sniper

My favorite pick up line:"Here... drink this."

Here we are, a day before my wife's birthday, and I have nothing.I need suggestions, preferably from ladies.Here's what you need to know:She's not a gambler.You can skip suggesting jewelry or gift certificates for massages. Done that to death.I'm looking for something original.I'll leave her age out of this, but suffice it to say she's firmly "middle-aged".My budget is $100.00.Oh yeah... our anniversary is in a couple weeks, so I'll do the romantic stuff then.Thanks in advance!

Has anyone else noticed it's getting harder and harder to get laid these days?Crap, if it weren't for my wife, I'd hardly ever get any.Thank you very much... I'm here all week...

Speaking as a 40 year old married dad, I agree wholeheartedly.Now stop teasing and show us your tits.

... if you think Jayson Webber is an NBA all-star in his spare time.

Um Pokerstars?Ok... I'll swap out Paradise for PokerStars.I personally gave up playing online, so I forget who the biggies are now.I'm getting better reads on tells in the B&M rooms. (sw)

My guess is that ultimately you'll have 3 or 4 major poker sites left to duke it out. It's like that in many areas of commerce.Discount Retailer: WalMart, Target, KMart...Fast Food Burgers: McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's...American Autos: Ford, Chrysler, Chevrolet...In many cases it's only two competing: Coke and Pepsi; Amazon and Barnes and Noble.I know what you are thinking... what about In-n-Out Burger, etc... most of the time these are regional or specialty chains.I'm talking national here.It's happening in the U.S. airline industry right now as well. We very well may end up with 3

I'll be there for several $200 or $300 events. If I cash in those, I may play in the main event.I have found the players in this tourney to be very good. Not the fish that play the weekly tourneys. Seems like a lot of people from around the Midwest come up for this every year.Good luck to ya!

OP,I could send my avatar over to finish you off quickly,

I find it very effective to have a few beers at the table, and give the impression that you are bombed. Maybe even show your crap cards a few times to establish that you are a poor, drunken fish.When you've got the nuts, you'll get some calls that you otherwise wouldn't have.Some stiffs really hate people who drink alcohol at the table, and otherwise have a good time while playing poker. It's most enjoyable to take their money.

That's from being punched out by Elizabeth Shue.She's got great jugs, eh?

Many have said I look like a young TC.

Anyone remember Rondo, the drink? I'm going back 30 years here. You young punks won't know what the f*** I'm talkin bout.Better than Dew.

Thanks. Your avatar screams maturity. Lighten up.and the plural of adonis is adoni. Duh.Your anger turns me on, DB10-2!Show me your jugs, baby!Please...God, I hope you're a chick....

Actually, he is loud, obnoxious and rarely funny. His talk directed at raymer in the series was completely rude. Normally, I dont mind rudeness and sarcasm....but Matusow isnt witty/funny at all.The crying thing? Kinda pathetic. So lets see he is rude, he cries, he isnt funny when being rude, he has been in a lot of trouble with the law for drugs....been to jail.Hmmm, yeah he really deserves some respect. :roll:I do agree that he can play some cards. But that really isnt a reason to give someone respect.Well Said CaneBrain... I have to admit, though, I've never been a Matusow fan, but

I'd be gooin' all over Gowen.

that is some funny shizzy...OK, I'm drunk... but I'm still laughing my tail off.Now Clonie Gowan... there's some quality meat of pig, whatever that means. I would delight in eating the corn out of her poop.

this is painful but may be thereputic to reveal this..."Hold On" by Wilson Phillips...There is simply no one sexier than Chynna Phillips on the beach in the video.I believe Joe Walsh plays guitar on the cut... so it can't be that whimpy...

Hey, 6121... you stole my name!!!Anyways, I'm gonna open up a huge can of worms here and ask:Do any of you Christians (myself included) fear that poker (or gambing in general) is in no way consistent with Christian values, or a Christian lifestyle?I don't have any Biblical quotes handy at the moment, but I'll bet there is plenty of scripture to support this thought.I struggle with this...

looks like someone gave her a swirly.

He's right...The IRS just hauled my 10 year old son away for not reporting income on his lemonade stand.I was pretty upset at first, but the law is the law.

Here's my other two designs.

dang that first one was fuzzy... I'm gonna try again.