Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Idk, maybe, just maybe people on the Internet do get laid on a consistent basis. Someone has to be telling the truth eventually. Why not someone on FCP? With Mexico's personality, I could see him getting the pussy. Brad, hell I don't think there's a person on FCP that wouldn't want to end up in bed with that man.Hell, I think my number is low. But then again, most of my friends get more P than I do. I was "off the market" for 6 years with dating, then marrying, then divorcing my ex wife. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Hmmm, let's just say I'm in the minority. Link to post Share on other sites
Snamuh 0 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 One. My gf of the past 20 months. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Hell, I think my number is low. But then again, most of my friends get more P than I do. I was "off the market" for 6 years with dating, then marrying, then divorcing my ex wife.yeah, i think married guys should get a multiplier for every year spent married. divorced guys can get a rampage bonus multiplier for the first few single months, then they go back to the 1x base rate. Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 SINNERS Close enough...Men's ideal size is 12? I think they're confusing 'size' with 'age'I'm just kidding Chris HansonHey has anybody ever blacked out and woken up with a girl, then subtly probed to see if you two had sex last night? You know, you probably want to figure out if you used a condom, if you did anything humiliating? Maybe you need to ask her how you got back to her place, as well as where, exactly, that's located? And then you realize she's doing the same thing? That she blacked out and remembers nothing either? Talk about awkward!Welcome to my morning. Woke up next to some girl with red hair...sick. Don't remember her name so I put it in my phone as Pippy Longstocking. Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 nevermind my original thing I posted here.but what I think does it is the girl on the left's face. chunky city.and I would personally like to see an fcp triple team of fryer's friend by mexico, hank, and myself. lets get this moving.I DON'T WANT TO TRIPLE TEAM A CHICK WITH YOU EITHER Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Men's ideal size is 12? I think they're confusing 'size' with 'age'-YonYonsonlets show some respect here. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Hey has anybody ever blacked out and woken up with a girl, then subtly probed to see if you two had sex last night? You know, you probably want to figure out if you used a condom, if you did anything humiliating? Maybe you need to ask her how you got back to her place, as well as where, exactly, that's located? And then you realize she's doing the same thing? That she blacked out and remembers nothing either? Talk about awkward!yeah I did that once. was at a bar and when I left I ate a bunch of pills. this girl I worked with had been asking me to come home with her and I was like sure whatever, so I rode with her. it never even occurred to me she wanted to have sex (remember: I'm stupid). either way, next thing I know, I'm waking up in her bed naked. it started coming back pretty quickly, but at first I had no idea what happened. pretay, pretay odd.oh, it was at her parents house too.Hmmm, let's just say I'm in the minority.I would put money on your number being over a hundred.Men's ideal size is 12? I think they're confusing 'size' with 'age'I LOVE YOU Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted January 17, 2009 Author Share Posted January 17, 2009 lets show some respect here.I was going to do that, but I couldn't remember which thread or account you posted in/from. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 I was going to do that, but I couldn't remember which thread or account you posted in/from. mens ideal size for women is 12?i think they confused that with ideal age. I LOVE YOUI LOVE YOU TOO. Link to post Share on other sites
GetSprung 0 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Hooray for being young and having only 3 fling related sexual partners. 5 total but pretty sure more times than the 20+ people. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Hooray for being young and having only 3 fling related sexual partners. 5 total but pretty sure more times than the 20+ people.i totally read that wrong and thought you have 3 f'ing related sex partners, and i wanted to know if it was triplets, twins+mom, or some cousin lovin'... Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 ahemAHEMOK, WTF?Next time you're in Pittsburgh, I'll hook you up. I'll even let you pick from them...and I would personally like to see an fcp triple team of fryer's friend by mexico, hank, and myself. lets get this moving.She's never done more than 1 guy at a time...but there's a first for everything, right?I Janna.Don't we all?Hey has anybody ever blacked out and woken up with a girl, then subtly probed to see if you two had sex last night? You know, you probably want to figure out if you used a condom, if you did anything humiliating? Maybe you need to ask her how you got back to her place, as well as where, exactly, that's located? And then you realize she's doing the same thing? That she blacked out and remembers nothing either? Talk about awkward!I miss college. Link to post Share on other sites
