econ_tim 0 Posted December 3, 2005 Author Share Posted December 3, 2005 /vomit Link to post Share on other sites
mosley 0 Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 an FCP poster was reeling'cause RNG's have no feelingsthe advice he receivedthough hard to believewas to pray to the poker god, kneeling Link to post Share on other sites
koolromeo 0 Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 there once was a poker player named smashwho claims he wins big cashhe thinks he's the bestbut keeps his screen name close to the vestso we'll never really know if he's a donkeyor better then the rest Link to post Share on other sites
koolromeo 0 Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 there once was a poker player named barrywhose back just has to be hairyhe looks kinda funnybut plays better than his sonnyso you know you'll be in trouble when you sit down and see count chocula's double Link to post Share on other sites
DunkinDonuts 0 Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 there once was a poker player named barrywhose back just has to be hairyhe looks kinda funnybut plays better than his sonnyso you know you'll be in trouble when you sit down and see count chocula's doubleTo expedite this thread's declineYou've hatched a gem that truly shines...The meter's amissAnd answer me this:A lim'rick has how many lines?Please excuse this harsh subpoena;Verse is just not your arena.You take first prizeFor raping my eyesWith your primitive sestina.XXOODunkinDonuts Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Now my prose ain't that of dunkinsand the rhymes are even less thumpin'but I'll give it a whirl and hope you don't hurlat the limerick I'm going to try (lol)I play in the weekly Neg OpenMy wendesday nights are all spokenHold Em with the gangThe evening's a bangIf you play say hi to BIGYANGFull Contact is what it's aboutand our crew is heavy with cloutWe can't all add 2+2but in general we spewso post a thought, we banty it about, then flame you thru and thruThe hotties that lurk here are fineTheir skin's thick as they sip on their wine,and at any given time,if you use the right line, They'll say, "Show yours and I'll show mine"Ron and Royal are funny,in their homoerotic way,their anxiety closets are empty,since neither is actually gay :? They're masculine men,With a feminine pen, and a penchant for humor that's jsut down right silly.dna will 4everbe known as a can do-go getterfor he got chips, clothes and gamesfor the tourney we playand none of us even asked him!Now Smash is the limit guru,though his demeanor can be rather poo pooBut he offered his timein Dr. Suess rhymesSo our game wouldn't be piles of doo dooWe all like to read Daniel's blog,he leaves his life open to all,but with fortune and fame, and a very good game,at least he still hangs with us dogs. (weak I know)Now the most interesting poster I know,is named spades and well, spades is donkey, spades is a donkdonkey head, donkey but, donkey headdonk donk donk donk donk donk donkspades is a donkey, spades is a donkeyfish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fishKowboy Koop wannabe, Kowboy Koop wannabeLike a Bizzle with no Sizzle, Like a Bizzle with no Sizzledonk donk donk donk donk donk donkfish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fishPoker Cutie kicked your arsePoker Cutie kicked your arsePoker Cutie kicked your arsePoker Cutie kicked your arsePoker Cutie kicked your arseMiss Idaho don't want your arseMiss Idaho don't want your arseMiss Idaho don't want your arsedonk donk donk donk donk donk donkfish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fishyou're a loser now donkwe know your game,your head's to filledwith your silly fortune and fame,no more gutshots or flushs2 outer's and hunches,because you aura has disseminated into that of the Republican Party, down the tubes.....donk donk donk donk donk donk donkfish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish Link to post Share on other sites
MarionSauce 0 Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 There was once a great poster named Smasharoo,Found out he was married, she still tried to pursue,Yellow fever abrewing he got a divorce,For taking her virginity he had no remorse,Shaft of his penis her name will be a tattoo. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 There was once a great poster named Smasharoo,Found out he was married, she still tried to pursue,Yellow fever abrewing he got a divorce,For taking her virginity he had no remorse,Shaft of his penis her name will be a tattoo.BAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Link to post Share on other sites
Herr Mensch 0 Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 while playing strip poker, I'd beenenjoying a feminine friendwhen she showed her top pairI knew then and therethat my straight would be going all-in.Mensch Link to post Share on other sites
Herr Mensch 0 Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 sorry, double-postedMensch Link to post Share on other sites
