Please Forgive My Behavior At The Wsop

[acesfullof2s 0]

I just had a horrific run that culminated at the WSOP event 3 (PLO). I consider myself a very good player, I don't mean to brag but i've made close to 200K in online play this year alone. However, one of my big problems is nerves. I just get incredibly nervous during a live game. I hate to admit this, but during one of my first in person sessions a year ago, I had a panic attack and literally passed out at the table.I recently found a way to combat this problem, or so I thought. I decided that maybe a few drinks and a couple Valiums would calm my nerves- and boy did it ever! I started playing great in the casino, and I mean really great. At 400 NL i was easily clearing 5 grand a week. Well this "friend" of mine knew of my problem, and presented me with an interesting prop bet. He told me that if I took some pills, which he said were similar to valium, called dautra (common name Jimson weed), and qualified for the wsop then he would give me 7 grand and a separate buy in for a wsop event. I honestly BELIEVED this would be no problem, as my tolerance for drugs is quite high. I mean I was easily pulling all nighter sessions tripped up on some sort of combination of vaclium/liquoR/coke. At the end of 5 weeks, it was like i was playing sober. I knew this was bad, but how could I argue with the results?Well anyways, we get to vegas and me and my buddy meet at Bellagio. He says i have to eat 5 of these jimson pills, no problem I say. I eat down the pills, which tasted like crap, but manage to take them down. I felt nothing for a good hour, and was convinced my buddy was insane (he has made stupid bets like this in the past as he is a trust fund baby who does nothing productive with his time or wealth). Well I sat down for a satellite event ($1000 buy in) 10 person mini satellite. THATS ALL I REMEMBER. I regained consciousness 2 days later at event 3 of the WSOP. I APOLOGIZE TO ANYONE who witnessed my behavior at the RIO that day, as I literally could not control my behavior. I apologize to both the dealer and cocktail waitress who were verbally and physically assaulted. I found out later from the LVPD that I was very belligerent. At the LVPD station, I witnessed the security video from the RIO, and let me say it was very disturbing. From what I understand (the video does not cover up to the event), I started playing event 3, and actually made it a few hours. This was until I showed up after break with salad dressing (I have ranch stains all over my shirt) and started eating, yes eating, the poker chips. Next thing I knew my pants were off, underwear and all, and I was arrested.The RIO has since pressed charges, in addition to the resisting arrest and assault charges the LVPD gave me. I am extremely embarrassed by my actions and again I AM TRULY SORRY TO ANYONE WHO WITNESSED MY BEHAVIOR.Sorry,Greg S.ps: I am starting rehab Monday and promise to recover.

[Loismustdie 0]

Big deal.

[whatgreatis 0]

standard?

[chrozzo 19]

if true..GL man....God be with you and your recovery efforts

[king1305 0]

$100 this bet never happens?

[Franchise632 0]

if true..save time and just kill yourself

FYP

[grocery_mony 8]

poker chips are too crunchy for my liking. The pants and underwear thing is just your way of telling Harrahs to turn down the air conditioning. GL I hope you win a bracelet if they let you back in.

[Ko8e34 0]

Best level EVER

[Tehtoe 3]

Yeah, that PLO event sure was fun this year...wait, what?

[acesfullof2s 0]

This is just my way of apologizing to the poker community, please spare the insults. I am sure some people here saw what went down at the table and were wondering what happened.

[poo in a bag 0]

gg

[wsox8 10]

I have your pants. PM me if you want them back.

[Kaveros 0]

You took random pills that your friend gave you and went to play poker? Pretty retarded idea.

[wsox8 10]

You took random pills that your friend gave you and went to play poker? Pretty retarded idea.

He said he was sowwy

[Balloon guy 158]

I have your pants. PM me if you want them back.

Kevlar?

[wsox8 10]

and for some reason the OP made me think of.......

[FARGOpokerND 22]

Too bad event #3 was a $1500 NLH, not a PLO, as my boy Tehtoe already stated

[Cappy37 0]

Too bad event #3 was a $1500 NLH, not a PLO, as my boy Tehtoe already stated

Perhaps demanding 4 hole cards was how the festivities started?

[bigbrennan 0]

I hope this is a true story (some what doubt it) and that the video gets leaked to YouTube, I also hope Hellmuth is in front of him when the pant down action begins and states something like 'I can dodge a rocket baby'.

[sandwedge 30]

Eating your chips is definitely -ev.I've pissed away chips many times, but have never eaten them and shat them away.Just wondering, what type dressing did you use? I would recommend Italian... the oil would help ease them down.A new definition of "all in" -- after announcing it, you must then take a crap on the table.thats all I've got.... for now.

[Ausdoz 0]

i remember i did something like this in the high rollers room at star city.I wont go into details.But lets just say it involved poker.

[donk4life 34]

i remember i did something like this in the high rollers room at star city.I wont go into details.But lets just say it involved poker.

Were you with your black god phil?

[Giggidy 0]

I hope this is a true story (some what doubt it) and that the video gets leaked to YouTube, I also hope Hellmuth is in front of him when the pant down action begins and states something like 'I can dodge a rocket baby'.

pmslor 'I can shit chips baby'

[Vtlaxer09 4]

ur dumb.

[terradawg 0]

this story has more holes than a tijuana whorehouse...