InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 the last few times my girlfriend has slept over, once per night, when she rolls over, I have lunged at her in my sleep (to keep her from rolling off the bed). it scares the shit out of her. I feel a little bad about it, but at the same time, I seem to have pretty good intentions. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 It's the thought that counts strat. Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 For frau: (Not my cat...just one I found on imgur...fits your general criteria.) 3 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 No. Just no. There will be no reposting of random cat pictures from the Internet. No. If you and Frau need to exchange pussy pictures, do it the way FCP regulars like Missho and Lori always did and send PMs. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 i would have to agree with jubi, UNLESS you did so in a designated random cat pictures thread. then there would be no way to stop you. Link to post Share on other sites
Iphonenkinder 558 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 I like the photos, and please continue. In addition to getting ticketed and towed, I just purchased a $50 Yelp coupon for the wrong type of smog check place. Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 887 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 How much was the ticket/tow?? Some old guy threatened to call the cops on me because i "parked in front of his garage and he couldn't get out," whatever. Luckily I was there right on time and made a quick exit. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Frau is overruled. No random internet animal pics just because the thread. The "woman" won't win this battle, as she would if this were real life. At least I hope not 1 Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Ticket - $73 Tow - 273 Uber - 20 Plus the $50 coupon I have to try to sell to someone else, plus the smog check I do need, plus the $116 for my sticker renewal. I also tipped on service charge at my fancy New Year's dinner (I left as is, hoping for karma.) Boy, some random photos of animals being idiots, or looking at the camera with contempt would sure make me feel better. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Boy, some random photos of animals being idiots, or looking at the camera with contempt would sure make me feel better. I'm sure my partner would be willing to suggest some Pinterest feeds that specialize in baby horses, if you're interested in outsourcing to professional cuteness curators. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Yes, please ask xe. I don't have Pinterest, so I'll need screenshots. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 I actually don't think my partner is really on Pinterest either, but in the meantime, here is a horse from Reddit: Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 (Upon further consideration, I shouldn't troll where I eat. Any further animal pictures will be posted to that thread where SA posts pictures of sexy-but-mannish teenagers.) 2 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 sexy is sexy, that's what i always say. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 sexy is sexy, that's what i always say. Preaching to the choir, buddy. #IControlMyLabels 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 happy new year homos. played cards against humanity with blondie, her mom and stepdad, and one of blondie's friends after the kids went to bed. More than once I found myself thinking "the folks from the sick thread would have appreciated my play much more than these people do." apparently parents and grandparents don't find pedo jokes as funny as people here. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 No. Just no. There will be no reposting of random cat pictures from the Internet. No. If you and Frau need to exchange pussy pictures, do it the way FCP regulars like Missho and Lori always did and send PMs. To be fair, that cat looks a lot like my cat Tobias. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Frau is overruled. No random internet animal pics just because the thread. The "woman" won't win this battle, as she would if this were real life. At least I hope not Don't count essay out so quickly. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 To be fair, that cat looks a lot like my cat Tobias. To be fair, I don't care. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Don't count essay out so quickly. ] Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Pussy Link to post Share on other sites
Scroom 436 Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 I'm on a $5000 freeroll in 2016. If I can create a hoax story that makes it to the front page of Reddit at any time in 2016, I get $5K. Its not a matter of 'if' I can do it, but whether or not I should wait until the year's about half over so the freeroller is full of confidence and would offer me $10k if I could do it that very month, or just do it tonight and collect my $5k while I know the ******'s liquid enough to pay. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 a bird in the hand and so forth... --edit. and please do be linking when it's up. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 I'd gamble on the long con, unless you really need the cash to slam some horse or something. The long con is always more satisfying and I know you're a craftsman, Scram. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 This thread is about to turn 10 years old in the next couple months. Crazy. I don't miss much about my life 10 years ago, except for the regular visits to casinos in AZ followed by In & Out on the way home. I actually almost went to AC a few weeks ago because I got my biannual hankering for poker. Couldn't fine anyone to come with me, and I couldn't justify driving out there by myself. Ok, I could justify it, but I got lazy. Don't forget my car died and also my dog died. Sorry to hear it. About the dog, not your car. I don't give a shit about your car. You know what, **** your car, seriously, it was a piece of shit anyway. Probably. I'm on a $5000 freeroll in 2016. If I can create a hoax story that makes it to the front page of Reddit at any time in 2016, I get $5K. Its not a matter of 'if' I can do it, but whether or not I should wait until the year's about half over so the freeroller is full of confidence and would offer me $10k if I could do it that very month, or just do it tonight and collect my $5k while I know the ******'s liquid enough to pay. I say do it now, but only because I really want to watch it happen and may or may not be around the thread in 6 months. What are you thinking you'll go with? Story about some incredibly convoluted revenge on your cheating wife and her lover? Maybe something about a crooked cop who got his comeuppance? Stray cat that saved your life, complete with the picture posted in this thread a few pages ago? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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