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Don't worry, I was wearing it, but I took the picture. The magazine just emailed us back, they are worried about using that picture because their advertisers might not know awesome when they see it.
Obviously they need new advertisers...I don't see how that's your problem.
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Yeah, that's what I said too.
So you're saying the boxes you've been buying aren't labelled...you just make guesses based on the picture on the front?
:snicker face: Although I'd prefer a :twix face:, if it made any sense at all.
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out roaming the boards, wanted to read your shenanigans
At least pop in here every night before leaving to say Cards Live. Pots Monsters. It'll be like a lunch report later in the day.
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I know it's tough, but you've gotta stop thinking of Fred.
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Don't worry, I was wearing it, but I took the picture. The magazine just emailed us back, they are worried about using that picture because their advertisers might not know awesome when they see it.
Well, it's painfully clear that they're worried about the Brokeback Mountain/sexual innuendo there.Might as well send them an edited version so that there's no gay undertones....10199.jpg
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I don't have my CPA yet, i was going to spend most of the next 3 weeks i thought i had light work in studying. Honestly, (smugness warning) I'm not overly concerned with the test. My schools entire accounting program is designed at the test. Every accounting test I took for 3 years used CPA exam questions for part or all of the test, and I was rarely not the first person to finish tests. My peers I graduated with have said they really didn't think it was that bad either.

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My friends band, Wilderness Survival, was nominated for another award for this years San Diego Music Awards. Since he won the best new artist last year, and is up for another award this year, this local magazine is doing an article on his band. They needed a picture for the cover of the magazine, so we sent them this awesome shot:10199.jpg
is that actually a shot of them or just a random picture you found on the net?
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That's probably the straightest picture I've ever seen.
My peers I graduated with have said they really didn't think it was that bad either.
Do they know that their penises combined still don't even come close to matching the overall mass of your member?
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It was going so well, until someone couldn't keep their **edited** from bumping the thread.
Well, this seems like as good of a time as ever to put my bumping to work for good instead of evil.......
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Well, it's painfully clear that they're worried about the Brokeback Mountain/sexual innuendo there.Might as well send them an edited version so that there's no gay undertones....10199.jpg
hmmm. That does look good. Maybe we should just go buy some pink bikinis.
is that actually a shot of them or just a random picture you found on the net?
That's really them. The picture was taken before a formal dinner we were attending.
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Captain Stubing was the Captain.Julie was the cruise director.Gopher was the purser.What the hell was the black bartenders name? And yes I know how to google, but I wanted to give you braniacs a crack at it first.
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Captain Stubing was the Captain.Julie was the cruise director.Gopher was the purser.What the hell was the black bartenders name? And yes I know how to google, but I wanted to give you braniacs a crack at it first.
Isaac.Edit: goddamnit. Fucking Teddy Wilson.
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Haha, I have no idea where I pulled that out from. And I'm not sure how I got it first since I spent several moments thinking Lori had said that Capt Stabbin was the Captain, and I got distracted....

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Captain Stubing was the Captain.Julie was the cruise director.Gopher was the purser.What the hell was the black bartenders name? And yes I know how to google, but I wanted to give you braniacs a crack at it first.
Isaac....and I am Wayyyyy late to this party.
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hmmm. That does look good. Maybe we should just go buy some pink bikinis.That's really them. The picture was taken before a formal dinner we were attending.
how funny. the guy infront looks exactly like the guy that knocked up my sister. the black hat and all.
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