JoeyJoJo 18 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 So...strategy...you got any more good porn sites you can recommend? Link to post Share on other sites
Voldemort 0 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 I'm actually a fan of the really infrequent grape soda. it's good to mix it up once in a while.That's me. Every few months or so. Link to post Share on other sites
Voldemort 0 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 So...strategy...you got any more good porn sites you can recommend?LOLBut seriously.....TBLOP NSFW obvhttp://www.tblop.com/You're welcome. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 I am so out of the movie watching loop it's not even funny. Sucks.I think you might really like that movie.I was at my parents' place today for dinner with pops, and I decided to kill some time by watching Funny People on their HBO On Demand. I had to stop it and got back, and when I did so I saw their other recently made purchase, which had to be from the night before while my mom was already out of town.Yep, it was the new Twilight movie. Way to go, dad.DO NOT READ THIS STRATHey losers. Just got back from boning the fuck out of loogie. What can I say? Pictures don't do him justice. He is way cuter in real life. I would totally date him, but y'all know internet relationships aren't my cup of tea. I just hope our paths meet again someday so I can tap that one more time.Were his balls as weird as I've always imagined? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 TBLOPhttp://www.tblop.com/ I'd tell you to add a "NSFW", but I think everyone assumed that anything from you is porn related.That sight looks like a pretty good way to destroy a computer with more viruses than you'd find at an FCP Army gathering. Jokes! Link to post Share on other sites
Voldemort 0 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 I'd tell you to add a "NSFW", but I think everyone assumed that anything from you is porn related.That sight looks like a pretty good way to destroy a computer with more viruses than you'd find at an FCP Army gathering. Jokes!Heh.I'll add for safety. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 How were the balls?fyp Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 DO NOT READ THIS STRATHey losers. Just got back from boning the fuck out of loogie. What can I say? Pictures don't do him justice. He is way cuter in real life. I would totally date him, but y'all know internet relationships aren't my cup of tea. I just hope our paths meet again someday so I can tap that one more time.I don't know why but this would make me happy if it were actually true. I guess just to know that everyone is a sexual degen like myself. Although, I don't know why having sex with an acquaintance would make her/him a degen. It's just sex. But still...ok, I've got nothing Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 For Speedz: Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 which one of you was the "man?"hahaTiger pays Elin $750 million, several houses, and he can never be around the kids with a woman to whom he isn't married. Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical Bear 3 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 We need to add a middle ground.good real > average real > good fake > bad real > average fake > bad fakeWell, I quoted this about 13 hours ago, and apparently I just never got around to responding. Good real > Good fake > Average real > Average Fake> Bad Real > Bad Fake. I don't love fake breasts, but -- depending on the circumstances, of course, which can really have an impact -- I'm pretty sure "total quality" is really all that matters. But bad fake is just soooo bad. Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical Bear 3 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 DO NOT READ THIS STRATHey losers. Just got back from boning the fuck out of loogie. What can I say? Pictures don't do him justice. He is way cuter in real life. I would totally date him, but y'all know internet relationships aren't my cup of tea. I just hope our paths meet again someday so I can tap that one more time.No matter how the relationship between Strat and LG ended, and no matter what terms they are on now, and no matter that LG is probably joking, and....Just, God, this is probably my worst nightmare. "Dude -- uh, and all of your friends and everything, who are here hanging out while we have this conversation -- your ex-girlfriend banged this shit out of some dude who is objectively, without a doubt, cooler than you. He's more physically attractive, and he kind of tried to make a living as a comedian. And your ex just doinked him. First night." Oh yeah? (choking back vomit) Good for her. I mean, I'm totally over the whole thing, so whatever makes her ha-"YOUR EX JUST FUCKED THE COOLEST GUY IN THE WORLD!"(Suicide) Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 ...some dude who is objectively, without a doubt, cooler than youHa.(So, I've been curious for a while. Did LG and Strat meet in person first, or did they meet through this site and later in person..? What's the deal with that?) Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGhey 0 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 No matter how the relationship between Strat and LG ended, and no matter what terms they are on now, and no matter that LG is probably joking, and....Just, God, this is probably my worst nightmare. "Dude -- uh, and all of your friends and everything, who are here hanging out while we have this conversation -- your ex-girlfriend banged this shit out of some dude who is objectively, without a doubt, cooler than you. He's more physically attractive, and he kind of tried to make a living as a comedian. And your ex just doinked him. First night." Oh yeah? (choking back vomit) Good for her. I mean, I'm totally over the whole thing, so whatever makes her ha-"YOUR EX JUST FUCKED THE COOLEST GUY IN THE WORLD!"(Suicide)Aww, you think loogie is the coolest guy in the world? Know what though, he definitely is one of the coolest people I've met. We ended up hanging out for 9 hours which wasn't really planned. Only a few of those hours were spent boning though; most of the time we were bitching about all of you. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGhey 0 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Ha.(So, I've been curious for a while. Did LG and Strat meet in person first, or did they meet through this site and later in person..? What's the deal with that?)Why don't you ask me, nosy parker?Strat and I met right here in this thread, which I consider my own personal pool of eligible bachelors. A few months later he and I met in person. Then we met in person again, and another time after that. Almost a year later I did my year abroad at his college. Then we broke up last year, and that's the deal with that. All broked up. So, Yorke, are you coming to England any time soon? .......... Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Why don't you ask me, nosy parker?Strat and I met right here in this thread, which I consider my own personal pool of eligible bachelors. A few months later he and I met in person. Then we met in person again, and another time after that. Almost a year later I did my year abroad at his college. Then we broke up last year, and that's the deal with that. All broked up. So, Yorke, are you coming to England any time soon? ..........Hi there!I'm Jeff. You may remember me as the asian guy that sometimes has his account used by a funnier non-asian guy who started this thread. I enjoy having chicks with accents that aren't middle eastern or asian (too close to home) tell me what to do. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Hi there!I'm Jeff. You may remember me as the asian guyThis is where she stopped reading. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 This is where she stopped reading.Always lead with your best quarities. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Always lead with your best quarities.Yorke's best qualities:(beep) Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 the racist cat thing was pretty mediocre until the hitler part at the end, which was quite comical. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 The stamp is what does it for me.$750 millionQuestion: could that be worth it for Tiger? I mean, that's obviously an insane amount of money, one that I barely can comprehend, but he's still going to have more money than he could ever spend for the rest of his life, so what's the difference? Is it worth $750M to get his freedom back?(Suicide)I feel like this would have been better in computer programming language. he definitely is one of the coolest people I've met.I picture a supreme self confidence eminating from his loins.This is where she stopped reading.And started masturbating.Right? Am I right? Huh? YEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!Gotta go. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 I got nothin. my brother went ahead and bought a new BMW with the money I'd shrewdly taken out of stocks. pretty obnoxious that he'd go on megatilt over a risky asset losing some trivial sum and then casually sign up to lose 30%+ on a car over a two year period. I've just stopped responding to emails/IMs. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 "YOUR EX JUST FUCKED THE COOLEST GUY IN THE WORLD!"(Suicide)I feel like if you came home and found your wife/girlfriend in bed with another guy, it would be much better if he was the coolest guy in the world. I don't know who the coolest guy in the world is (we can do some brackets though, you know, if we wanted to), but if you came home and she's fucking George Clooney, you gotta just shrug your shoulders and say, "Well, yeah, can't argue with that." Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 I don't know who the coolest guy in the world is (we can do some brackets though, you know, if we wanted to)Is there any doubt that we're going to? Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Is there any doubt that we're going to?I say we all get to nominate one or two people, we make a case for them, show their relevant work, etc etc, and then we make a pool of 32 or so finalists. Then we can do brackets! Huzzah! Link to post Share on other sites
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