I Need A New Smell

[dreamcrusher28 0]

My Drakkar and Old Spice are down to their last couple of spritzes, so I need a new cologne. Any suggestions from the ladies or metro-sexuals?Nothing too overpowering, just something that'll drive women wild!! I have almost no sense of smell so I'm clueless as to what's good . I'm willing to spend $150 , maybe a little more if it's real good stuff.

[ajs510 122]

Spanish Fly, $9.99 in the back of any comic book. Good luck out there.

[The Czar 0]

I heard there's some panther stuff out there that supposedly works every time.

[timwakefield 68]

1. You're gay.2. The Beach.

[Yoda 1]

Abercrombie's "Fierce" and Gravity "The force no woman can resist" - What a great slogan haha.

[dreamcrusher28 0]

Done. Lock it up!!

[RodReynolds 87]

Can we just keep it up a little while longer? I need a new taste. Backbacon just isn't working for me anymore. And it's really starting to get annoying, you know, slathering myself in raw pig every morning. Any suggestions?

[Jeepster80125 0]

My Drakkar and Old Spice are down to their last couple of spritzes, so I need a new cologne. Any suggestions from the ladies or metro-sexuals?Nothing too overpowering, just something that'll drive women wild!! I have almost no sense of smell so I'm clueless as to what's good . I'm willing to spend $150 , maybe a little more if it's real good stuff.

Drakkar and Spice = amateur.I wear Victoria's Secret Very Sexy for Him, Number 2.That or the panther.

[Vatche 0]

Eternity

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

PS by Paul SebastionI can't tell you how many women told me they love how it smellsand its pretty cheap.also, a great website to buy cologne/perfumewww.perfumebay.com

[....Ian.... 0]

1. You're gay.

[Dirtydutch 8]

Axe. For serious. The Axe Effect? More Accurately, The Axe Agenda.(I was very close to naming this, "The Amount of Moisture Released from your Axe Can is Directly Proportionate to the Amount of Moisture Released form a Woman's Vagina", but I liked the ring of "The Axe Agenda", so I went with that.)If you use Axe body spray, I hate you. Everyone who uses Axe body spray is a hygienically depraved *******, who uses this product in place of showering (same thing with every other dime store "scent enhancement system," including products from Tag, Adidas, Old Spice, Lysol etc. But, for the sake of continuity, I'll streamline them all into the category of "Axe"). I've actually seen people finish playing a game of hockey, remove their sweat drenched shirt, throw it on the floor, douse it with Axe, redress and head off to work. Everywhere I go, I smell this ****-- the distinct aroma of three days worth of "working out," mixed with a thick coat of truck stop air freshener. I've always admired the people in charge of marketing Axe, as they were able to take what seemed to be the same product used by Hungarian immigrants to clean their toilets, and not only sell it to teenagers in stunning volume, but also convince them that chicks dig it when you smell like a cross between taint and the bathroom at the airport. But I've only just now realized the true scope of their master plan. You see, the Axe marketing team is composed of inactive executives, most of whom have a little trouble with the ladies. The plan was to decommission the rest of the world's male population by rendering their hygienic state unbearable to the opposite sex, while they spent their days harvesting all the sweet, sweet poon. Unfortunately, the one premise they overlooked was that the one thing that really wets a chick's nickers is opportunity for deceit or injustice.

[Shimmering Wang 1]

Just douse yourself in scotch. In my experience, it attracts the perfect kind of woman: the one that won't remember how bad last night was in the morning.Wang

[Dirtydutch 8]

I'll suck a **** on the Goldengate Bridge before I'll wear perfume. Take that however you like.

[brvheart 1,752]

I heard there's some panther stuff out there that supposedly works every time.

Actually you heard incorrectly. Only 60% of the time it works every time.

Axe. For serious. The Axe Effect? More Accurately, The Axe Agenda.(I was very close to naming this, "The Amount of Moisture Released from your Axe Can is Directly Proportionate to the Amount of Moisture Released form a Woman's Vagina", but I liked the ring of "The Axe Agenda", so I went with that.)If you use Axe body spray, I hate you. Everyone who uses Axe body spray is a hygienically depraved *******, who uses this product in place of showering (same thing with every other dime store "scent enhancement system," including products from Tag, Adidas, Old Spice, Lysol etc. But, for the sake of continuity, I'll streamline them all into the category of "Axe"). I've actually seen people finish playing a game of hockey, remove their sweat drenched shirt, throw it on the floor, douse it with Axe, redress and head off to work. Everywhere I go, I smell this ****-- the distinct aroma of three days worth of "working out," mixed with a thick coat of truck stop air freshener. I've always admired the people in charge of marketing Axe, as they were able to take what seemed to be the same product used by Hungarian immigrants to clean their toilets, and not only sell it to teenagers in stunning volume, but also convince them that chicks dig it when you smell like a cross between taint and the bathroom at the airport. But I've only just now realized the true scope of their master plan. You see, the Axe marketing team is composed of inactive executives, most of whom have a little trouble with the ladies. The plan was to decommission the rest of the world's male population by rendering their hygienic state unbearable to the opposite sex, while they spent their days harvesting all the sweet, sweet poon. Unfortunately, the one premise they overlooked was that the one thing that really wets a chick's nickers is opportunity for deceit or injustice.

You like Maddox just a little too much. ps. I, Robot was a good movie.

I'll suck a **** on the Goldengate Bridge before I'll wear perfume. Take that however you like.

You know I like you Dutch, but I'll bet you $1000 that this isn't true. I'll bring the guy and some perfume... you name the time.

[timwakefield 68]

PS by Paul SebastionI can't tell you how many women told me they love how it smellsand its pretty cheap.also, a great website to buy cologne/perfumewww.perfumebay.com

I can't believe you didn't laugh at The Beach.

[Dirtydutch 8]

You like Maddox just a little too much.

I'm proud to say that that's a Dutch original.

You know I like you Dutch, but I'll bet you $1000 that this isn't true. I'll bring the guy and some perfume... you name the time.

"Lindsey: k......meet me behind the Sonny's BBQ on s. ridgewood."

[socalpoker_j 1]

Kenneth Cole: Reaction, Issey Miyake, Chanel Allure. Those are the three brands that I use... women seem to like the smell.

[pockets 0]

Just douse yourself in scotch. In my experience, it attracts the perfect kind of woman: the one that won't remember how bad last night was in the morning.Wang

QFT!...no?

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

I can't believe you didn't laugh at The Beach.

oh, I got it, and appreciated it.

[theresa113 0]

Eternity for Men. I always get weak in the knees when I smell this on men. I have been attracted to men who were wearing this that I would not normally give the time of day. There is just something amazing about this scent.

[socdave01 0]

Nautica Voyagevoted best cologne in FHM magazine

[Wingmaster05 0]

Really ripped abs, Bodman fragrance spray

[_OutKicked_ 0]

i rotate between jean paul gaultier and aqua di gio by armani

[*Lone*Trout* 0]

For your consideration.

*L*T*