goose 0 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 poker is luck,what the **** Link to post Share on other sites
VegasBone 0 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Phil Hellmuth owns a fancy carWith all the mobney he got being a poker starHe cries when he gets sucked outBut I say to him with no doubtP. O. K. E. R. Link to post Share on other sites
nell789 0 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Damn, Vegasbone, you're the king of limericks Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 I once played a game with a mute.His girl was there too, very cute.He luckboxed my cash,So I grabbed her ass,And beat him to death with my root.Overkill? I guess it may seem.Hopefully, with this, I redeem:I did it because"I is what I does",And mutes are unable to scream. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 I once played a game with a mute.His girl was there too, very cute.He luckboxed my cash,So I grabbed her ass,And beat him to death with my root.Overkill? Â I guess it may seem.Hopefully, with this, I redeem:I did it because"I is what I does",And mutes are unable to scream.Well done! POTD. Link to post Share on other sites
nhlfan 0 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Here we go.....I was playing No-Limit at TrumpWhen I got it all in with some drunkHe showed me 3's andfilled up by the endnow my whole f-ing bankroll is sunk Link to post Share on other sites
TheMathProf 0 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 There once was a pro named NegreanuWhose limericks, they ended at line two...---OK, but seriously...There once was a pro from NantucketWho with suited connectors said, "Fuck it,I'd make my straight,You nines over eights,"And threw his cards to the center to muck it.---Or how about...One day, all the players were hushedTwo strong hands where one of 'em was crushedSo they raised and they raisedAnd they raised and they raisedWhere quads, they ended up straight flushedNow quads guy was out of his bankrollAnd started calling the other guy an asshole,When to his great surprise,The other guy replies,"You idiot! PokerStars is rigged!" Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 i started today with 3 billsplayed out of my roll for some thrillslost every matchi just couldn't catchnow i'm going to swallow some pillstrue story Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 I started today with 3 bills...Played out of my roll for some thrills.Then lost every match,I just couldn't catch,So I'm off to swallow some pills.true storyI like it, so I FYM. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 I started today with 3 bills...Played out of my roll for some thrills.Then lost every match,I just couldn't catch,So I'm off to swallow some pills.true storyI like it, so I FYM.fucked my mom?and econ tim i'm not sending you 10 bucks Link to post Share on other sites
chipinchair 0 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 I played for a while on FulLTilt,And a nice little bankroll I built,I crushed the 5/10Again and againMoved up and watched my roll lilt Link to post Share on other sites
chipinchair 0 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 I had a Bankroll on Party,it was built up to be quite hearty,They were all on a draw,can't believe what I saw,Now all my bills are all tardy. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 what does "lilt" mean? Link to post Share on other sites
chipinchair 0 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 I put all my money on Stars,Sure didn't go very far,Got out-kicked on every hand,Lost more money than i can stand,Now I am drinking in bars. Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Think you have the best poker limerick?Prove it!Just post it as a reply and send $10 to econ_tim on PStars.I'll talk with my business team to develop a fabulous prize pool.You must be pretty drunk. That or your mother was pretty drunk when she was pregnant with you.what the hell are YOU talking about?. of all people, the best part about u is running down your mothers leg.and thats a fact.whammy!I am talking about that sending 10 dollars to someone for a limerick contest is something a drunk person would come up with. Also, ooh, close, that isn't the BEST thing about me, though it is pretty high up there. I'd say the best thing about me is my hair, the ladies really love it. As you may know, I BANG HOT CHICKS REGULARLY!!Ok, i see where this is going. I'l just save us the trouble.Royal_Tour : "hot chicks?, define hot chicks"Kowboykoop: "like, smokin hot models man, with big guns"Royal_Tour: "Really?, i find that hard to believe, u have any pics?"KowboyKoop : "I will soon man, seriously, this one hot chick i been talkin to online all day is gonna send me a sweet pic"Royal_Tour : "soo, you havent actually physically met them yet?"KowboyKoop : "Well no, but man, they want me so bad, we do role play and chitz, i usually put on my robe and wizard hat and warp to level 5"Royal_Tour: "good luck with all that"and scene.A. why would I want to band chicks with "big guns?"B. The one hot chick I have been talking to is Jenny McCarthy, she sent me a picture already, so....FACE!!!!C. What a moron. Everyone knows that you don't have the ability to warp until you have gained enough experience and adventure points, and that CAN'T happen until level 8, so...AHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA. MAN, YOU IDIOT!!D. I bang lots of hot chicks on a regular basis. Link to post Share on other sites
abuubro2 0 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 All the pros, I feel I can lynchIts no problem, In fact a cinchAll their minds will have a scarWhen I flip the magic KrablarWhile screaming madly "Pinch Pinch" Link to post Share on other sites
DunkinDonuts 0 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 You know what would be really neat?A lim'rick about a bad beat.I must be myopic,I can't find the topic;Can anyone tackle this feat?Another big stick up my kiltIs the dearth of verse about tilt.I just can't seem to findAny poems of this kind;My hard-on's beginning to wilt. Link to post Share on other sites
longdistance 0 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Being a solid player is rough,Cuz all those bad beats are tough.You get it in as a 77% fave,He hits his 3-outer to rise from the graveAnd my bankroll is reduced to fluff Link to post Share on other sites
DunkinDonuts 0 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 'Tis a blatant lyrical crimeTo marry two words 'cause they rhyme.If the coupling is forcedThen keep them divorced,And finish your epic in mime.Forgive me for being direct,But I simply must interject.I can't bear to watchThe rest of you botchThe language I work to protect.Love,Grammer Officer DunkinDonuts Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 There once was a man named Ron MexicoWhile on FCP, he tried to bang every hoHe liked jokes about poop and teabagging kowboy koopIf he took anymore valtrex his dick would glow. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 There once was a man named Ron MexicoWhile on FCP, he tried to bang every hoHe liked jokes about poop and teabagging kowboy koopIf he took anymore valtrex his dick would glow.stick to funny, it works better for you.whaaammieeeeeee Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 I am the poker King Kong,With an oversized Schlong,and for those that think long,about an appropriate song,it has to be Life's been good,cuz talking bout myself gives me wood,I am really this good...this opportunity to tell you I can't pass,If you don't agree, you can kiss my azz. Link to post Share on other sites
Fat Tye 0 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Neither a limerick nor poker related, but I have kids and am therefore partial to nursury rhymes:Per the Dice Man:Old Mother Hubberdwent to her cupboardto fetch her dog a bonewhen she bent overrover took over and she got a bone of her own.Just sounds like something that would happen in Mexico's house! Link to post Share on other sites
MikePatrick 0 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 I once played a game with a mute.His girl was there too, very cute.He luckboxed my cash,So I grabbed her ass,And beat him to death with my root.Overkill? Â I guess it may seem.Hopefully, with this, I redeem:I did it because"I is what I does",And mutes are unable to scream.OMFG!!!Can I go back and change my player of the year vote? That's friggin outstanding!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Tritz 0 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 I want to see more of these. Link to post Share on other sites
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