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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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I've said it before:it's s.hit like this that's gonna get me fired.so, so, so, so, very good looking....
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The blue-furred muppet who used to sing "C is for Cookie" will now tell viewers that "A Cookie is a Sometimes Food"."

Seems wrong to me too. linky

They should of just put the poor bastard down instead of subjecting him to this hell.
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alright assclowns.. time to get ready for another action packed night at the store..i will be seeing the aforementioned dumbass_ when i get in.. if hilarity ensues rest assured you will hear about it.

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They should of just put the poor bastard down instead of subjecting him to this hell.
Isnt that like all of the sudden having Jesus go door to door selling copies of the "The Book of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints"LDSBOM.jpg
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ahhhh no im not real gay, but I love the show because it shows...wait for it... nothing but absolutely gorgeous models who are slightly underage and mildy promiscuous...and teddy pimped them all, he should be admired.ok I give up, don't ask don't tell
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did you stuff them in your mouth at the same time like a cracked just scoring a huge rock? Cuz I don't want my junk rubbing another guys, but I like to watch that in movies.Ok, I like it when I rub tips with this buddy of mine. We pop on a porn, jerk off and then we rub the tips against the other guys tip till we finish all over each others bellys.Couldn't get any gayer huh? Don't ever try me like that again. Thats just a sampleand speaking of gay hijinks. I've asked before to no response, DOES ANYONE WATCH RESCUE ME? Hilarious gay scene or two this week.
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Ok, I like it when I rub tips with this buddy of mine. We pop on a porn, jerk off and then we rub the tips against the other guys tip till we finish all over each others bellys.
Meh...sexual but not arousing.
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did you stuff them in your mouth at the same time like a cracked just scoring a huge rock? Cuz I don't want my junk rubbing another guys, but I like to watch that in movies.
This is why I believe threesomes should only consist of 2 girls and one guy. With one girl and two guys there's just too much danger of the guys touching. That's just something I never want to see.
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and speaking of gay hijinks. I've asked before to no response, DOES ANYONE WATCH RESCUE ME? Hilarious gay scene or two this week.
Yeah, this weeks episode cracked me up. "Dude, if I'm not gay at all, then it would be impossible for you to be gayer than me.""Oh yeah"
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This is why I believe threesomes should only consist of 2 girls and one guy. With one girl and two guys there's just too much danger of the guys touching. That's just something I never want to see.
There's a story in there somewhere.
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This is why I believe threesomes should only consist of 2 girls and one guy. With one girl and two guys there's just too much danger of the guys touching. That's just something I never want to see.
Go on...
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This is why I believe threesomes should only consist of 2 girls and one guy. With one girl and two guys there's just too much danger of the guys touching. That's just something I never want to see.
done 4 or 5 two guys one girl party, never touched the other guy once. Guys should be on opposite ends. It's not that hard.
There's a story in there somewhere.
I very truly seriously doubt that.
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A two hour meeting that only lasts one hour is like Christmas. Christmas seems very sad in my world, doesn't it?You guys are all incredibly good looking today. Lot of funny stuff.

Does anyone know of a good, if not the best, online repository for pictures of dogs in bee costumes? I'm in desperate need here.
Genuinely laughing out loud. I'm still cracking up with this one.
whoa...we're getting dangerously close to 'real gay' here...
We all know that this is saying a lot.
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They should of just put the poor bastard down instead of subjecting him to this hell.
I suspect that he will soon be killed while mowing his lawn by a stray bullet from a drive-by shooting on Sesame Street, and then replaced by his long lost cousin The Carrot Monster.
and speaking of gay hijinks. I've asked before to no response, DOES ANYONE WATCH RESCUE ME? Hilarious gay scene or two this week.
The commercials always make me laugh but I never get around to watching it.
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done 4 or 5 two guys one girl party, never touched the other guy once. Guys should be on opposite ends. It's not that hard.
Yeah, I did one too, same thing. One on each end, stay in your respective positions, no issue. I'm not saying *being* teamed up on isn't better, just that the only way there's going to be male/male touching is if one of the dudes wishes it so.
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done 4 or 5 two guys one girl party, never touched the other guy once. Guys should be on opposite ends. I wasn't that hard.
I doubt it.
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Yeah, I did one too, same thing. One on each end, stay in your respective positions, no issue. I'm not saying *being* teamed up on isn't better, just that the only way there's going to be male/male touching is a high five
FYP...
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I doubt it.
no seriously. I'd be happy to demonstrate.ADDDAMMMMMMM, GET IN HERE, JON WANTS US TO SHOW HIM SOMETHING. BRING IDAHO.
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2. I feel like I'm missing out. I'm like a child walking into a conversation...does anyone remember who brought me here after my long term absence (before I knew it turned into the best thread ever)? Was it Caleb?
Am I too late for this?
Holy shit!Caleb pointed me here...I started reading the first few pages, then looked down to see who else was here.It's a freakin reunion.And 190 pages??? What's the deal?
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