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So I was at Mixed Nats for frisbee all weekend. 3 day tourney. We came 20th out of like 26 or 28 teams. Our team name is sCAPEgoats. We used to have capes on our shirts but we got new ones and haven't added them yet. But the really fun thing is that one of my teammates used to work for a petting zoo. So on Saturday she brought along a goat for the day. His name was Neville.We won the spirit prize.I'm very sore.
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I will be happy to smack him upside the head next time I see him...which will be in a couple of weeks.Spill it Keith. Is it Ron?
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I will be happy to smack him upside the head next time I see him...which will be in a couple of weeks.Spill it Keith. Is it Ron?
Its DN, that dude that kept stirring crap up in the religion forum.
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napa, scram has posted since keith posted that. I'm going with either fwp or that erik ryland character. either one would be nice if they were banned, but since I wish bodily harm to come to both, its really not enough to make me happy.

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Is it just me, or is the 2008 election process starting unnecessarily early this year? Candidates are already campaigning, and I guess Ron Paul is coming to the Diag tomorrow to give a speech, which I think I'm going to attend.

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Is it just me, or is the 2008 election process starting unnecessarily early this year? Candidates are already campaigning, and I guess Ron Paul is coming to the Diag tomorrow to give a speech, which I think I'm going to attend.
Ron Paul is a nutbag. Even the Republicans think he is wacky. But yeah, the campaign trail/election started a year earlier than normal. It shows you how much people think it is important to get someone with a brain in office after the last wasted 8 years.
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napa, scram has posted since keith posted that. I'm going with either fwp or that erik ryland character. either one would be nice if they were banned, but since I wish bodily harm to come to both, its really not enough to make me happy.
Ic. Well, then my guess is FWP because rylands posted since then as well. I looked at scrams account and it says "BANNED" under his avatar but that's probably just a lame joke attempt by him.
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Ron Paul is a nutbag. Even the Republicans think he is wacky. But yeah, the campaign trail/election started a year earlier than normal. It shows you how much people think it is important to get someone with a brain in office after the last wasted 8 years.
yeah I really have no idea how he even considers himself a republican really. he's in his own league. weirdo.
Ic. Well, then my guess is FWP because rylands posted since then as well. I looked at scrams account and it says "BANNED" under his avatar but that's probably just a lame joke attempt by him.
yeah I noticed the title too, thats why I checked. for what its worth though, I kinda like scram.
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went to home depot this morning and got a few things to fix shit ive broke around here.they had a shelf sitting inside with clearence items on it like drills and stuff so i was looking around on it and came across a bag of concrete that was hard as a rock for 50percent off.about that time a manager walked by and asked if i needed any help.i showed him the set up concrete bag and asked him if they had any paint in a can that was already dried because it would keep me from getting it all over the floor when i put it on the wall.he didnt think it was funny but the guys standing there with us sure did.whats the deal with that area up top about a big table in the back anyway?ive read thru it a few times and cant understand why its listed as important at all.most uninteresting stuff ive found around here.someone fill me in please.

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What the fuck's up fat bitches? What do you guys think of the new digs? Anybody want to do me a favor? Maybe make me a little house-warming present, help me get a little more comfortable? I need somebody to take my old avatar, and draw a fake mustache on it, then post it in the thread. That's going to be my new avatar. I think it's been done before (I want to say Ouch did some work), but I don't know where to find it and I'm too lazy to really try to do it myself. So if one of you could do that for me, I'd be forever indebted. Now: I'm sorry I had to do this, but I'm fucking retarded and, long and short, a couple people I know stumbled onto this place and discovered a link between Real Life Me and my handle here, so I was outed, and at least one of them was spying on me, and she was furious because I made fun of her for something. So, this is the new me. I'll be back with a story soon.EDIT- STOP SIGNING YOUR POSTS LIKE THAT!

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So "he" is hiding out, yet is using the same avatar, save a mustache? Is he hoping to get caught?
This is fucking hilarious. The person spying on him would have to have the IQ of a bar of soap not to figure it out.Either way, TB I think you owe us a few stories.1. who caught you and what they saw you say2. how did it go the other night with our little friendIf you can't tell either story here you damn well better PM them to me. Also, socal has a proposition for us that I'm into...it would be helpful to talk via IM but I'm not sure I'm ready to admit that you really exist...either of you.
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went to home depot this morning and got a few things to fix shit ive broke around here.they had a shelf sitting inside with clearence items on it like drills and stuff so i was looking around on it and came across a bag of concrete that was hard as a rock for 50percent off.about that time a manager walked by and asked if i needed any help.i showed him the set up concrete bag and asked him if they had any paint in a can that was already dried because it would keep me from getting it all over the floor when i put it on the wall.he didnt think it was funny but the guys standing there with us sure did.whats the deal with that area up top about a big table in the back anyway?ive read thru it a few times and cant understand why its listed as important at all.most uninteresting stuff ive found around here.someone fill me in please.
We're not important.....just another figment of Speedzs' imagination.
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