Crazee8s 0 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 I am totally going to avoid saying I am new to posting but have been lurking......I have played poker for a long time and have no wisdom to dispense, no whimsical analogies to throw out there. I guess all of the veterans must have been born that way, they emerged from the womb (or in some cases hatched) posting and flaming on newbies. Link to post Share on other sites
Luv2Gamble 0 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 "Yea I saw that,... Brick killed a guy!""I stabbed a guy with a trident"What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing! How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay. Link to post Share on other sites
Rybo 0 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 "Yea I saw that,... Brick killed a guy!""I stabbed a guy with a trident"What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing! How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.RON...RON...where are you?I'm in a glass cage of emotion!!! Baxter!!! Link to post Share on other sites
cgrdrjoe 0 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 I'm just glad there are no member numbers here. Link to post Share on other sites
PokerZealot 0 Posted November 4, 2005 Author Share Posted November 4, 2005 hey im new here and im a charter member so i can getthe benefits. but i just wanted to say i hope to learn some stuff and help people with their poker skills. ive been lurking here for a month or so. heres my rap to introduce myself:hello, i am very good at pretending to be good at pokerhow about youim a huge dorkcya around FYPwhoa, someone wants to get slapped! chyea! Link to post Share on other sites
econ_tim 0 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 hi my name is econ_timi just signed up yesterday so i'm a charter memberaces and spacesall over the pretty girls' facesword to your mother Link to post Share on other sites
elnino 0 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 brick i've been meaning to talk to you about thatlay low for a whilefind yourself a safehouse, someone you cant trust because you are going to be wanted for murder. Link to post Share on other sites
GhostfaceKillah 0 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 brick i've been meaning to talk to you about thatlay low for a whilefind yourself a safehouse, someone you cant trust because you are going to be wanted for murder.I AM EL NINO which is spanish for THE NINO!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 I rap Link to post Share on other sites
insano 0 Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 I rapword Link to post Share on other sites
Hyaku-Shiki 0 Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 im a poker zealot (that means that i like poker)I support abortions all the way into the 80th trimester. Link to post Share on other sites
lifelessimp 0 Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Dream/clone is actually cool.+1.You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy? Link to post Share on other sites
insano 0 Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Just for the record, I didn't want this to turn into a Anchorman quoting thread. Just for the record. Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Just for the record, I didn't want this to turn into a Anchorman quoting thread. Just for the record.Me either because I hate that movie. It was good.... I don't know like the 1st time I watched it but when everyone starting quoting it I started hating it about as much as Napoleon Dynamite. Link to post Share on other sites
dead money 1 Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 hey im new here and im a charter member so i can getthe benefits. but i just wanted to say i hope to learn some stuff and help people with their poker skills. ive been lurking here for a month or so. heres my rap to introduce myself:yo, my poker skills is hotwhat you got?im a poker zealot (that means that i like poker)cya around Heman says your gay. And if Heman says your gay, then you are really gay! Link to post Share on other sites
Vogelb5 0 Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 hey im new here and im a charter member so i can getthe benefits. but i just wanted to say i hope to learn some stuff and help people with their poker skills. ive been lurking here for a month or so. heres my rap to introduce myself:yo, my poker skills is hotwhat you got?im a poker zealot (that means that i like poker)cya aroundPokerZealot admits he joined for the benefitsI don't think that's coolVeteran members should get the creditNot some silly rapping foolIts your first post on the siteYou thought your poem would bring us delightMaybe you were a lurker, but you should have stayed goneCause this post is the saddest of tonightIf your really in this to helpThen I wish you best of luckBut don't just come to steal DN's giftsCause in that case you'd just be a Fu#*Eh... welcome to the site. now you can flame on me Link to post Share on other sites
quadaces 0 Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 hey im new here and im a charter member so i can getthe benefits. but i just wanted to say i hope to learn some stuff and help people with their poker skills. ive been lurking here for a month or so. heres my rap to introduce myself:yo, my poker skills is hotwhat you got?im a poker zealot (that means that i like poker)cya around Heman says your gay. And if Heman says your gay, then you are really gay!Heman rocks!BY THE WAY .......OP..............YOUR A RETARD! :wall: Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 brick i've been meaning to talk to you about thatlay low for a whilefind yourself a safehouse, someone you cant trust because you are going to be wanted for murder.I AM EL NINO which is spanish for THE NINO!!!!It may be treason for me to say this, but:BWAHAHAHAHHAHA! Link to post Share on other sites
PokerZealot 0 Posted November 5, 2005 Author Share Posted November 5, 2005 hey im new here and im a charter member so i can getthe benefits. but i just wanted to say i hope to learn some stuff and help people with their poker skills. ive been lurking here for a month or so. heres my rap to introduce myself:yo, my poker skills is hotwhat you got?im a poker zealot (that means that i like poker)cya aroundPokerZealot admits he joined for the benefitsI don't think that's coolVeteran members should get the creditNot some silly rapping foolIts your first post on the siteYou thought your poem would bring us delightMaybe you were a lurker, but you should have stayed goneCause this post is the saddest of tonightIf your really in this to helpThen I wish you best of luckBut don't just come to steal DN's giftsCause in that case you'd just be a Fu#*Eh... welcome to the site. now you can flame on me guess what joe, im a charter member, and you can cry yourself to sleep about it Link to post Share on other sites
PokerZealot 0 Posted November 5, 2005 Author Share Posted November 5, 2005 and another thingif people keep talking nonsensei might be about to maybe start taking names chyea!!!(do they want that to happen?)NO they dont son!(chyea) Link to post Share on other sites
golfanatic21 0 Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 im a charter memberDo you want a cookie? Link to post Share on other sites
SilentSnow 1 Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 if a poster came up with a fake account and tried to make it as worthless and pathetic as possible, i dont think they could top you pokerzealot.for your sake, ill assume this is actually what might be happening here.the thought that you might be serious is somewhat depressing-if you are, at least give us your poker screen names so you can "take our names" and something good might come of this. Link to post Share on other sites
Nelson77 0 Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 welcome to charter membership you frekin mo mo Link to post Share on other sites
Chiggleslap 0 Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Here, have a<----------------------- Link to post Share on other sites
Chiggleslap 0 Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 i poisoned it... Link to post Share on other sites
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