Hyaku-Shiki

Sell his stuff and take the money. Make him work off the rest at a crappy fast-food place for minimum wage (i.e. less than $8 an hour). As much as I'm happy that your brother-in-law wants to help, you can't really know that the kid will be busting his hump with daddy around.They haven't been parenting him so far if he still acts this way.And please, please, please post some HH's. I could use a good laugh.

I like to use it early in a tourney. Get it out of the way when the blinds are low. That way I can use the rest of the good luck on the rest of the tourney.You have to be careful though. You might get knocked out early with the bad luck.

Key words: "Wouldn't be as big."

We all know the best female player is Tiffany Williamson.EDIT: If you didn't already guess: (sw)

Fish at .25/.50 NL cash home game after busting out his $10 buy-in for the third time: "Sorry, I have to move to the other side of the table. Those guys are catching cards. I feel it over there."He loses his last $10. I recommend that he buys in for more than $10. He then borrows $15 from his friend and promptly busts by pushing all in pre-flop versus the tightest player at the table who raised on the button. Fish had 10-9 sooted versus pocket aces.Tight Player: “I guess the luck ran out on that side of the table huh?” I elbowed the tight player in the ribs and whispered, “Play nice, and don’t

Sometimes. I've been lurking for a long while. I still think this is the best thread. Being a crappy losing player, I need humor to make the pain go away.

This is the best thread on all of FCP.Its the reason why I joined up.

You know, AK is also a loser to deuces...

Thanks for the replies.We ended up going to Trump because the rest of the guys didn't have a sufficient buy-in.I ended up $250 for the night (3 hours of play).I spent all of it on vodka back in Chicago.Vodka = -ev

This is a response to your topic.

Which casinos in the East Indiana area are worth going to for Limit or NL HE?A bunch of my friends are going this weekend and we don't know whether we want to go to the Trump or Resorts.What are the limits, rakes, comps etc..?Any advice?

The correct answer, knowing the villain, is to fold. But since PokerTracker tells me I'm an idiot, I'd call the one bet on the river to see where I am.Villain had J-10. With the hundred or so hands I played that night, he would not let go of any pair on the board.

No. It was a full table. The converter just doesn't work for me. Villain called from the big blind and is likely to play any broadway card. Because this is low limit, I'm worried that he has a small pair and no matter what, won't fold to a bet.EDIT: The question then becomes, do I bet out my draw, knowing I am behind with even a small pair (possibly even a three kings)?

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