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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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If you (I) qualify, you can unregister and use the $W elsewhere..
i do like playing different tourneys aside from NL, since i suck at those too. its fun mixing it up. only made one bad play in the limit tourney so far, we'll see how it goes. just made a horrible play in my heads up match though. due to my recent horrible play, ive made a little handwritten sign. ill get a picture of it in a few minutes.
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Hello, Bitches.
Your avatar is intimidating.I went surfing this afternoon, then got drunk. ahhhhhhhhhhhh, I like.
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i played a $22 tourney on there earlier tonight. Within the first level I flopped two pair, Ks and Qs and got it in against someones set of 5s. Not a bad beat but still fun stuff.

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in the FTOPS i didnt win many hands, finally down to 750 with blinds 125/250, i get KK and go all in, get 4 callers, hit a set on the turn and quadruple up.is it right in a limit tourney to attack the blinds as much as a NL tourney? i seem to have lost a lot of chips that way.

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in the FTOPS i didnt win many hands, finally down to 750 with blinds 125/250, i get KK and go all in, get 4 callers, hit a set on the turn and quadruple up.is it right in a limit tourney to attack the blinds as much as a NL tourney? i seem to have lost a lot of chips that way.
I'd say it would be a bit tougher to do that since you can't really put the blinds in a situation where it doesn't make sense to see a flop.
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Well, Bizzle and I are still in the Party Super, I'm at 5k but he's at 16k.
I did a bunch of stupid things in tourneys today. I think I am going to take some time off to prepare for next week.
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this is now posted on my computer.even though i just called off almost all my chips when i knew i was beat, i still have it on my moniter. hopefully i pay attentionamibeat.jpg

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this is now posted on my computer.even though i just called off almost all my chips when i knew i was beat, i still have it on my moniter. hopefully i pay attentionamibeat.jpg
i used to leave stickies and stuff for myself to remind me not to do stupid crap. i found it was easier just to make sure i was in a good, concentrating state of mind when i was playing, and then i'd make good decisions.its only when i start jerking off reading the Sick Thread and other stuff while playing that I have to make quick, and therefore poor decisions.Casino trip tomorrow to pop my live NL cherry.
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Won an entry thru the $50+$4 into the $320 High Roller Tourney to be DN's protege. Hopefully it'll be a small size tourney since it's the first one this weekend.Played another $6+$1 and won an entry into another $50+$4 which I'll probably play tomorrow.Lost my 4th $68+$5 Sat into the $635 Sat for the Poker Classic. I've been starting with the $9+$1's in my quest to pyramid up into the Poker Classic. Might try the regular one instead of the SNG routeAnd Played some 5-5 and 2-2 PLO; came back from a bonehead play to finish up for the session.There are a lot of tourneys coming up - the Full Tilt "Gold Jersey" Tourneys followed by the WCOOP. Guess each site is trying to one-up the other sites.

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Won an entry thru the $50+$4 into the $320 High Roller Tourney to be DN's protege. Hopefully it'll be a small size tourney since it's the first one this weekend.Played another $6+$1 and won an entry into another $50+$4 which I'll probably play tomorrow.Lost my 4th $68+$5 Sat into the $635 Sat for the Poker Classic. I've been starting with the $9+$1's in my quest to pyramid up into the Poker Classic. Might try the regular one instead of the SNG routeAnd Played some 5-5 and 2-2 PLO; came back from a bonehead play to finish up for the session.There are a lot of tourneys coming up - the Full Tilt "Gold Jersey" Tourneys followed by the WCOOP. Guess each site is trying to one-up the other sites.
Yeah, and I like it. More big tourneys with satellites and slow structures equals more donks and more potential profit.
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A day in the life:4:45 - Wake up, shower, let dogs out, pack lunch5:30 - Drive to work6:15 - Start Work4:00 - Leave work, stop at store for groceries (booze)5:00 - Arrive home, walk dogs, feed dogs, make dinner6:00 - Play a little pokah8:30 - Excercise and shower10:30 - Go to bed1:00 - Wake up to dogs whining. Let the first dog out only to see the second leap over you while your bent over to go chase a rabbit. Continue chasing dog and trying to make sure he doesn't get hit by a car. Lose him in the darkness for a while and begin running barefoot on gravel. Finally catch the dog and threaten to beat him within an inch of his life, followed by one smack and a heart felt "No".2:00 - Run water in shower to get glass out of bottom of foot.2:30 - Go bad to bed4:45 - Bzzzzzz Bzzzzzz Bzzzzzz.Today is going to be a good day.

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