TobyOrNotToBe 0 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Pretty little lady in pink, come and make my fingers ........ Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 When the villain sucks outthere's no reason to poutFor the donkeys aboundand there's fish all aroundBut that's what poker's aboutSo to the fish you'll smileand hang around for awhile'Cause you'll play your gameand they'll know your nameWhen all their chips go into your pile Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Who is judging a winner in this thing????? When will the winner be announced?? I think I am clearly in the lead so far on this one. Link to post Share on other sites
yergan 0 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 A poster who could see the flopBut it was all done in photoshopHe said he would leaveWe didn’t believeOh will the lies ever stop? Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Their names were alf and pupsta they said,the all in got in pup's head,the problem alf fixes,as he shows quad sixes,and Pup wishes alf could be dead.Not bad for 2 minutes of thought I think. Link to post Share on other sites
llou 0 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 My first attempt ...There once was a real estate brokerwho spent too much time playing poker.To his girlfriend's dismayhe played night and daywhen he should have been trying to "poke her." Link to post Share on other sites
Tritz 0 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 My first attempt ...There once was a real estate brokerwho liked to play no limit poker.To his girlfriend's dismayhe played night and daywhen he should have been trying to "poke her."That's a true story isn't it. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 There once was a 16 year old,who never knew how to fold,as he improved his tourney game,to final tables he came,and turned his bankroll to gold. Link to post Share on other sites
llou 0 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 You know what would be really neat?A lim'rick about a bad beat.I must be myopic,I can't find the topic;Can anyone tackle this feat?Attempt #2I imagine the looks on their facessitting at home in their places.They smirk with delightat my miserable plightas their sooted 2 3 cracks my aces. Link to post Share on other sites
PA32R 0 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Neither a limerick nor poker related, but I have kids and am therefore partial to nursury rhymes:Per the Dice Man:Old Mother Hubberdwent to her cupboardto fetch her dog a bonewhen she bent overrover took over  and she got a bone of her own.Just sounds like something that would happen in Mexico's house!Not my favorite dice man nursery rhyme. That would be:Hickory Dickory DockSome chick was sucking my ****The clock struck twoI shot my gooAnd dumped the beyotch on the next block Link to post Share on other sites
llou 0 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 My first attempt ...There once was a real estate brokerwho liked to play no limit poker.To his girlfriend's dismayhe played night and daywhen he should have been trying to "poke her."That's a true story isn't it.Probably Link to post Share on other sites
econ_tim 0 Posted December 2, 2005 Author Share Posted December 2, 2005 There once was an arrogant bloke,Who thought cash game play'rs he would smoke.They took all his mobney.When the hand was done heSaid "donkeys on draws, what a jopke!" Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Their names were alf and pupsta they said,the all in got in pup's head,the problem alf fixes,as he shows quad sixes,and Pup wishes alf could be dead.Not bad for 2 minutes of thought I think.hehehe....I am going to do one as an ode to Chucksty...gotta work on it now... Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Alf raises first in,But Chuck with a grin,Re-raises his pair in a second.As Alf surely declares,With a dissmissive glare,Allin with his Ace Queen he reckoned.As Chuck calls with Kings,What will the flop bring,The turn of a card beckons.As an Ace flops,Chucksty's heart stops,I got outdrawn I reckon!.OH NO! what a beat,this horrible feat,Too bad for poor ole' Chucky.What Chuck doesn't say,Is that it must be this way,For the Shark to feed on the Guppy. Link to post Share on other sites
Red_foot_soldier 0 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Here's my attemptThere once was a girl named Yvette, Who had a rather nice set. She said with a shiver, When she filled up on the river: "My hand is so good that I'm wet!" Link to post Share on other sites
DunkinDonuts 0 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Here's my attemptThere once was a girl named Yvette, Who had a rather nice set. She said with a shiver, When she filled up on the river: "My hand is so good that I'm wet!"I hoped that you might be the jokerWhose lim'ricks were less mediocre.But when I was throughI simply said "Eww,This crap's unrelated to poker. Link to post Share on other sites
Smiddywap 0 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 A poster who could see the flopBut it was all done in photoshopHe said he would leaveWe didn’t believeOh will the lies ever stop?I heard from a forum vetYou ain't seen nothing yetThere once was a foolWho said 'let's change the rulemy two pair should beat your set.' Link to post Share on other sites
Jelly-Filled Ace 1 Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Head down, alone on a stoopmuttering "I play like poop"his mommy consoledlearn how to foldmy little Kowboy Koop Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Here's my attemptThere once was a girl named Yvette, Who had a rather nice set. She said with a shiver, When she filled up on the river: "My hand is so good that I'm wet!"I hoped that you might be the jokerWhose lim'ricks were less mediocre.But when I was throughI simply said "Eww,This crap's unrelated to poker. Classic. You're probably my new favorite poster. I love you're grammar police posts too. Keep it up. By the way, could you hook me up with a discount on your iced coffees? Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 andy milinokis is like wesley willis on crackI thought wesley willis on crack was wesley willis...Nir vaaaaaaaaaaaa naaaaaa Link to post Share on other sites
Pupsta 0 Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Their names were alf and pupsta they said,the all in got in pup's head,the problem alf fixes,as he shows quad sixes,and Pup wishes alf could be dead.Not bad for 2 minutes of thought I think.that'd be hilarious if it said chuck instead of alf, but whatever :Phere's mine:zimmer4141 was his namefulltilt froze his account, what a shame!he finally got it backstarted talking some smackpup reports him as 17, no more game:P j/k man, i <3 you Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Head down, alone on a stoopmuttering "I play like poop"his mommy consoledlearn how to foldmy little Kowboy Koophow am I alone on a stoop if my mommy is there consoling me??? Ha, what a moron.Also, you can't win the money in the pot if you fold your cards, you f*ckin newb. HAHAHAHHA, OH MAN, YOU IDIOT!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Head down, alone on a stoopmuttering "I play like poop"his mommy consoledlearn how to foldmy little Kowboy Koophow am I alone on a stoop if my mommy is there consoling me??? Ha, what a moron.Also, you can't win the money in the pot if you fold your cards, you f*ckin newb. HAHAHAHHA, OH MAN, YOU IDIOT!!!*crickets chirping**tumbleweeds tumbling**wind whistling**KowboyKoop chuckling to himself**KowboyKoop switching his 3 level lamp from level 2 to off**sound of deliberate KowboyKoop keystrokes typing www.michaeljackson/littleboys.com**KowboyKoops computer working at pulling up the web page**KowboyKoops sweatpants elastic being stretched below his balls**bubble of pre-cum forming at the tip of KowboyKoops nonfunctional, flaccid member**futile stretching and pulling of his member**basement door of KowboyKoops mother opening**pitter patter of KowboyKoops mother meandering down the steps**frantic mouse movement of KowboyKoop attempting to minimize the disgusting screen**rapid barefoot movement back up the stairs**obvious "I saw what you were looking at" basement door closing**faint sobbing of KowboyKoops mother from behind the door**KowboyKoop snickering**KowboyKoop typing www.fullcontactpoker.com**KowboyKoop typing a response to a thread**KowboyKoop chuckling**God weeping* Link to post Share on other sites
Fluffdog87 2 Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 ahaahaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaahahaa :evil: :!: :wink: :roll: :twisted: Link to post Share on other sites
Jelly-Filled Ace 1 Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 :clap: Gold, Spade, pure gold. Link to post Share on other sites
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