NinRipMexi

Onceing, there was the ninja. He was liked stuffs, especially other ninjas. He was also the liked hot ninja babes, and all forms of the babalicious babes and hot chicks. He hads a hippo sidekicks who liked to be accompany him on all his quests and outings to kill people or flips out. The ninjas, whose name was NinRipMexi (or Pedro to his friendlings), was in a cools grindcore/jazz fusion band called "The Monkey and Ninja Explosion That Kicks Your Ass." NinRipMexi played guitars and sometimes would to rock out on a theremin. One days, Monkey (NinRipMexi's hippo friend), who played kazoo and har

Pokerstarbenling you are to being the man! I as well had an apendage as such against stupid pirate. In my apendage I was to held ninja (9 Jack) and lifted. On the droop there comings a TQK (which was totally the sweets). Stupid pirate was to lift total entrance. I was almost to completely the flip out whilst the seeing this and busted the pirate with foul swoopling! Riding theways on my magic carpeting i cackled and was to the being flipping out musicals in the backgrounding and my hippo was cackling tambien!

I have been reading the pages of many on this site, and am unhappy with something. Many of yous are seeming to have the hatrid for Annie the Duke. For why? I (ninripmexi) am thinking that the Duke is pretty, and would leap on her skeleton. Why would you not want to meat-of-pig Annie? Positive, she perhaps is not the grand at poking compared to other womens pokers, but I wager she would create a good meat-of-pig.

I am having to been not around for the whiles. I seems to the being getting betters at poking, as a coupling of the days ago, I was to the play against a totally unsweets pirate. In the unearthed ground I had the “ninja” extremity. I erected, and the stupid pirate was to dialed. On the flipping, arrived the TKQ, which was totally the sweets. Todd was to being there, and started the wailings on his guitars. Sos, I deposited mostly of my chiplings into the pan, and the dumb pirate erected me completely submerged! Sos, ofing course I dialed, and stupid pirate only had 2 Kinglings. After the ext

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The scene is opened by little soft troublesome music to obtain to the super angry auditorium. The camera will show a pirates' bunch that they eat to the chicken buttholes. Thankfully, a ninja sees everything and there realizes which a bunch of the sh/t of bull is. So this one ninja walks up to them and is like, “Yo what’s is being your problem?”Does the camera buzz directly on the mouth of a pirate, who declares? They go out here now.? and the buttholes fall down throughout of the silver china. Then the courts of camera to the mouth of the ninja with says "Not", but it collects nothing in brut

Origins Story.Ones day, while I was to hanging outs in my super-secret ninjas cave, wailing on to my guitar, playing the Playstation, and to brewing iced tea (all at the sames time), I felt, with my ninja-sensing, a greats disturbance in the ninja worlds. I knew it could only to mean that a ninja had been killeds.As everyone knows, only a ninjas can kill a ninjas, so I was grabbed my sword and ran out the door to be see what ninja had done the killing and what ninjas had been killed.I followed my ninjas-sense to a YMCA in Spokane, WA, where all the bloodbath had to taken place. A ninja was lyi

What was yours doing on weekend of late? Stupid garaging sale for NinRipMexi. So I was to had a garaging sales Saturday. I was hads a lot of totally sweets stuffs to but the buttholes old ladies I guess only to brings a roll of the nickles when they are to shopsAny the whats, I was have the totally sweet bagal toasters for like the 54.7700 pesos (5 the F'ing bucks) ands there was to be this totally unsweets and un meat of pigable blue hairs of the nearly deads who was to said "Hey, I will gives you the 25 cents". She is being the so lucky my hippos was not to with me or I was to have him st

Mostly ofing the pirates are to having the beards. Someing of the times I to grab their heads by beardings and to swing thems arounds in 256 circles intil their beardings rip off and they totally go flyings every the wheres. This is to be making the hot womens totally wanting me to meat-of-pig them.

I was one time to be playing the poker. This was a game of playing versing 4 pirates. The were to being speaking in pirate codes and I knew they were going tos do somethings to tricking myself. I then got to my magic caerpets and flew to be the getting of my hipo. Along the ways I speckled Todd wailing on the guitars with totally hot womens the standing around hims. I was all I could dos to nots popping the 16 or 19 boners, but I had workings to be done. Me and the my hipo got to the pirates and totally sweetly detroyed all 4 of them in flashing lights of speeding. Heads and flcid boners werin

I promise that I am not a homosexual Mexican Ninja. After killing a field of 10,000 pirates otherday, I found 10 hundreds womens beautiful that they wished everything me to meat-of-pig them. I exploded 16 or 19 boners and I sent them in womens and shouted "my boners has all for meat-of-pigging!"all womens was enchanted and in ecstacies and Todd it was wailed in his guitar until the died heads of the many died pirates exploded like the fireworks that caused a bloody mess that it continued being totally sweet and stuff.

I am a Mexican companion whom it loves playing the poker and training likeninja and I defeat to stupid pirates in my time of spare part. I am uncertain, nevertheless, why I look like homosexual?

I must be to eating to many peanutS: I was to sh/ts so hardly that I was had to puch my guts back intos my buttholes with a large stick or pushing devices. I swearing I was shot 2 or 6 feet off the toilets and was hovered there for a minutes like I was have som strange yet totally sweet propulsion systems into my buttholes. Now my buttholes is to feel as if there is some sorts of rockets fuel storage there and is burns. I will now to gos put a ice cream cones on it.

The peanuts are often the source of the energy of ninja. They are like the spinach for Popeye or Cheez-Whiz for the assistant personnel. Capsulets energy-that they heighten natural in peanuts is heightened by powersole of ninja that lives in each ninja true. Once, although, I took some peanuts from an elephant because it felt to me low in energy of ninja after meat-of-pigging a whole handful of chicks totally hot. The elephant obtained trying pissed totally and begun to move of a pull towards outside. He was right like, you aspire and you are not ninja."then he obtained pissed and he began t

I am realing of being Mexico and enjoying the plays of poker time. I just studying Ninja as well as hating stupid pirates: Once, I and a friend of ninja mine killed a whole handful of pirates, So after he said "yarr" near fifty million of times, he began to say that "blow me down," I only cut its dull head before he said it and only speaking: "Blow me..." We two Ninjas thought of him by a minute, and then we finished exploding in hysterics. We said more laughing to all our friends of ninja on him. We had everything a good one for that one. Stupid pirate.