Al Smooth 0 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Three friends want nothing more than to be in the Guinness Book of World Records. They want it so badly that it consumes them for months on end. The first of the three goes to the book and says, "I think I have the smallest hands in the world, can you measure them so I can be in the book." He goes back to his friends and when they ask him how it went, he replies, "I have the smallest hands in the world!!! I'm in the book!!!" The second of the three goes to the book and says, "I think I have the smallest feet in the world, can you measure them so I can be in the book." He goes back to his friends and when they ask him how it went, he replies, "I have the smallest feet in the world!!! I'm in the book!!!"The third gentleman is totally flustered at this point because his two friends are in the Guiness book and he isn't. He marches down to the book and says, "This is actually pretty embarrassing, but I think I have the smallest penis in the world, can you measure it so I can get my name in the book?" He goes back to his friends and when they ask him if he got in he replies sadly, "No, I didn't get into the book. but who the hell is Phil Hellmuth?" Link to post Share on other sites
essay 0 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Good one.essay Link to post Share on other sites
TheWynn 0 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 wow :roll: Link to post Share on other sites
the red bull 0 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 meh. Link to post Share on other sites
daddypoker23 0 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 lol Link to post Share on other sites
DeadlySkillz 0 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 lol Link to post Share on other sites
pokerloser 0 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 1 Link to post Share on other sites
GrinderMJ 0 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 not bad, not bad. Also, since everybody likes to talk in short sentences with periods. And write down their names as a sign off to each post. I will also. Grindermj Link to post Share on other sites
no not baxter 0 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Ive heard this joke before, but it has never been this funny before. Phil Hellmuth...good punchline. And of course,Baxter Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 What you retired from at age 26 obviously wasn't comedy. Link to post Share on other sites
mcpickl 0 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 sadly, i cound be in the Guiness Book for 2 of those 3 things. Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Three friends want nothing more than to be in the Guinness Book of World Records. Â They want it so badly that it consumes them for months on end. Â The first of the three goes to the book and says, "I think I have the smallest hands in the world, can you measure them so I can be in the book." Â He goes back to his friends and when they ask him how it went, he replies, "I have the smallest hands in the world!!! Â I'm in the book!!!" Â The second of the three goes to the book and says, "I think I have the smallest feet in the world, can you measure them so I can be in the book." Â He goes back to his friends and when they ask him how it went, he replies, "I have the smallest feet in the world!!! Â I'm in the book!!!"The third gentleman is totally flustered at this point because his two friends are in the Guiness book and he isn't. Â He marches down to the book and says, "This is actually pretty embarrassing, but I think I have the smallest penis in the world, can you measure it so I can get my name in the book?" Â He goes back to his friends and when they ask him if he got in he replies sadly, "No, I didn't get into the book. but who the hell is Phil Hellmuth?"This is the second worst joke I have ever heard. haha, people dislike Hellmuth and therefore want to say he has a small penis. Ha..ugh. The only joke worse than this is the joke about the blonde and brunette who hated each other, or whatever that post was about a month ago.......Seriously though. This joke is truly a waste of time. I shit funnier than this. Link to post Share on other sites
Swift_Psycho 1 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 meh Link to post Share on other sites
Al Smooth 0 Posted October 11, 2005 Author Share Posted October 11, 2005 *gets back to the drawing board* Link to post Share on other sites
GhostfaceKillah 0 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 What you retired from at age 26 obviously wasn't comedy.This was actually funnier than the joke itself. Link to post Share on other sites
lucky_charmz 0 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 meh :roll: Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerghost2 0 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 phil edged me out!? Link to post Share on other sites
EgyptianMagician 0 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Would've been funnier if you said Annie Duke. Link to post Share on other sites
Socko669 0 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Bad Joke. And Hellmut rules. Stop hating.Socko. Link to post Share on other sites
potpumper43 0 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Would've been funnier if you said Annie Duke.Maybe, but doesn't Annie actually have the largest penis? Link to post Share on other sites
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