XXEddie 0 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 online--People who say 'oops' after sucking out.The guy who calls everybody a donk when they raise him, then puts them on some trashy hand that just got there.rigged comments obv, I always lol at them and say something like 'Only an idiot would play a game they 'know' is rigged'people who call a river bet and lose but still opt to show like 'oh, look at me and how unlucky I got'live--People who have to 'brag' about how they always put everyone on excatly the hand they hand AFTER showdown. However, wont say a word if they dont see it.People that try and tell bad beat stories from previous weeks (at the same home game) but tell them incorrectly... Example; straddle with 95 in a 1/3 game. T95 flop. I get it allin turn 8, river 5. I show my boat they muckThe next week the guy i doubled through that hand tries to tell his friend 'Oh you shoulda seen the beat I took last week. I flopped a set and Kevin flopped 2 pair and rivered the boat' Link to post Share on other sites
KingJames 11 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 online--People who say 'oops' after sucking out.The guy who calls everybody a donk when they raise him, then puts them on some trashy hand that just got there.rigged comments obv, I always lol at them and say something like 'Only an idiot would play a game they 'know' is rigged'people who call a river bet and lose but still opt to show like 'oh, look at me and how unlucky I got'live--People who have to 'brag' about how they always put everyone on excatly the hand they hand AFTER showdown. However, wont say a word if they dont see it.People that try and tell bad beat stories from previous weeks (at the same home game) but tell them incorrectly... Example; straddle with 95 in a 1/3 game. T95 flop. I get it allin turn 8, river 5. I show my boat they muckThe next week the guy i doubled through that hand tries to tell his friend 'Oh you shoulda seen the beat I took last week. I flopped a set and Kevin flopped 2 pair and rivered the boat'Kevin is terribad (and soooooo lucky), I always invite him to my homegame because he's a fish... Link to post Share on other sites
XXEddie 0 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Kevin is terribad (and soooooo lucky), I always invite him to my homegame because he's a fish...I am....[x] terribad[ ] lucky Link to post Share on other sites
Vtlaxer09 4 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Posters with screen names like "CrystalBalla."Just what the world needs........ another wigger.omg i hate you.I've met Op IRL... and he's alot cooler than me. He's also a beast at roulette. Link to post Share on other sites
XXEddie 0 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 oh yeah, also 85% of the rail threads here. Simply cause the last 10 Ive seen look like this....XXXXX is at a FT coming in 5/9, gogogogogogothen followed by 12 'GL/tid'sthen by 42 'wtg/gg'with no other details like place, cash, or HHs from big hands for those who either came to late or dont have the right site downloaded... Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Poker rooms who won't let you bet your glass eye.People who think just because you threw your car keys into the pot means you bet your car. No, fukko, I'm just betting my keys, I have an extra set. If you win the pot, we'll race to the car...First one there gets it. Having a can of mace in your pocket helps when they guy just follows you and tries to make a move on the wheels. "Not this time, bro" SCHPRITZZZZZZZZZZ Link to post Share on other sites
jmbreslin 0 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Uh, Phil Ivey is balla, I had to do a double-take at that picture. Is that really a wad of cash sitting on the floor next to his foot? That boy needs to get himself a murse.Oh, and I can't stand when people type "ty" in the box when they win a big pot. Drives me up a friggin wall. Link to post Share on other sites
mrpaddyx 13 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I can't stand general rudeness at the table, Manners cost nothing! Link to post Share on other sites
KingJames 11 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I had to do a double-take at that picture. Is that really a wad of cash sitting on the floor next to his foot? That boy needs to get himself a murse.Oh, and I can't stand when people type "ty" in the box when they win a big pot. Drives me up a friggin wall.Those of us with swagga call it a grip of cash...Ivey does not need a man-purse Link to post Share on other sites
Tehtoe 3 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 <----busted OP in 50 cubed on sunday Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I feel stupid for making a serious post on the 1st page. lol @ dealer glares. I get the glare sometimes when I play omaha8. Is it proper etiquette to tip after getting quartered? If I lose money in a pot or come out even sometimes I don't feel like tipping, and I get the glare. Next time I'm just going to glare at them back. Link to post Share on other sites
