Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Short and sweet as always Ron.hairy and smelly, as per usualdoes it get weird when guys actually ask you to pull your pants back up? Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 LGIABWANTGASOH.Lickable girls in a box want a nasty touchy grope above sex on horses?God I am sooo fuckering bored today that I spent 5 minutes coming up with that lame ass thing. Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Lickable girls in a box want a nasty touchy grope above sex on horses?God I am sooo fuckering bored today that I spent 5 minutes coming up with that lame as thing.I liked it but apparantly i'm not a good gauge of humorous quality Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 hairy and smelly, as per usualdoes it get weird when guys actually ask you to pull your pants back up?That line isn't very effective considering everyone knows I'm not a slut. You should have saved it for one of the other sick thread girlies. Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 I liked it but apparantly i'm not a good gauge of humorous qualityi give it two thumbs up as well Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Lickable girls in a box want a nasty touchy grope above sex on horses?God I am sooo fuckering bored today that I spent 5 minutes coming up with that lame ass thing.jesus, you thought about that? I thought you were doing word association Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 LGIABWANTGASOH.If you can get that one I'll give you fibux or a beej. Whichever you prefer.Lady grey is a bitch with alien nuts that grow assinine spots of hair.I'll take the BJ Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 That line isn't very effective considering everyone knows I'm not a slut. You should have saved it for one of the other sick thread girlies.great analysis Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 I've got half of it. What does that get me?That gets you $2, an oil massage, or something we call a mystery bag.I'll give you a hint about the mystery bag. It's in my pants and it's not a toaster. Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 LGIABWANTGASOH.If you can get that one I'll give you fibux or a beej. Whichever you prefer. this HAS to be nasty teeth. that's all i got. Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 I liked it but apparantly i'm not a good gauge of humorous qualitywell, maybe not according to a 19 year old girl from a crap town in england Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 LGIABWANTGASOH.If you can get that one I'll give you fibux or a beej. Whichever you prefer.Lady Grey is a btch who almost never talks good about some old homosship it Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 WHY OH WHY COULDN'T I HAVE REMEMBERED TO SIGNOFF OR PUT AN AWAY MESSAGE ON BEFORE I LEFT TO GET FOOD???Now AnnoyingClingyDrunkBitch has found me, and I'm running out of excape routes. Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Someone needs to give Bill Simmons that NBA GM job - maybe Cuban will do it Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 well, maybe not according to a 19 year old girl from a crap town in englandI'm only 18 years old and Oxford is not 'crap', you're just an uncultured yank that doesn't appreciate it's majesty. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Someone needs to give Bill Simmons that NBA GM job - maybe Cuban will do itIn my haste and illiteracy, I looked at this quickly and thought it said something about Simmons and an NBA JAM job. I got really excited. Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 I'm only 18 years old and Oxford is not 'crap', you're just an uncultured yank that doesn't appreciate it's majesty.I do because i saw that episode of Family Ties which was really just a ripoff of Rob Lowes Oxford Blues where Alex goes to Oxford and they tell him how arrogant and whiny all americans are Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 I'm only 18 years old and Oxford is not 'crap', you're just an uncultured yank that doesn't appreciate it's majesty. i thought limeys wrote proper english. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 I'm only 18 years old and Oxford is not 'crap', you're just an uncultured yank that doesn't appreciate it's majesty.I'd do an FYP, but I don't think my fragile psyche could take being called unfunny by someone who was barely alive when Kirk Gibson hit thee homerun. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 I missed some quotes, but I think RonnieMex wanted to be reminded to change his Av. Supposed to be LA Confidential, but I preferred Usual Suspects, and I bet there's a few Kaiser Soze lines that would work nicely. None of this really related together too well, so here is my main idea:1 You are letting the idea in terms of somethings popularity affect too strongly your expectations of something, 2 and thus removing any possible chance of enjoying it. 3 We all do it, you just do it to an extreme level.i can certainly accept 1 and 3. i disagree of course, otherwise i wouldn't do it, but its a valid opinion.2 is silly, to say "any possible chance of enjoying it," but assuming you meant that i'd enjoy it far less than i should, then its fair. though the opposite is always true, since low expectations have the opposite effect on negative experiences.i was hoping it wouldn't be obvious how close our opinions were for longer, so i could use this joke: now i have to reassimilate with the crowd, so:blah blah lady grey sucks blah blah Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 i thought limeys wrote proper english.You're hardly a great example to me. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 I'd do an FYP, but I don't think my fragile psyche could take being called unfunny by someone who was barely alive when Kirk Gibson hit thee homerun.umm, didn't Reggie Jackson hit 3 homeruns? I think the Kirk Gibson moment you're thinking of is when he hit a pinch-hit home-run on a broken leg.that's gotta hoitedit - unless you just meant "the" homerun, and wanted to accentuate it. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 LGIABWANTGASOHLicking Grundles Is A Big Waste And Never Tickle Guys Assholes Sucking Off Hungmeat?Zimmer, we hardly knew ye... Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 You're hardly a great example to me.if we're going to have a grammar rodeo, i've got to go grab my chaps. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 when Kirk Gibson hit thee homerun.I like that, it's like a cross between baseball and Shakespeare. Link to post Share on other sites
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