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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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After not having watched even 5 minutes of college bball, I did a bracket on Yahoo, my 2nd bracket ever. It was a point and drag situation on the IPad so I figured, wtf. How'd I do?33 of 48 correct picks. Overall % - 92nd. 44 points. Not sure what those last two thing mean. I have 11 teams still in it. 3 of 4 final four teams left. I hate chalk so my Vandy pick didn't work out. I mean, Billy McCaffery did transfer there after leaving Duke. (if anyone gets that ref I'll be impressed, or know who Billy's brother is)

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This is as close as I can get to that.
74 Egyptians died a couple months ago in a riot.
hmm, yeah that's a little better. no actual soccer play so at least there's that. how in the hell did 74 people die though? all I saw was a bunch of running.
macs have the best design by far. they get crushed on specs/price but that's gradually improving with time. the nerd in me wants to own a mac, and I'll just run windows on it if need be.I have an old white macbook from 06 which is quite the trooper.
yeah, in regards to the improving over time, it's happening on both ends: my work computer is a lenovo that retails for like $1,800 or something and it's an absolute piece of shit. a lot of the higher end pc's seem to be running in that same range now too from what I saw, and I mean hell, they still run windows which I've really grown to hate, so why not spend the extra two hundred bucks? I think it really does all come down to me just being tired of having a computer go to shit after 6 months of owning it no matter how clean I keep it. hopefully I can keep this old one working well enough to be my porn computer so the mac stays super clean. we'll see!are they still playing basketball? I haven't seen anything about it for a while.
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for $500-600, you can beat the specs on the entry level macbook pros. for $1500, you can destroy the best macbook pros. the apple premium is still pretty large. but, avoiding most of the shit that makes laptops annoying is kind of worth it to me.I bought my parents a lenovo for $300 for christmas. the thing is better spec-wise than any computer I've ever owned, and can suffice for pretty much everything but like video editing or whatever. I really feel like most people who spend $1500 on non-mac laptops are buying horsepower they'll never use.

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for $500-600, you can beat the specs on the entry level macbook pros. for $1500, you can destroy the best macbook pros. the apple premium is still pretty large. but, avoiding most of the shit that makes laptops annoying is kind of worth it to me.I bought my parents a lenovo for $300 for christmas. the thing is better spec-wise than any computer I've ever owned, and can suffice for pretty much everything but like video editing or whatever. I really feel like most people who spend $1500 on non-mac laptops are buying horsepower they'll never use.
Nooow it makes sense...Shake is starting a "Backwoods Big Beautiful Bimbos" porn series and he needs the Mac to do his video editing! Gotta spend money to make money.
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that... is not a terrible idea...question, mostly for dj I suppose: I've gotta get my taxes done here pretty soon and I usually take them to a place in town for like $60 or so, but it was mentioned recently in here about the free efile and software and such, and I was wondering if, given the fact that I'm really stupid, they're intuitive and explanatory enough for even me to figure out? I'm mainly worried about the state part since that seems to have been the sticky part from the limited research I've done.

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it was mentioned recently in here about the free efile and software and such, and I was wondering if, given the fact that I'm really stupid, they're intuitive and explanatory enough for even me to figure out? I'm mainly worried about the state part since that seems to have been the sticky part from the limited research I've done.
Since they're for poor people, they have to make them easy to understand.Because poor people are stupid.That's why they're poor.
did you even make enough to have to file this year?
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oh it'll be free. until I'm 60 it'll be free. but 15 for state doesn't seem too bad I don't guess. better than 60. I always end up owing on state. bunch of sonsofbitches.

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I've heard or seen approximately seven million references to "SXSW" and I still don't know what it is. The first few times I heard about it I just ignored it because it obviously wasn't a big deal since I hadn't heard about it before. Maybe not the best logic.The more I heard about it, the more I figured somebody would actually say what it is, so I never bothered to just look it up.At some point I heard about it so much without anybody saying what it was that I got stubborn and decided that if these assholes wouldn't just explain it one time, then I wasn't going to care.Now I'm wondering if this is ever going to go away. For fuck's sake.

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My buddy lives in Austin and went to a few concerts and sent an email with all these new bands and stuff we should check out and one of them was Alabama Shakes and I was all "mu'fucker my nigga shake put me on that new new months ago".

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It's been a long time people and I have a match lit under my butt and plan on doing what I can to revive the forum a little. Any and all questions, nothing off limits, fire away!
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Why a fox? Why not a horse, or a beetle, or a bald eagle? I'm saying this more as, like, existentialism, you know? Who am I? And how can a fox ever be happy without, you'll forgive the expression, a chicken in its teeth?
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Why a fox? Why not a horse, or a beetle, or a bald eagle? I'm saying this more as, like, existentialism, you know? Who am I? And how can a fox ever be happy without, you'll forgive the expression, a chicken in its teeth?
Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass! Please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking!
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