Jump to content

I Called In Sick Today


Recommended Posts

I'm thinking of mickey dees for lunch. Discuss.
I hate you.I'd love a Big Mac Meal supersized10 piece chicken mcnuggets3bbq sauces for dipping the fries indiet cokesadly, I'm serious and I've ordered this wayyyy too many times. Hence the diet nowI have a grilled chicken garden salad with a lite vinagrette on the waysomeone shoot me.although I will be eating 16 of the best wings ever at the Bru's Room at least once during the first 3 weeks of the football seasonThe Steelers are going down Dev
Link to post
Share on other sites
  • Replies 268.1k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • Ron_Mexico

    19414

  • speedz99

    16304

  • Napa Lite

    7767

  • ShakeZuma

    7517

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Posts

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

Posted Images

I'm so hot for you, I want to fuck youI dont think I've ever been Yogi'd before so I might as well hit a grand slam[/ colorYouthinki'mjokingtooidontcarepullthatyogioutrightnow]
If last night got any funnier than this, I'm gonna get in trouble at work. Someone's gonna figure out that billing spreadsheets don't make you laugh like this.It was also quite amusing to me that during all this Yogi-ing, Zim kept right on going about poker without ever missing a beat.
Link to post
Share on other sites
I'm thinking mass quanitites of booze for lunch, but I am feeling a little under the weather and I am pretty sure drinking won't help things.I'm also thinking poker tonight. I need to play live again one of these days...
Tequila kills bacterial infections.
Link to post
Share on other sites
If last night got any funnier than this, I'm gonna get in trouble at work. Someone's gonna figure out that billing spreadsheets don't make you laugh like this.It was also quite amusing to me that during all this Yogi-ing, Zim kept right on going about poker without ever missing a beat.
hard to believe he's a virgin right?although, at his age, I was too.but dammit, this is the internet age
Link to post
Share on other sites
bad idea
This sealed the deal for me. I'm sensing 2 cheese trio, entrée of nuggets, bbq sauce and coke to go thank you, which coincidentally is the same thing i've ordered for the last 17 years.
Link to post
Share on other sites
I hate you.I'd love a Big Mac Meal supersized10 piece chicken mcnuggets3bbq sauces for dipping the fries indiet coke
The diet coke makes me giggle.I'm on a diet too. It's my customary pre-Vegas diet. So I have eliminated my usual trips to Coldstone's and Starbucks each afternoon. So if I seem a bitchy, now you know why.
Link to post
Share on other sites
say what you want about me, dane cook, and Nickelback, but dems is fightin words for real.
oh, its definitely on.Avatar bet when the time comes.
Link to post
Share on other sites
?? I'm slow. And no salt sticks?edit: this i gonna turn oot to be some lame French Canadian "royale with cheese" deal, eh?
Allo me to translate it for youA 2 McAmericanFreedomCheeseburger meal with fries and a coke.Edit: I initially forgot the w in Allow but given the french canadian context it seemed pretty appropriate to have it sound french.
Link to post
Share on other sites
i feel dirty
The old me woulda responded, "dirtier than the sheets at Binions?"but since I'm turning over a new leaf, I'll just say....ooh, that makes me hot.
Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

Announcements


×
×
  • Create New...