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i know, can you believe it? with my perfectly (albeit misunderstood) logical arguments, and homestarrunner quotes, i can't believe i don't have a harem of girls, bringing me beer and grapes, and taking care of my many Sterrances.fwiw - i'm not usually like this. i only do it here because you guys have to listen to me. or at least i can pretend you do, and that you don't skip over anything longer than two sentences.
Sorry, I didn't read any of that.But just for the hell of it, can someone inform me as to what fwiw is? I don't feel like thinking or looking it up.
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Sorry, I didn't read any of that.But just for the hell of it, can someone inform me as to what fwiw is? I don't feel like thinking or looking it up.
fwiw=for what its worthsw=sarcasm warningqft=quoted for truthgm=gooky mcgookpants
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It took me a while for me to come up with a response here, because you so clearly missed my point in the first post. I literally said nothing about the relation between popularity and quality, other than I didn't want to discuss it, but somehow you completely missed that. And since you completely disagree with my entire point of view here, might as well go the whole way.When you have sex for the first time, it will be over quickly and you will think, "what's the big deal?" When you have sex the second time, you will think, "HOLY SHIT!" I'll give you a hint: the fact that it lasted 10 seconds instead of 5 the second time isn't the only difference.
i guess i don't get your point then. was it that nothing that i expect to be good will ever be as good as something i have no expectations about? that's a pretty obscure argument, especially since it's almost impossible to have "no expectations" about something.i didn't miss that you didn't want to discuss it, but choosing not to discuss what is the basis of my argument seems like a weird way to make an argument.i agree with the second part of your argument, but i don't see the point. are you suggesting i should never have expectations about anything? Seems like that'd be tough to do.It is true that high expectations will diminish a positive experience, and also that low expectations will lessen a negative one, if that's what you're arguing.I feel like we should be sharing a snifter of brandy while arguing this. Or at least one of us has to use the word "bourgeoisie" (sp?) ASAP.
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KCIJNF - Keith Crime Is Just Not FunnyWait, what were we doing again?
I have noticed a problem with having a flame war with you. In the end, all you're really saying is that isn't funny or that sucked. That may well be true, but it's not that entertaining.
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10 Reasons Halloween is Better that Sex10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.9 . The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.7. Less guilt the morning after.6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are.5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.2. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.1. You can do the whole neighborhood!

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KCIJNF - Keith Crime Is Just Not FunnyWait, what were we doing again?
LGSNPOTBOPANWAWTATTD.IDGOLady Grey serves no purpose other than busting on people and never writes anything worthwhile to add to the discussion. It does get old
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who was trying to be funny he really did and it was good
tis true.secrets man, secrets
10 Reasons Halloween is Better that Sex10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.9 . The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.7. Less guilt the morning after.6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are.5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.2. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.1. You can do the whole neighborhood!
great, now forwarded jokes are following me here.
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i guess i don't get your point then. was it that nothing that i expect to be good will ever be as good as something i have no expectations about? that's a pretty obscure argument, especially since it's almost impossible to have "no expectations" about something.i didn't miss that you didn't want to discuss it, but choosing not to discuss what is the basis of my argument seems like a weird way to make an argument.i agree with the second part of your argument, but i don't see the point. are you suggesting i should never have expectations about anything? Seems like that'd be tough to do.It is true that high expectations will diminish a positive experience, and also that low expectations will lessen a negative one, if that's what you're arguing.I feel like we should be sharing a snifter of brandy while arguing this. Or at least one of us has to use the word "bourgeoisie" (sp?) ASAP.
None of this really related together too well, so here is my main idea:You are letting the idea in terms of somethings popularity affect too strongly your expectations of something, and thus removing any possible chance of enjoying it. We all do it, you just do it to an extreme level.I do it as well occasionally. You know two movies I hated in the theatres? Oceans 12 and Star Wars Ep 3. I've seen them both 4 or 5 times now on HBO and like them more and more with each viewing.
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just watched the maher thingRobin Williams is definitely not someone you invite on a show if you expect him to share the spotlightdepending on your point of view it would be like hiring Jimi Hendrix to play rhythm guitar for Nicklebackor hiring someone who thinks he is Jimi Hendrix to play lead in the BeatlesIf you get Robin on your show its gonna be all about Robin

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