.Any thoughts?
Where in NY?The answer to that question might turn con #2 into a pro.
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Ok, so at work last week my boss comes into the cubicle where we work and starts talking to one of the ladies I work with. He isn't the boss that I deal with every day, but I guess he's in charge of a lot of people. He's the guy that interviewed me for the job so I guess he's somebody. The lady he's talking to is about mid thirties, with a pretty face, and a not fat body. So he's sort of flirting with her and they're talking and she asks him when he's leaving (referring to his upcoming vacation), and he tells her that it's next Friday. I've been sitting at my desk pretending to be busy, but sort of listening in on the conversation. When he tells her when he's leaving I turn around and say, "No. I think she means, 'When are you leaving her alone and going back to your office." And then I just kind of stare at him blankly for a while until he starts to look sort of pissed, and then I just laugh a little bit and turn back around. I thought it was funny, and pretty awkward.
not bright. Keep it up and enjoy the unemployment line
So I have a dilemma.My little sisiter wants to go visit a friend of hers in NY right before school starts. The only way my mom will let her go is if I fly there with her. I dont have to stay to chaperone her visit, but just be sure she gets there safely and gets to her her destination.Here are the pros and cons..Pro- to get away even if its just for a day or two.Pro- to get away even if its just for a day or two.Con- it falls on the weekend of my birthday.Con- Id be by myself.Any thoughts?
Are you fucking kidding me? She's been fingerbanged and jerked off her b/f, but she can't fly by herself? The girl is what, 15? Gimme a break, you're mother is friggin nuts. 10 year olds fly by themselves. Hand her off to a stewardess.Or fly BeansAir.Don't go, tell your mother to grow up.
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So I have a dilemma.My little sisiter wants to go visit a friend of hers in NY Any thoughts?
It's bombastic baby fantaaastic touch me on the but she think...Ummm Let me just tell you a little somehting about new york!!!
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Well, yes and no. I like boys. kidding.In due time, my roommate wanted to know if I wanted to get big gulps so i said duh, and we went.
I love how you had to add the "kidding" in there. You have to get big gulps anytime anyone offers anywhere.
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You have to visit NY once in your life.-MrBon a side not, I'm still stunned by your mother. Does she have any idea what your were doing at age 15?

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not bright. Keep it up and enjoy the unemployment line
Funny though. Most definitely worth the risk. Besides, I'm a good worker, and everyone there likes me. I won't get fired. Either way I still have a couple months of unemployment this year so it's not the end of the world.
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Being by yourself can be fun, especially in a place where there's a lot to see and do. You can celebrate your birthday any time you want. The specific day isn't important. Go.
See, my problem is being somewhere for the first time by myself. Im the same way with driving. I hate driving somewhere (far) by myself if Ive never been there. If Ive been there before, its no biggie. Seeing the sights of NY by myself is kind of intimidating, even for me.
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I love how you had to add the "kidding" in there. You have to get big gulps anytime anyone offers anywhere.
On this note, has anybody seen the show "GREEK" on abc family besides me? It's a pretty good show, pretty much describes the Greek community to a "T". But anyways, on the show theres a black guy who's gay but still in the closet to his brothers and the show keeps putting him in situations with girls (for example a sorority grinding on them inviting them to a party) and so now it's a joke between me and a friend and at random times when he's talking I just yell out "I LIKE GIRLS". I'll eventually get to my revelations, trust me.
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There were only two $1 chips from the casino down the street, and a $2 chip from the Bike, and a $2 chip from an indian casino a couple hours away called Pechanga.
Bill/Turd,You're living in southern California now?Lolli,Have JeffChink or the Artist formely known as Oriental escort you through the city as an official tour guide. I'm sure he has a few neon fanny packs, disposable cameras, and Mickey Mouse shirts lying around somewhere to make the visit as tourist-y as possible.
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See, my problem is being somewhere for the first time by myself. Im the same way with driving. I hate driving somewhere (far) by myself if Ive never been there. If Ive been there before, its no biggie. Seeing the sights of NY by myself is kind of intimidating, even for me.
cough.. coughwhat the **** makes you think you would be seeing nyc by yourself.between the three of us... me, cdubb, and my belt buckle im sure we could show you the sights and sounds of NEW YORK CITY!!!-Seriously *****, you have my number and Id love to meet you. Man up, and lets do the damn asian with the blowout
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Funny though. Most definitely worth the risk. Besides, I'm a good worker, and everyone there likes me. I won't get fired. Either way I still have a couple months of unemployment this year so it's not the end of the world.
I agree, it was very clever, but I don't care if you work like Jesus Christ, you piss off the wrong guy, you're history bub. Keep it coming though
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not bright. Keep it up and enjoy the unemployment lineAre you fucking kidding me? She's been fingerbanged and jerked off her b/f, but she can't fly by herself? The girl is what, 15? Gimme a break, you're mother is friggin nuts. 10 year olds fly by themselves. Hand her off to a stewardess.Or fly BeansAir.Don't go, tell your mother to grow up.
Lol. I had my mom convinced last week to let her fly on her own. Then, my sister got in a bit of trouble and all my hard work of defending my sister went out the window.And truthfully? No, my mother had no idea what I was doing at that age. She was too busy being beaten and almost murdered to realize I even existed.
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And truthfully? No, my mother had no idea what I was doing at that age. She was too busy being beaten and almost murdered to realize I even existed.
You married your dad?
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cough.. coughwhat the **** makes you think you would be seeing nyc by yourself.between the three of us... me, cdubb, and my belt buckle im sure we could show you the sights and sounds of NEW YORK CITY!!!-Seriously *****, you have my number and Id love to meet you. Man up, and lets do the damn asian with the blowout
Im really not quite sure NY is ready for me, you and Cdubb. The sky might fall.
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On this note, has anybody seen the show "GREEK" on abc family
Okay so a show about a fragernity on abc family is supposed to be good?So by it being about an actual fragernity all it is is a bunch of guys talking about ****ing, drinking beer, molesting children and not getting laid. I just don't think ABC family can quite grasp that dramatic sequence
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Im really not quite sure NY is ready for me, you and Cdubb. The sky might fall.
Are you being seriously right now?Obviously you've never been to NYC. You could be the absolute craziest you've ever been and it wont even come close to the **** you see there. Plus we have a asian guido with us. We could walk chinatown and little italy and be perfectly fine, bust a left on canal street so i can get my belt fix... we're goldenYou want to go to NYC, because you've never been, you just need to admit that to yourself baby.NYC FTMGDFWYCSBWIWYTSMYDACTN
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