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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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None. But the black girl in attendance told me she liked my beats playlist and at one point I was straddled by a friend's girlfriend who proceeded to pour a beer into my mouth.


Might maybe catch an 8:00 Star Wars showing. Might not.

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Been busy around the house and watching, mostly horrible, football all day.


Had a good time at the family thing last night. Wife's Aunt asked for and made my Zupa Tuscana recipe and it was a huge hit. Got to catch up with the 2/3rds of the family I like but haven't seen in a while. Next family thing is Christmas Eve breakfast at the I laws. Their expecting 50 +- friends and family.


Weird week coming up. I'm off Thursday and Friday so the three work days don't really leave enough travel time to get where I need to go to be effective. 5:30 on Sunday evening and I still don't know what I'm doing.

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Gambled and went to the theater in the white trash part of town. Barely anybody here. Told some #teens who were coming out of a showing to stfu when I heard one starting a sentence "the spoiler I heard". I'm officially an old man.

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i don't think those commas around mostly horrible are necessary or correct.


You are correct

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Star Wars was good.


One thing I didn't really understand was the part where Han Solo...



... was killed.




... and you were the one who chose to click on the 'spoiler' tag.



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I'm going to Star Wars in a few minutes. I can't believe that I've successfully avoided spoilers so far.

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