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I like that, it's like a cross between baseball and Shakespeare.
thanks for noticing.obviously MDG was too busy formulating his intellectually superiour response and he couldn't find his RogetsReggie was in 1977, barely any of you were born, sadly, I remember it, I was 5Kirk was in 1988
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nice. i know when they were, i just wasn't sure which word you intended, due to the misspelling. given that you're a yankees fan, i figured Jackson's was more logical.i've made way too many unfunny posts today. back to finance.
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That gets you $2, an oil massage, or something we call a mystery bag.I'll give you a hint about the mystery bag. It's in my pants and it's not a toaster.
I'll take the teabag, err I mean mystery bag, Monty!
if we're going to have a grammar rodeo, i've got to go grab my chaps.
That's a little bit hot but I'm a slut so that doesn't mean much.I'm not hairy or smelly though so I got that going for me.
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Okay JeffStrat's jealous now, you can stop talking to me.
A. I doubt itB. It's good to know he shares everything with youC. I guess I'll have to be more vulgar when typing to him about you and see what he keeps passing along. I have given him full permission to disclose any and all convos. I have nothing to hide.D. Why do I use this lettering system in my posts?E. Did you catch last weeks One Tree Hill? Getting goodF. Is Veronica Mars' new season on yet?G. Say hi to JeffStrat for me (I like that he uses that, you know who came up with it right? Me)H. I need to come up with a costume for MattyCatsI. ok, I'm out of letters
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nice. i know when they were, i just wasn't sure which word you intended, due to the misspelling. given that you're a yankees fan, i figured Jackson's was more logical.i've made way too many unfunny posts today. back to finance.
thee, sound it out. as in, the most important homerun, the only one anyone could be discussing. TheeeI meant the Kirk Gibson one because if she is 18, then she was born in 1988, same year as thee homerun
I'm not hairy or smelly though so I got that going for me.
hmmm, not the word on the street
Too much to catch up on today. LG's been hard at work, I see.
relax
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A. I doubt itB. It's good to know he shares everything with youC. I guess I'll have to be more vulgar when typing to him about you and see what he keeps passing along. I have given him full permission to disclose any and all convos. I have nothing to hide.D. Why do you use this lettering system in my posts?E. Did you catch last weeks One Tree Hill? Getting goodF. Is Veronica Mars' new season on yet?G. Say hi to JeffStrat for me (I like that he uses that, you know who came up with it right? Me)H. I need to come up with a costume for MattyCatsI. ok, I'm out of letters
Shark and Rescue me don't merit better than J?What about Friday Night Lights don't tell me you don't watch that naked with a firm grip on yourself!
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A. You're probably right.B. He is shamelessly honest.C. Can it get any more vulgar than "May I sniff your used jeans?" I can't wait to find out.D. This made no sense to me.E. Last I watched Brook ditched the fashion show for a cheerleading contest, which they fucked up. Am I way behind?F. Not here, last I watched we found out that Kendall = Priscilla and she's in with the Irish. Don't ruin it for me please.G. Done and done, and yes I've heard.H. Who?I. Thank God.
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Shark and Rescue me don't merit better than J?What about Friday Night Lights don't tell me you don't watch that naked with a firm grip on yourself!
those are the shows that me and Lady Acid have in common.I don't watch Friday Night Lights, or usually any sports movie. I hate the unrealistic sports scenes.Hell, I'm so excited about going home tonight. No gym for me today.I have VM and Boston Legal from last night, both WSOP espisodes, and tonight 30 Rock is on as is The Nine and One Tree Hill. Its gonna be a long night.Yes I'm gay. Further proof.movies on my TIVOIn AmericaThe Constant GardenerMemoirs of a GeishaJarhead
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Hell, I'm so excited about going home tonight. No gym for me today.
Fatty!Oh, and I deleted Jarhead from your post and don't feel like re-quoting, but I'm curious to gather some opinions on that one.
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Fatty!Oh, and I deleted Jarhead from your post and don't feel like re-quoting, but I'm curious to gather some opinions on that one.
I liked Jarhead more than I expected I would. It's deeper than just an action war flick. I think it's probably the most redeeming thing that Jake Gyllenhaal has done since he screwed the pooch with The Day After Tomorrow.
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Your argument has a significant flaw here. You claim that popularity has nothing to do with quality (a statement I won't go into) but that you set higher standards for things that are popular. Thus, every single time, if two things to you are of equal quality in absolute terms, clearly the one that is less popular is going to seem better to you. By letting your expectations and preconceived notions affect your thoughts on the quality of an entertainment experience, nothing you expect to be good will ever possibly be as good as something that you have no expectations about.In other words, stop putting the pussy on a pedestal.
This is a perfectly placed fantastic quote. I can't believe nobody commented on it.Oh wait, it's because you're all busy acting like a bunch of bitches.WARF!
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But, but, but I'm not an 18 year old pretentious snot. Aren't you supposed to be picking on her and leaving me alone?
do you want me to leave you alone?
Fatty!Oh, and I deleted Jarhead from your post and don't feel like re-quoting, but I'm curious to gather some opinions on that one.
we can't all have Jap metabolism
VM wasn't so great last night
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those are the shows that me and Lady Acid have in common.I don't watch Friday Night Lights, or usually any sports movie. I hate the unrealistic sports scenes.Hell, I'm so excited about going home tonight. No gym for me today.I have VM and Boston Legal from last night, both WSOP espisodes, and tonight 30 Rock is on as is The Nine and One Tree Hill. Its gonna be a long night.Yes I'm gay. Further proof.movies on my TIVOIn AmericaThe Constant GardenerMemoirs of a GeishaJarhead
Oh, I so have to catch up with The Nine. I still have the first two eps on TiVo but have yet to find the time to watch them. My movies may be worse:Plan 9 From Outer SpaceThe UninvitedThe War Room (which looked pretty good actually)
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Until You watch Beaches and cry you're still a man in my eyes Chris
never seen it
This is a perfectly placed fantastic quote. I can't believe nobody commented on it.Oh wait, it's because you're all busy acting like a bunch of bitches.WARF!
or, for the people that actually read all the posts and don't pop in once or twice a day, we've seen that quote used by Peter before to MDGit was funny thoughcarry onI'm still working on the costume idea for you
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