GetSprung 0 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 i totally read that wrong and thought you have 3 f'ing related sex partners, and i wanted to know if it was triplets, twins+mom, or some cousin lovin'...4 way cousin orgy actually. Thanks for noticing. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 DaJaDerandom who's name I can't remember, but I'm almost positive she exists.JaJaMiJeJesKrJuCaMI think that's it. I had their names typed out but thought twice of that. I may be forgetting one or twoNot including hookers, although that list isn't as long. At least I hope not.I remembered another's name. Nicole. Now, I wonder if she's the random who's name I can't remember or just another addition. Puzzling Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 why does the girl on the right look smaller than the girl on the left?I think it also has something to do with the girl on the left's face being very very uglyOne. My gf of the past 20 months.aaaaAAAWWW??!?!!? Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 See, Snamuh I can relate too. 1 pussy men. We go for quality, not quantity. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 See, Snamuh I can relate too. 1 pussy men. We go for quality, not quantity.But how do you know quality if you havent had quantity? Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 But how do you know quality if you havent had quantity?You know what, I think it's great, and that's all that matters. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 But how do you know quality if you havent had quantity?hey man, sometimes when you find that special lady, and two become one you just know, you just fuckin know. its special, man, and you can feel it way down deep in your heart. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 You know what, I think it's great, and that's all that matters.goddamn right, man. because those times when its just the two of you, you know, and your laying on the couch, face to face, kissing each other ever so gently, and you've got the itunes playlist of phil collins best slow songs on shuffle and your just laying in each others arms, you know man, nothing else matters. not what people think, nothing. there is only the two of you, and phil collins, and thats when you know you've got something special, something that has made it against all odds. or maybe you've got the lifscapes celtic flutes cd in the stereo, and you feel like you're running through a meadow back in Ireland. and you're making love in the fields of your ancestors. its beautiful, man. and thats the shit that really matters. phil collins and celtic flutes. its all you need, man. sometimes alcohol helps too, ebcause then maybe you both start to loosen up and you swith from soft phil collins to a little more up tempo like invisible touch or sussudio. and you maybe you start grinding, and the clothes are coming off and then it starts and you're in and out and you're about to come but in the air tonight comes on and you slow your rythm and then it builds and builds and builds and then its an explosion of pleasure perfectly timed with the drum solo and its awesome and its pure and its love, man, and thats what matters. so fuck what they say. dont even listen to that bullshit they're always talking, man. just straight up ignore that shit. just put it out of your mind, because that negative energy will bring you down, man, it will bring you down to china town. but thats not to say china town is a bad place to go. some people like it there, i dont, but some people do. im not into the asian culture. but thats just me, dude, maybe you like it, i dont know. if you do replace chinatown with the ghetto, becuase i think we can all agree that the ghetto is no place for a white guy from small town kansas. you wouldnt survive, man. its a dangerous world out there, man. just stay home with your lady. enjoy the intimate times, the times no one else knows about, because someday you'll be sitting in your office, doing the same work you've been doing every day for the past 12 years and you'll think back about the time she farted while you guys were making out listening to huey lewis and the news and how you guys laughed and laughed. and you'll giggle, right there in your office. remember the good times and the bad. because thats life, you know. thats all it is. its great and wonderful and fantastic and beautiful and sometimes it smells when people fart, but thats okay, because it goes away and eventually you dont even smell it anymore. or maybe you use an air freshener and now the room smells like fresh pine or maybe flowers. and thats nice because a room doesnt normally smell like pine. unless you use pine pledge to clean your wood floors. i dont. but some people do. but thats the thing, man, we all use different smelling cleaners and thats great, because variety is the spice of life, they always say. i've never actually said that, but i hear they say it. so its gotta mean something, and it does, it means everything. oh man, it means something. pine pledge, man, smell the pine and live your life, cause thats love, thats all it is. pine pledge and phil collins. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Somewhere around the mid fourties here. And no, sal, that's not their age.Most of them were during my rowdy years, sadly. If I were single, which I will probably be soon, now that I'm old and fat(ter), I suspect significantly fewer women will want to invite my manmeat inside them. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Somewhere around the mid fourties here. And no, sal, that's not their age.Most of them were during my rowdy years, sadly. If I were single, which I will probably be soon, now that I'm old and fat(ter), I suspect significantly fewer women will want to invite my manmeat inside them.Are you counting guys with the 40? Or is that a separate group in your mind? Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 I think everyone has banged a Jennifer and a Cathy. I'm relatively sure I haven't had either one.The 13 on my for-sure list: MaKiJoGaKeApMiErCiKiKiEmCaNot a Jennifer or a Cathy to be found on my "for sure" list, although there might be a Jennifer on my "not so sure" list. We'll call my final number lucky 13, although I'm pretty certain there are 1 or more non-named entries that the dark part of my brain just doesn't want to own up to. The three "Ki" entries aren't a mistake or list-padding, I've slept with three different "Ki"'s in my life. No "Kiki's" though, sadly. Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Are you counting guys with the 40? Or is that a separate group in your mind?I wasn't counting the two tranny's because they were just blowjobs, but I can, if you like. Link to post Share on other sites
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