Habs Fan 0 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Habs fan: not sure if you have noticed what is going on with hockey here in my fair town of St. Louis, but it might be the most pathetic thing ever. The Blues currently hold the record for most consecutive playoff appearances by any team in any of the four major sports at 23 or so. That record is going to die a grizzly death this year. After the lockout they decide to cut costs some, so they trade Pronger, a former Norris and hart trophy winner and clearly a top five defenseman in the league and they keep Tkakajakksakjdsfkauchuck. So how does Tay-chuck reward them? By showing up at camp looking like John Candy (and might i digress, the best trick or treater that came to my door was an 8 yr old kid, wearing a tay-chuck jersey with six empty buckets of KFC glued to it). Anyway, my babbling point is I am ready to adopt a new team and I am thinking the tradition of the Habs is hard to beat.Funny, I was just thinking about the blues earlier and how much they suck this year.Thing is, unless you move, and, even if you do, you can't turn on your team. That's treason.They'll turn it around. Not this year, but in 6 years they'll be great. Just you wait and see. Link to post Share on other sites
blueodum 0 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 I hope the rest of the guys beat the spazz to a pulp. Link to post Share on other sites
KingAustin 0 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 I have a few chip throwers in my game. I've been hit several times when I slowplay my hand and they moved all in. One guy threw a card and it slid on my cheek just right to make a nice 1 inch cut (not much blood though). Link to post Share on other sites
Pokergolf 0 Posted November 11, 2005 Author Share Posted November 11, 2005 I won't abandon them, but it really is rather pathetic what is going on. Already only 4-5 k showing up at games, and people are starting to wear bags over their heads. This is a team that was in the western conference finals three years ago. Thanks for the pep talk, I can't wait for the 2011 season.And to answer the question. No we didn't beat the pulp out of the guy. He intentionally threw the cards, but he certainly wasn't trying to blind anyone on purpose. Stupid, yes, malicous, hardly. Link to post Share on other sites
BilliardsBoy 0 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 "cards with the tards"Great, now I have a new term to use in conjunction with "Hollywood Heroes Home Game."Thanx! Link to post Share on other sites
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RuffRidr 0 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 . Also, can open a beer with just about anything. It's a game we play at work.Are you a bartender? Otherwise that is one cool job you got there.--RuffRidr Link to post Share on other sites
thatguy 0 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 I bet afterwards he said "thats what you deserve, you donkey". Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 . Also, can open a beer with just about anything. It's a game we play at work.Are you a bartender? Otherwise that is one cool job you got there.--RuffRidr Boss buys beer Fridays and sometimes other days that end in y! Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 One time a friend of mine threw a dictionary across the room just as I happened to be standing up to grab the bong. It hit me right in the eye.Moral: always keep the bong within reaching distance so you never have to standA lesson to live by. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 I have also been known to throw my student id card at/into one of our walls. It leaves serious slices in the wall.Jesus wouldnt throw things.It's not my position that He necessarily would, but I'm sure you're unable to make such a postulation.yeah seeing as my great to the nth power grandad probably played a crucial role in his death, I see your point. Link to post Share on other sites
dball1981 0 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 guess he shouldn't have sucked out on him. Link to post Share on other sites
PAYforUSC 0 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 i laughed so hard before i even opened the topic. then i read the thing and got a visual of what exactly happened. OUCH! Link to post Share on other sites
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dpianomn 0 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 uh oh, now you've got the wheels spinning for my home game tonight. muhahahaha (evil laugh) Link to post Share on other sites
blueodum 0 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 He intentionally threw the cards ...This is why you should have beaten him to a pulp. Anyone who intentionally throws a weapon like playing cards in the vicinity of someone else's head deserves to get tonged on. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 if more threads were started with this thread's title, we'd all be happier people. that is one hilarious title. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 He intentionally threw the cards ...This is why you should have beaten him to a pulp. Anyone who intentionally throws a weapon like playing cards in the vicinity of someone else's head deserves to get tonged on. What's that? Sounds like a BBQ injury. Link to post Share on other sites
fopkins 0 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Being the brilliant doctor that she is, she tells us she isn't very solid about giving medical advice over the phone without actually being able to observe the injury (that and she isn't an eye doctor)............so me and buddy proceed to take the victim to the ER. He ends up diagnosed with several broken vessels and a scratched cornea (or retina, not sure which).1) Cornea2) Don't insult anyone with a medical degree ever again.-fop Link to post Share on other sites
quadaces 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Playing in my weekly "cards with the tards" game a couple of days ago. We have a consistent group of 8-10, can generally get a game, play hold em tourneys. We have a couple of hot heads/spazzes in the game that think they are the third coming of Johnny Chan. Anywho, one of the aforementioned spazzes gets sucked out on in a pretty donkalicious sort of way. He proceeds to chuck his cards frisbee style, ala, Jesus Ferguson chopping veggies. One of the cards nails another player in the game right smack in the eye. Within a minute the corner of the guy's eye turns all red, I mean ugly red, not red like you get when baked, but blood vessel has popped red. The game comes to a screeching halt. One of the players is married to an internist, so we call her. Being the brilliant doctor that she is, she tells us she isn't very solid about giving medical advice over the phone without actually being able to observe the injury (that and she isn't an eye doctor)............so me and buddy proceed to take the victim to the ER. He ends up diagnosed with several broken vessels and a scratched cornea (or retina, not sure which).That was FREAKING HILARIOUS! Link to post Share on other sites
DeadMoney6545 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 The blues do look great for '11Hopefully we've still got that stud P Lalimeguy is a glove-wielding machine Link to post Share on other sites
sholden 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 I have also been known to throw my student id card at/into one of our walls. It leaves serious slices in the wall.Jesus wouldnt throw things.Then Jesus went into the temple of God and drove out all those who bought and sold in the temple, and overturned the tables of the money changers and the seats of those who sold doves. - Matthew 21:12He doesn't throw the cards, he flips over the table and throws the chairs... Link to post Share on other sites
mcm22 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Playing in my weekly "cards with the tards" game a couple of days ago. We have a consistent group of 8-10, can generally get a game, play hold em tourneys. We have a couple of hot heads/spazzes in the game that think they are the third coming of Johnny Chan. Anywho, one of the aforementioned spazzes gets sucked out on in a pretty donkalicious sort of way. He proceeds to chuck his cards frisbee style, ala, Jesus Ferguson chopping veggies. One of the cards nails another player in the game right smack in the eye. Within a minute the corner of the guy's eye turns all red, I mean ugly red, not red like you get when baked, but blood vessel has popped red. The game comes to a screeching halt. One of the players is married to an internist, so we call her. Being the brilliant doctor that she is, she tells us she isn't very solid about giving medical advice over the phone without actually being able to observe the injury (that and she isn't an eye doctor)............so me and buddy proceed to take the victim to the ER. He ends up diagnosed with several broken vessels and a scratched cornea (or retina, not sure which).one time in band camp. we were playing cards and someone made a full house on the river. one time in band camp................... Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 This thread is oustanding.Just pure comedy.We need more threads like this. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 wow there are seriously a lot of you that have card throwing stories. anyone else gonna share one with us?at my buddy's house, we sit there and throw a whole deck up at the ceiling fan. it makes a mess, loud noise, and is funny as hell :Dnobody gets hurt though Link to post Share on other sites
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