Mr. Zimmerlin 13 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 I enjoy symbolism and metaphor so much, I arrange my time schedule to allow for MAXIMUM ENJOYMENT. I enjoy symbolism and metaphor so much, I will purposely READ NOVELS by authors who SHARE MY VIEW. I enjoy symbolism and metaphor so much, everyday circumstances become INFUSED WITH MEANING, sometimes UNWARRANTED. This causes my peers to believe that I am MISINTERPRETING REALITY. I enjoy symbolism and metaphor so much, I underestimate the importance of other LITERARY TECHNIQUES, to my own detriment. This self-awareness of my own weaknesses should lead me to strive to correct them, BUT IT DOES NOT. Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 I like cake. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Wang, is that you? Link to post Share on other sites
DoinSublime 0 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Seriously, are you a Fraggle Rock character? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Wang, is that you?I would guess what's-his-name...you know...the literature snob...I'm blanking... Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 I would guess Dirty Dutch Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 I assume wang, but whoever it is, they GOT IT GOING ON Link to post Share on other sites
DCJ001 0 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 I enjoy symbolism and metaphor so much, I arrange my time schedule to allow for MAXIMUM ENJOYMENT.I enjoy symbolism and metaphor so much, I will purposely READ NOVELS by authors who SHARE MY VIEW.I enjoy symbolism and metaphor so much, everyday circumstances become INFUSED WITH MEANING, sometimes UNWARRANTED. This causes my peers to believe that I am MISINTERPRETING REALITY.I enjoy symbolism and metaphor so much, I underestimate the importance of other LITERARY TECHNIQUES, to my own detriment. This self-awareness of my own weaknesses should lead me to strive to correct them, BUT IT DOES NOT.You accidentally registered for the wrong site. Here's the one that you want:http://www.fullcontactenglish.comGo get 'em! Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Q: What's a metaphor?A: For a-wiping you a-feet... Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Mr Zim, I totally agree that metaphor is slicker then grease. Another quality thread, keep them coming my friend. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Mr Zim, I totally agree that metaphor is slicker then grease. Another quality thread, keep them coming my friend.I'd bet Strat's virginity that this is your account. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I'd bet Strat's virginity that this is your account.Now, let me make sure I have this straight...If you win the bet, you get to take it. If she wins the bet, you get to take it.Right? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Now, let me make sure I have this straight...If you win the bet, you get to take it. If she wins the bet, you get to take it.Right?clearly Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Zimmerlin 13 Posted April 27, 2007 Author Share Posted April 27, 2007 If you're Chinese and you hear a man reciting poetry in Japanese, I think it's OK TO BE CONFUSED. Even still, if you're honest with yourself, you'd have to wonder WHAT IS THAT GUY TRYING TO SAY? Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I’m amused by, if nothing else, the sheer audacity of the pretention of the thread, but it wasn’t me. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I’m amused by, if nothing else, the sheer audacity of the pretention of the thread, but it wasn’t me.no, no, you're missing the point. he's using caps in an EMPHASIZING WAY.I may add this guy as a friend. Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Zimmerlin 13 Posted May 9, 2007 Author Share Posted May 9, 2007 Musings From A Man Who Works At A Job Everyday at work, I complete an ARRAY OF TASKS. Usually the order is important, but some days the ORDER DOES NOT MATTER. Those, along with flag day, are the days I LIVE FOR. Even though I get paid for 8 hours per day, I usually only work for SEVEN AND A HALF. I get two fifteen minute breaks to RECHARGE MY BATTERIES. If my boss is reading this, allow me to REITERATE MY THANKS. Some Fridays are “Casual Fridays”. Most people dress down on those days, but to me, nothing says casual like HIGH HEELS AND A CAPE. Link to post Share on other sites
Allison Stokke 2 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Musings From A Man Who Works At A Job Everyday at work, I complete an ARRAY OF TASKS. Usually the order is important, but some days the ORDER DOES NOT MATTER. Those, along with flag day, are the days I LIVE FOR.Even though I get paid for 8 hours per day, I usually only work for SEVEN AND A HALF. I get two fifteen minute breaks to RECHARGE MY BATTERIES. If my boss is reading this, allow me to REITERATE MY THANKS.Some Fridays are “Casual Fridays”. Most people dress down on those days, but to me, nothing says casual like HIGH HEELS AND A CAPE.I find you incredibly STIMULATING. My vaginal cavity is moist WITH ANTICIPATION. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 teneight, is that you? Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 I don't know if I've weiged in before on Mr. Zimmerlin, but let me say that I'm absolutely floored. Whoever's doing this is a fucking genius. Musings from a Man Who Enjoys Zimmerlin More than Most:I enjoy Zimmerlin so much that I often find myself DAYDREAMING about what it might be like to SHARE A CASUAL DRINK with him.I enjoy Zimmerlin so much that I've considered NAMING A DOG after him, but never a child because that MIGHT BE OVER THE LINE.I enjoy Zimmerlin so much that I filled his name in as the answer to a CROSSWORD clue: 9 letters, legendary FUNNY MAN.I enjoy Zimmerlin so much that I've taken to saying "ZIM IT UP" or SOME SIMILAR VARIANT when I'm referring to UNUSUALLY STRANGE humor.Wang Link to post Share on other sites
scram 1 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Whoever's doing this is a fucking genius.Agreed 100%. Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 teneight, is that you?askedWhoever's doing this is a fucking genius.answeredZimmerlin enjoys a good doggie dry hump as much as ANYONE. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 I'd bet Strat's virginity that this is your account.I enjoy metaphor so much I would STROKE HIS EGO for hours ON END. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Unlike Mr. Zimmerlin, I have found symbolism to be THE GREATEST THING for those who PARTAKE IN DRUGS.I have also found SIMILIE to be much more REFRESHING than something like a METAPHOR. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Well whoever Mr. Zimmerlin is, we can rest assured that MANY MORE PEOPLE have come to love the stylistic method of typing in caps to EMPHASIZE MEANING. Link to post Share on other sites
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