DUSTINFLYZ172

Frist for President in 2008.

Is this on Party Poker or Pokerstars? I hope Pokerstars. I am better there.

If I was the you, I would leave tomorrow! You have the ideal situation - Young and no responsibilities. Every bit of advice in this forum is solid, and very valueable. It is your dream, and your life. Go make it happen!Be the next big thing. Good luck.

My wife wanted a puppy. So, I went into the living room, and pissed in the floor. She opted for a fish instead.

I would get a projector with HD. That way you can put your tables on up the wall. Your wife will have a greater appreciate of the game when it is in a 9' x 6' enviroment.

The question here is Stu Unger. The ultimate Luck Box! How can anyone do as much blow as he did and live as long as he did? The answer? Luck Box!

First thing you should do is remind him that you are banging his sister. Then tell him that if he ever raises you again, you are going to introduce her to anal sex. This should prevent this from happening again.

No relation

90 percent of poker is half mental.

Why not play a hand and bust somebody? Oh wait. Your a puss.

In Order:Shuffle, Shuffle, Rift, Rift, Shuffle, Cut, Deal, Cooler, Cooler. Done.

I went on a two week tear on myspace adding every freak I could find. The more f'ed up they were the better. Most have been weeded out now, but there are a few left on.There was one Goth chic that had the unique combination of being both fat and ugly. She had my number one alltime favorite myspace quote.."God, I wish I was beautiful"

Acutally, you are an 80% overdog versus a 3-1 unpopular. Donks always call.

I think we should do the opposite. Change the buy-in to say, $50.00. Then nobody would care, and the crowd would thin out! After all, who wants to play in a $50.00 tourney with a bunch of donks? After everyone leaves, change it back to $10,000! Then only the 'good' players will be there. We can watch Johnny Chan, Phil Hulmustassshole and Dolly at the final table. Ratings will soar!$50.00 ME. It is the next logical step.Dustin

He should think about turning pro.

I am poker purist. I hate to see this kind of behavior. To solve the problem, both players should have been excuted with a bullet to the head. This immediate action would have helped your game, by keeping other players on notice. Also, with these two guys dead you can play more hands, because they aren't slowing down the game.Moral? Shooting Donks is +EV

I thought you played it like a champ. Maybe I am just over emotional today. On a happy note, I love your avatar. I love the Max Headroom looking dude. My favorite is the punk in the 9 seat wearing a hat and orange shirt. How do I make an avatar of him?

"Nice Post"NP

Glad nobody was hurt. I have a friend that ran a large 2/5 NL game that was robbed. The hijackers got $60,000. Someone once asked me how to get into that particular game, and I suggest a shotgun. Kinda scary when it actually happens.

Wow! That is a cool site. I was going through the list and I couldn't believe it, but Freddy Deeb is on there!http://www.state.nj.us/lps/ge/exclusion/anthony_f.htm

I can't believe we are complaining about someone calling three bests with Q5. When you three bet a pot, what do you want your opponent to call you with? Or should everyone just always fold, and let you win the blinds.Personally, I want to win big pots in limit. I know I am not going to win everyone of them. However, I am going to ram and jam when I am leading. If Donkey catches up, so freakin' be it. Tell him good hand. Compliment him on the way he played. ENCOURGE HIS CALLING!! Then, move on to the next hand. Don't waste time worrying about it. Hell, you are so freaked out that you lost with

Would this not be the same as winning $250 playing $2/$4? Seems like an incredible rush, against top players no less. I find that pretty hard to believe.My Opinion Only

Another classic example of how you can't please everyone. :-)

It is Marlboro Ultra Lights. You can pick some up at your local gas station.Yea, for me their tourney selection is outstanding. What do you not like about it? You can play for any amount of $$ you want to play for. Heads up or a 45 person SNG. What would you want that they don't offer?

This is the best line I have seen in sometime..