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I absolutely adore local radio. My absolute favorite format is FM morning drive time talk radio, on a top-40 station. No matter what city you are in, you can count on two terrible white guys and one terrible white girl to make a big deal about things they saw on Facebook. I was just treated to an hour on whether kids should get trophies even when they don't win. I.e. the world's least interesting soapbox. I find it disturbingly compelling, though. It's like one of those old vibrating football games where the pieces just sort of slide around a little and everyone loses interest long before anything happens, but somehow fat people keep calling in to add their thoughts.

 

I choose death over listening to that.

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

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Today, I shall shred. I shall also do other things that don't include laying on the bed while watching tv. It's gonna be a bold day. Having a good poop to start us off.

 

Supposed to start work on Tuesday. I really want to back it up until the following Monday, and by the following Monday, I mean the first Monday in December, but I probably shouldn't push my luck

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Thank you. I post for your enjoyment. She was on the incline leg press and I can see down her shirt but didn't want to risk it with mirrors everywhere. Or be a huge creep. Keep it PG

 

We did exchange smiles. That may be my 3rd wife (Strat logic)

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Why yes, yes it is. How can you tell that? Did you just go with color and guess?

 

It kind of looked like you.

 

 

Did I mention my girlfriend is meeting my mom today at lunch. Girlfriends idea too. So strange. But hey it's something.

 

How did she bring the idea up?

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lol, if you are going to get a bitch coked up, you're going to have to bring the ruckus. Rape play, spanking, cannabutter butt sex, the works.

 

Saw this tweet that reminded me of the above post:

 

@crylenol: [Wu-Tang Pot Luck]

"All I brought was the ruckus"

"Yea, me too."

"Did anyone not bring the ruckus?"

*silence*

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That guy has horrible squat form

 

What guy?

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Also, Ronnie, tell that girl I think she's yummy.

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Did I mention my girlfriend is meeting my mom today at lunch. Girlfriends idea too. So strange. But hey it's something.

 

I'm in the car and I don't really want to go in.

 

 

Please stop using the phrase girlfriend. Unless we're using it in the 1940's context where a girl lives across the street and the families are close and it's an arranged, in the future thing.

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the lunch went fine if you were wondering. the girlfriend has been putting in more effort lately so i'll take that. it's her birthday on friday and we have dinner with friends and movie plans. things could be worse.

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