KingJames 11 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I feel stupid for making a serious post on the 1st page. lol @ dealer glares. I get the glare sometimes when I play omaha8. Is it proper etiquette to tip after getting quartered? If I lose money in a pot or come out even sometimes I don't feel like tipping, and I get the glare. Next time I'm just going to glare at them back.Don't get quarteredI wouldn't when I get quatered, but make sure when you scoop, win 3/4 you hook it up. Link to post Share on other sites
dapokerbum 0 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I feel stupid for making a serious post on the 1st page. lol @ dealer glares. I get the glare sometimes when I play omaha8. Is it proper etiquette to tip after getting quartered? If I lose money in a pot or come out even sometimes I don't feel like tipping, and I get the glare. Next time I'm just going to glare at them back.We are still on the first page ... oh what's that you still have your thread set to 20 responses ... noob! Link to post Share on other sites
PokerFan 0 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Why is this...........A guy has played terrible all tournament finally gets down to 2 big blinds and shoves all in with A-3 off and everyone at the table feels obligated to tell the Donk..."Good Luck all-in". I just want this guy gone... Link to post Share on other sites
CodyDean 0 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 pitbull pokerit's rigged Link to post Share on other sites
Init2WINitHI 0 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I like to chat at the table when I get to play live because live poker is a social thing for me. I have respect for those that don't tho and try not to share my stories with anyone unless asked. Live:Brag conversations 'I played with (insert Pro's name here) at the (insert limit here) game at (insert Casino name here) and he/she wasn't all that! - I took them for (insert grossly inflated dollar amount here).'People that fold preflop but insist that they would have flopped the nuts (or turned the nuts) every single hand (amplified when you are still in the hand). i.e. they folded 72off and the flop comes 227, next hand they folded Q8 off and the flop comes J109, etc. Super annoying - I usually tell them they should start seeing more flops. Those are the two worst ones live!Online - I hate hit and run guys and people that apologize for sucking out on you - they are not sorry - they are stoked! Link to post Share on other sites
KingJames 11 Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 and people that apologize for sucking out on you - they are not sorry - they are stoked!Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Link to post Share on other sites
Danege 1 Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 People that fold preflop but insist that they would have flopped the nuts (or turned the nuts) every single hand (amplified when you are still in the hand). i.e. they folded 72off and the flop comes 227, next hand they folded Q8 off and the flop comes J109, etc. Super annoying - I usually tell them they should start seeing more flops.[ ] flopped the nuts Link to post Share on other sites
pbwl11 0 Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Every time the flop comes A A X or K K X some idiot just has to say "Guess I shouldn't have folded my pocket Aces/Kings."I just want to slap them upside the head! It doesn't get any funnier by the 20th time either.... Link to post Share on other sites
looshle 6 Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 - referring to one rebuy one add-on tournaments as "cubed".. is it really that much easier to say $50 cubed than $50 1r1a?4 syllables as compared to 1 is easier imo Link to post Share on other sites
KingJames 11 Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 - referring to one rebuy one add-on tournaments as "cubed".. is it really that much easier to say $50 cubed than $50 1r1a?4 syllables as compared to 1 is easier imoPlus, like, if you're in the biz, like, it totally gives you more cred. Image is everything Link to post Share on other sites
MaxStPolish 4 Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 - referring to one rebuy one add-on tournaments as "cubed".. is it really that much easier to say $50 cubed than $50 1r1a?4 syllables as compared to 1 is easier imoPlus 50 cubed is 125,000. So it's entirely illogical. they should be referred to as "the 50 buck x3" at a minimum. Link to post Share on other sites
Tehtoe 3 Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Plus 50 cubed is 125,000. So it's entirely illogical. they should be referred to as "the 50 buck x3" at a minimum.no u Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 We are still on the first page ... oh what's that you still have your thread set to 20 responses ... noob!I LIKE 20 BETTER......... GOSH!!!7,000! Unfortunately the majority of my posts are all this bad. Link to post Share on other sites
Plus one 0 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I love it when playing some micro stakes limit game like 5c-10c, the betting is raised by the button , I call with 5-7 with 8 players in, flop a straight, and get berated by everyone for calling 5 more cents with that hand. Link to post Share on other sites
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