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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Lickable girls in a box want a nasty touchy grope above sex on horses?God I am sooo fuckering bored today that I spent 5 minutes coming up with that lame ass thing.
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Lickable girls in a box want a nasty touchy grope above sex on horses?God I am sooo fuckering bored today that I spent 5 minutes coming up with that lame as thing.
I liked it but apparantly i'm not a good gauge of humorous quality
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hairy and smelly, as per usualdoes it get weird when guys actually ask you to pull your pants back up?
That line isn't very effective considering everyone knows I'm not a slut. You should have saved it for one of the other sick thread girlies.
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Lickable girls in a box want a nasty touchy grope above sex on horses?God I am sooo fuckering bored today that I spent 5 minutes coming up with that lame ass thing.
jesus, you thought about that? I thought you were doing word association
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LGIABWANTGASOH.If you can get that one I'll give you fibux or a beej. Whichever you prefer.
Lady grey is a bitch with alien nuts that grow assinine spots of hair.I'll take the BJ
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That line isn't very effective considering everyone knows I'm not a slut. You should have saved it for one of the other sick thread girlies.
great analysis
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I've got half of it. What does that get me?
That gets you $2, an oil massage, or something we call a mystery bag.I'll give you a hint about the mystery bag. It's in my pants and it's not a toaster.
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LGIABWANTGASOH.If you can get that one I'll give you fibux or a beej. Whichever you prefer.
Lady Grey is a btch who almost never talks good about some old homosship it
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WHY OH WHY COULDN'T I HAVE REMEMBERED TO SIGNOFF OR PUT AN AWAY MESSAGE ON BEFORE I LEFT TO GET FOOD???Now AnnoyingClingyDrunkBitch has found me, and I'm running out of excape routes.

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Someone needs to give Bill Simmons that NBA GM job - maybe Cuban will do it
In my haste and illiteracy, I looked at this quickly and thought it said something about Simmons and an NBA JAM job. I got really excited.
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I'm only 18 years old and Oxford is not 'crap', you're just an uncultured yank that doesn't appreciate it's majesty.
I do because i saw that episode of Family Ties which was really just a ripoff of Rob Lowes Oxford Blues where Alex goes to Oxford and they tell him how arrogant and whiny all americans are
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I'm only 18 years old and Oxford is not 'crap', you're just an uncultured yank that doesn't appreciate it's majesty.
I'd do an FYP, but I don't think my fragile psyche could take being called unfunny by someone who was barely alive when Kirk Gibson hit thee homerun.
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I missed some quotes, but I think RonnieMex wanted to be reminded to change his Av. Supposed to be LA Confidential, but I preferred Usual Suspects, and I bet there's a few Kaiser Soze lines that would work nicely.

None of this really related together too well, so here is my main idea:1 You are letting the idea in terms of somethings popularity affect too strongly your expectations of something, 2 and thus removing any possible chance of enjoying it. 3 We all do it, you just do it to an extreme level.
i can certainly accept 1 and 3. i disagree of course, otherwise i wouldn't do it, but its a valid opinion.2 is silly, to say "any possible chance of enjoying it," but assuming you meant that i'd enjoy it far less than i should, then its fair. though the opposite is always true, since low expectations have the opposite effect on negative experiences.i was hoping it wouldn't be obvious how close our opinions were for longer, so i could use this joke:
now i have to reassimilate with the crowd, so:blah blah lady grey sucks blah blah
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I'd do an FYP, but I don't think my fragile psyche could take being called unfunny by someone who was barely alive when Kirk Gibson hit thee homerun.
umm, didn't Reggie Jackson hit 3 homeruns? I think the Kirk Gibson moment you're thinking of is when he hit a pinch-hit home-run on a broken leg.that's gotta hoitedit - unless you just meant "the" homerun, and wanted to accentuate it.
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