DunkinDonuts 0 Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 while playing strip poker, I'd beenenjoying a feminine friendwhen she showed her top pairI knew then and therethat my straight would be going all-in.MenschThe meter is not entirely anapestic, but your basic structure is sound. I approve.Also, regarding your avatar, I'd like to buy a vowel.Officer DunkinDonuts Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 BAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAActually...it's.....GULP....SPIT...BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!..... Link to post Share on other sites
MarionSauce 0 Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 BAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAActually...it's.....GULP....SPIT...BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!.....Aw come on guys. That was a GOOD limerick Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 There was once a great poster named Smasharoo,Found out he was married, she still tried to pursue,Yellow fever abrewing he got a divorce,For taking her virginity he had no remorse,Shaft of his penis her name will be a tattoo.BAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 have we announced a winner of the $1000 dollar prize yet??? I am pretty sure I have this thing locked up. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 BAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAActually...it's.....GULP....SPIT...BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!.....Aw come on guys. That was a GOOD limerick Actually my little canadian asian sensation, I liked the lymric, it was the facts enclosed that I was a little sketchy about.You still my dog. Link to post Share on other sites
Crack User 0 Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 im good because im a savantand have all the skills one could wantbut i do the crackso cut me some slackif i dont have the wit of say, kantGood luck. Link to post Share on other sites
econ_tim 0 Posted December 12, 2005 Author Share Posted December 12, 2005 Dave Sklanksky, a Math guy is he,Deducing each action's EV.His theory so bold,Black aces he'd foldIf reverse implied odds were three! Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Alright, here is my limerick...I was playing poker...and winning lots of money...then I entered a hand where I was a 5:4 favorite after the turn card but on the river the opposing player hit a card which enabled him to win the hand and thus win the pot, which made me a little mad and thus I told him that he got lucky and he responded by telling me to shut up and then I called him a fish and then posted the hand on an internet poker forum...and then I cashed out my winnings from Pokerstars and after that I lost the next four hands I played and thus developed the idea that the website was rigged and then sent a letter to the support team at Pokerstars to fix their website and they replied and told me that their site is not rigged but I don't believe them because it has now been thirteen hands and I still haven't won a hand yet, well, actually I stole the blinds one time but that doesn't count I mean I haven't doubled up in all that time RIGGED.....and then after that I decided to take a shot playing at higher limits which are higher than my bankroll can afford but I did it anyway because I am that damn good and then I lost my entire bankroll and am now grinding it out at two cent four cent limit holdem trying to build my bankroll back up....come on now...mine is clearly the best, I win a prize!!! Link to post Share on other sites
econ_tim 0 Posted December 12, 2005 Author Share Posted December 12, 2005 come on now...mine is clearly the best, I win a prize!!!I wish I could delete your posts. Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 come on now...mine is clearly the best, I win a prize!!!I wish I could delete your posts.me tooseriously though...you don't like my limerick??? come on....read it again..it is awe-inspiring. Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 WHEN NEGREANU ARRIVES ON THE SCENE THERE IS ONE FOR SURE IT WILL MEANALL YOUR CASH WILL BE GONEAND YOU'LL WONDER ‘TIL DAWNDID HE DO IT WITH HOLE CARDS UNSEEN?Best... Link to post Share on other sites
Smasharoo 0 Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 There once was a girl named Sauce.When I saw her I was completely at a loss.Flawless and funny she tried to take all my money,Now she knows she's the boss! Link to post Share on other sites
SuM827 0 Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 There once was a girl named Sauce.When I saw her I was completely at a loss.Flawless and funny she tried to take all my money,Now she knows she's the boss!..............Cue giant can of Milwaukee's Best Light Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 come on now...mine is clearly the best, I win a prize!!!I wish I could delete your posts.me tooseriously though...you don't like my limerick??? come on....read it again..it is awe-inspiring.you're right it was awe-inspiring. it inspired an "awe crap, why does this guy keep posting" from me. Link to post Share on other sites
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