wsox8 10 Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 please clean my toilet. It could use a cleaning right about now. Link to post Share on other sites
FCP Bob 1,312 Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 I personally clean the toilet in my own house every single time I sit on it, even if I use it twice in the same day.Can you catch infidelity from an unclean toilet seat ? Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Okay real womenEmma Watson- bonus can casts spells.Natalie Portman- Princess on another planet.Queen Rania of Jordan. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 is that even a choice? Link to post Share on other sites
SlapStick 0 Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 . Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Is Emma Watson 18 yet? If not, Emma Watson.If she is 18, still Emma Watson, but I'd want to be a little drunk. Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Is Emma Watson 18 yet? If not, Emma Watson.If she is 18, still Emma Watson, but I'd want to be a little drunk.she will be 21 in April. Link to post Share on other sites
leftygolfer 7 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 But the the the Bears...suckalso I just took a dump, please change my time answer from before noon to afterYeah well cigars stink!Depending on what those comments are, perhaps... If you work for Bobs Auto Repair but go around town telling everyone that Bobs Auto Repair is a dump, Bob finds out and brings you in the office, what does he owe you at that point?Obviously, abuse is very possible- for example, stark-raving vegetarian boss who sees an employee talking about next weeks barbecue... So, it depends on what's being said. Facebook isn't much of a mystery. If you aren't comfortable with people knowing you exist, don't have a FB account. If you don't want the world to know what you have to say, don't make posts. If you only want certain people to know what you have to say, set your shit to private and don't friend people who you don't want seeing your posts. Don't talk shit about people on facebook unless you're OK with them finding out- because they will.The discussion about FB posting came out of the Nword aka idiot who wore his Packers tie to work last Monday. Dumber than posting on FB IMO.Okay real womenEmma Watson- bonus can casts spells.Natalie Portman- Princess on another planet.Queen Rania of Jordan.F, K, M Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted January 31, 2011 Author Share Posted January 31, 2011 F, K, MI think this is the correct order. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 as a guy who's spent his whole life in friendsville, that guy is on his way, if not there already. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 as a guy who's spent his whole life in friendsville, that guy is on his way, if not there already.He missed out the key context that every time the girl explained a rational reason why she didn't want to kiss right then and there. Skully you meanie. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 I think this is the correct order.Just a suggestion: When you make a new poll, make a post with the poll questions and possible answers. When you close a poll, make a post with the results. That way, none of this is lost in the sands of time. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 He missed out the key context that every time the girl explained a rational reason why she didn't want to kiss right then and there. Skully you meanie.but what if we went deeper. i suspect some subconscious reasons (for not kissing him) have found there way into your mind. something from a half remembered dream. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted January 31, 2011 Author Share Posted January 31, 2011 Just a suggestion: When you make a new poll, make a post with the poll questions and possible answers. When you close a poll, make a post with the results. That way, none of this is lost in the sands of time.I've been updating the first post. I figured it would be easier to track that way. I don't know how long that can continue though; is there a size limit for posts? Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 I've been updating the first post. I figured it would be easier to track that way. I don't know how long that can continue though; is there a size limit for posts?Oh, I see. That's probably a good idea. No, I don't think there's a size limit, though it does lend itself to accidentally deleting everything, so be careful. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 I think you are good on post size. That joke that I believe JLL posted about the guy in the desert was pretty long. I think if printed it would stretch from San Jose to Flagstaff. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 I think this is the correct order.Actually, I'm not totally sure that there is an incorrect order. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Hell NoThis is what Chicago Style Pizza looks like.The crust looks amazing but the rest looks kind of gross. My stomach hurts just looking at it.This is the biggest difference to me.We know how important quality sausage is to you...Okay real womenEmma Watson- bonus can casts spells.Natalie Portman- Princess on another planet.Queen Rania of Jordan.Yes. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 If a worst poster poll comes along, I've just researched a name to be added.I saw a post from phlegm recently and the narration in the back of my head was, "This guy is horrible. Probably every time. He isn't particularly memorable, but he's fucking terrible. Horrible combination. I don't recall any of his posts in particular. But something about 'phlegm' leaves a bad taste in my subconscious. So, he's probably in that rare and pitiable 'really fucking bad yet still not bad enough to be memorable' category. Let me check this out."So I searched his posts and read about 30 at random to get a sample. I was going to read more to overcome statistical anomaly but couldn't.I dare you, I dare anyone, I DARE YOU to read all of 1300ish posts in a row and not kill yourself.If anyone takes this challenge, please report back. I want to know how you felt before you began and after, your outlook on life before and after, your thoughts on phlegm, your thoughts on yourself and more. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted February 2, 2011 Author Share Posted February 2, 2011 If a worst poster poll comes along, I've just researched a name to be added.I saw a post from phlegm recently and the narration in the back of my head was, "This guy is horrible. Probably every time. He isn't particularly memorable, but he's fucking terrible. Horrible combination. I don't recall any of his posts in particular. But something about 'phlegm' leaves a bad taste in my subconscious. So, he's probably in that rare and pitiable 'really fucking bad yet still not bad enough to be memorable' category. Let me check this out."So I searched his posts and read about 30 at random to get a sample. I was going to read more to overcome statistical anomaly but couldn't.I dare you, I dare anyone, I DARE YOU to read all of 1300ish posts in a row and not kill yourself.If anyone takes this challenge, please report back. I want to know how you felt before you began and after, your outlook on life before and after, your thoughts on phlegm, your thoughts on yourself and more.He was your first round KOOT match-up! Spademan [ 33 ] phlegm [ 10 ] Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Who picked less than 6 months? I'll bet it was Mercury. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted February 2, 2011 Author Share Posted February 2, 2011 Who picked less than 6 months? I'll bet it was Mercury.Less than 6 months is pretty silly. The piano playing and the ice sculpting have to rule that option out.Trivia: they were originally going to make it so that he was trapped in that day for 10,000 years. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Less than 6 months is pretty silly. The piano playing and the ice sculpting have to rule that option out.Trivia: they were originally going to make it so that he was trapped in that day for 10,000 years.The learning of the French language might rule that out also.I wonder how they would have ended it. Thank goodness they changed their minds. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 He was trapped for way more than 10 years. I'm thinking triple digits. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted February 2, 2011 Author Share Posted February 2, 2011 I wonder how they would have ended it. Thank goodness they changed their minds.Why couldn't it end the same way? Link to post Share on other sites
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