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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Watching Kickboxer. Can't help but think SA's gif subconsciously made me choose this. Didn't realize it was from this movie until just got to that scene.

 

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Went and saw Jurrasic World withe wife last night. Pretty solid though there are a few cheesy, possibly intentually so, lines thrown in. We saw the 2D version because we hate having to wear those damn glasses for 2 hours but after seeing it the 3D version is probably pretty cool.

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Napster, I'll take care of you today. Haven't used PayPal in a while so it's been more of a pain in the ass than it should be.

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I too saw Jurassic World. was surprised when the park didn't work as planned.

 

What an amazing troll that would be if they came out with a half-billion dollar Jurassic Park movie, and it were just a tight 90 minutes of dialog and romance, that happened to be set at the uneventful grand opening of a socially irresponsible dinosaur park. Maybe Ethan Hawk and Spielberg could do a Before Sunrise/Jurassic Park crossover.

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Napa,

 

Thank you! Those puppies are so small, do you know them?

 

I don't know if I have much to report--working a lot, etc. I went to wine and cheese event with new gay co-worker. I don't know if I've mentioned him here before. He's cool, really good at his job, and has an ex-husband. He's probably in his 30s, but doesn't talk about his age.

 

Every once in a while he will throw in a reference to an "ex girlfriend." This guy is gay enough, I'm always two seconds from blurting out, "Junior high doesn't count." So we're in the car, slow traffic and making small talk. He starts talking about his life and how it's changed after their split, and he brings up kids. He says, "Well I always thought 'if it happens it happens.' "

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You havent mentioned the work midget in a while, so far as i can remember. Anything down with shorty?

 

Shorty's not a shorty no more, she's living heartless. Regardless of the charges, she claims to be the hardest individual; critical thoughts, criminal minded. Blinded by illusion, finding it confusing

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Sounds like Jurrasic World had one of/the largest opening night ever. I didn't even realize it was opening night till we we got there. Usually I would avoid the crowds but we went at 6:20 so it wasn't that bad.

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I just made the following joke on the streets of SF.

 

"You know, on Friday afternoons in SF, rape is only a misdemeanor"

 

I am pretty sure everyone but the lesbians laughed

 

I think I'm way out of the loop on this joke, because I don't get; or possibly do, but don't understand the laughter part.

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Jurassic World was great. Saw it Thursday night at 7:30. (Interesting how midnight showings are creeping earlier.)

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i saw JW, as well, yesterday and i thought it was pretty good. i love chris pratt. the leading lady turned me on and it had my MAIN MAN jake johnson in it and he cracks me up every time. my buddy didn't like it though, but he's a hater, so never you mind him.

 

not much else going on. went to the casino yesterday too. flopped a set versus top two, go it in and lost to running spades. pretty standard. had 150 left but decided to leave to go to the movie.

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