BobVersion1 0 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 My friend and I were talking about this last night and how funny it would be if you tried picking up a girl (or guy) in a casino trying to use a poker twist to a pick up line... a couple that we came up with were..."You look as sexy as a Royal Flush"and"Would you be the River to my Royal Flush Draw?"They may be stupid, but I got a laugh from them. Any other good ones? Link to post Share on other sites
simo_8ball 0 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 I can dodge bullets baby. Link to post Share on other sites
Scanner313 0 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 "How'd you like to use MY 7 to fill the gap in your gutshot?"(Feel free to replace the '7' with whichever card is appropriate for your situation. Hopefully she's not on a wheel draw.) Link to post Share on other sites
crazyplaya6 0 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 "wanna see my nuts?" Link to post Share on other sites
crazyplaya6 0 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 "oohhh nice rockets!" Link to post Share on other sites
NoSup4U 0 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Nice set.Mark Link to post Share on other sites
NoShowJones 0 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Do you like to straddle? Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 if you show me your big pair, i'll push all in. once i'm heads up you know i always finish second. Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 "I post in the same poker forum as J.C. Alvarado." Link to post Share on other sites
BobVersion1 0 Posted May 11, 2007 Author Share Posted May 11, 2007 if you show me your big pair, i'll push all in. once i'm heads up you know i always finish second.That is a winner right there if I ever heard one. LOL Link to post Share on other sites
CBass1724 1 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 "Can I get a hoe to go with this rake?" Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 'I'm on a break from a poker tourney... I quite fancy taking you up to my room for the next 15 minutes and f.ucking your brains out. Sound good?'Simple and direct. In Vegas, that's all you need. Link to post Share on other sites
farmist 0 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 if you show me your big pair, i'll push all in. once i'm heads up you know i always finish second.Thought this one through, have we? Link to post Share on other sites
Totalbluff 0 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 I see no chance of any of these working lol. Link to post Share on other sites
Pot Odds RAC 23 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 I guess I gotta pay to see a Flop Link to post Share on other sites
BobVersion1 0 Posted May 11, 2007 Author Share Posted May 11, 2007 I see no chance of any of these working lol.If anyone actually USED these, the shot down rate would be better then Aces actually holding up, but, it's funny to think about... Link to post Share on other sites
Dr_Jeff 0 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 If she reponds "How much are you playing?" you gotta think you're good here. Link to post Share on other sites
BobVersion1 0 Posted May 11, 2007 Author Share Posted May 11, 2007 (Pointing down)... May I flop the nuts... on you? Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Nice push...wanna fck? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 who needs a woman when you have a good hand Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 who needs a woman when you have a good handnot exactly a pick up line.... Link to post Share on other sites
Sportsmack 0 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 who needs a woman when you have a good handheyoooooooooooooooooooo!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Totalbluff 0 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 I didn't realize how hard it might be to pick up a girl without a good line. I guess it is easier for us. Our only line is "you wanna?"Works every time. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 If I were to tell you that you could learn all I know about poker in exchange for letting my penis touch your back, would that be something that you might be interested in? Link to post Share on other sites
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