jarvis5150 0 Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 sorry, i thought he said he cleaned phil's horse. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 sorry, i thought he said he cleaned phil's horse. welcome to the forum newb. Link to post Share on other sites
PokerStarDave 0 Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 That was a smart idea by dropping a beam on your leg, your a comedian, i'll give you that. Link to post Share on other sites
PokerStarDave 0 Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 I took alot of money off Phil at UB once, no joke, in some Triple Draw. Link to post Share on other sites
21gambit 0 Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 I am by oath required to tell you Nice Hand Link to post Share on other sites
PROpOKER_101 0 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 My friend told me a idea when we were working together at the mill, I was telling him i was on a little bit of a bad streak in poker, so he sugested perposly injuring myself so the goverment gives me money. Any ways god bless the canadian goverment and workers comp.POKERSTARBEN I MISSU CAN U OCMPEBACK PLEASE ETHAKSPS CAN U GET ME A JOB AT THE MILL Link to post Share on other sites
Chiggleslap 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 pokerstarben, you're like pet feces smeared all over a white carpet.and you're boring.and for some reason, i want you so bad... Link to post Share on other sites
kennyg1966 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 what type of windex did you use to clean his clock...? Link to post Share on other sites
Don Giovanni 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 this was the best thread ever. but why am i seeing it again? Link to post Share on other sites
MarkACE 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 I hope your parents are proud paying 60 grand on your education, For you to correct spelling errors. They must be proud there kids a spelling corrector.While we're at it, it's "their". Link to post Share on other sites
Dixie Wrecked 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 I'm more amused by the replies to the OP who are taking him seriously than the original post. Link to post Share on other sites
NinRipMexi 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Pokerstarbenling you are to being the man! I as well had an apendage as such against stupid pirate. In my apendage I was to held ninja (9 Jack) and lifted. On the droop there comings a TQK (which was totally the sweets). Stupid pirate was to lift total entrance. I was almost to completely the flip out whilst the seeing this and busted the pirate with foul swoopling! Riding theways on my magic carpeting i cackled and was to the being flipping out musicals in the backgrounding and my hippo was cackling tambien! Link to post Share on other sites
jarvis5150 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 There must be some better way to pad your post count. Link to post Share on other sites
Don Giovanni 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 alright now we can stop posting in this thread. it is like a year old for those of you who havent noticed. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 I DONT NEED TO MAKE MONEY, THE GOVERMENT PAYS ME DISABILITY FUNDS FOR MY LEG.That's quality trolling.Kudos. Link to post Share on other sites
PAYforUSC 0 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 STFU :!: Link to post Share on other sites
RonBurgundy 0 Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 just classic. Link to post Share on other sites
clingfree 0 Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 just classic.just had to bring this one back, didn't ya? NH Link to post Share on other sites
tenesmus 0 Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 thank you i had never seen it.i vote genius, even if i am just a newb Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Pokerstarbenling you are to being the man! I as well had an apendage as such against stupid pirate. In my apendage I was to held ninja (9 Jack) and lifted. On the droop there comings a TQK (which was totally the sweets). Stupid pirate was to lift total entrance. I was almost to completely the flip out whilst the seeing this and busted the pirate with foul swoopling! Riding theways on my magic carpeting i cackled and was to the being flipping out musicals in the backgrounding and my hippo was cackling tambien!i dont know why but this post had my laughing so hard it hurts....the way he switches into spanish at the end....genius! Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedKills 0 Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 I was playing at ub last week in a 50 cent a dollar nl game and guess who I ran into, Phil Hellmuth the guy I cleaned out about 2 times before. Its stuff like this that gets me wound up, this quote he said If there wasnt luck involved i would win every time or something like that. When I ran into him again I just had to teach him another lesson you cant beat the best Phil, and the best is me. About 20 minutes into the game, I get dealt a 3 8 suited of spades, Phil starts the betting he bets a dollar I raise a dollar, Phil calls the flop comes 7 of spades 9 of spades and a king of hearts, Phil bets a dollar i go all in, and Phil calls we flip are cards up and Phil has ace king big slick he says and I say 8 high flush draw, the turn comes a ace of diomands and then the river comes a jack of spades I hit my flush. Phil just goes bullistic saying how could you go all in on a 8 high flush draw and I say Phil I new it would hit because im the best poker player in the world. This now makes it 3 times a beat Phil at ub and you know why, its because i'm the best poker player in the world.your a moron. Link to post Share on other sites
brian67 0 Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 The OP can't be serious. There is just no way. Link to post Share on other sites
mike12344556 0 Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 all you flamers, nice win man Link to post Share on other sites
NarSARSsist 0 Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 The guy allegedly commits fraud by purposely disabling himself...and he has the gall to insult someone else's intelligence?"I hurt myself for money. You're dumb."The dude obviously learned how to spell from the great Bill Fill...err...Phil Hellmuth. FYI, it's "I hurt myself for mobney." Please learn how to spell Link to post Share on other sites
boyitalia 0 Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Ever notice people can get way too serious on these threads? That is hilarious. P.S. We have a weekly game for you Bud. I know you cleaned Phils bankroll out but hey with moves like yours we would love to learn from you. Sincerely Mr. Fish Link to post Share on other sites
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