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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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This bourbon thing has Beanie Baby elements to it.

Has it entered the 'full ego' phase yet where the uber-desirable brand/vintage has been crowned and the dumbest participants are hysterical in driving up the price to get (whatever that is)? Because that's when you know the pain is just around the corner...

 

http://www.wsj.com/a...rrel-1418004595

 

Seems bourbon makers learned a lesson from the ammo market. Noting drives buying and hording like artificial scarcity.

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Driving to Oregon for the umteenth time is also the nut low. Think I'm going to give the BBQ place I ate at a couple weeks ago a second chance.

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If that happened, titly would go full blown liberal and beg for gun control just to make sure he couldn't get his hands on a piece and blow his own brains out.

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I don't think that would happen but it made me laugh.

 

i wish i could be on the road with you tilty. on the times we would have. THE TIMES.

 

Right? Like when booking my hotel for tomorrow I chose the lesser Hampton Inn over the better Hilton Garden Inn because this particular Hilton Garden Inn has the worst tv channel selection of anywhere I've stayed.

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Fo sho.

 

Second time to the BBQ joint was much better. Ribs were moist, tender and very good. I like a little more smoke on them but that's a personal choice thing. Tried Mac and cheese and BBQ beans for sides. Both were good, nothing that made you go Wow! But good.

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Even a king bed feels a little crowded with two adults, a baby in a bassinet, and two cats. Would prefer just the two adults, but it's easier to put the pacifier back in as opposed to hopping out of bed every ten minutes. As for the cats, they are spoiled...so when we shut them out of the bedroom, every other night they paw at the door and meow repeatedly. At least they're sleeping at the foot of the bed tonight.

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Hey Naps, "On fleek," was a finalist for the OED for word of the year. Unfortunately, it lost to an emoji of the face laughing-til-crying.

 

Maybe next year. Or maybe they added it also, it just didn't win. I'm not really sure.

 

I hit at least 10.3/MBPS downloading some Star Wars blurays last night. Highlight of the week so far.

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Ron and I would be such solid friends if we lived in the same town. It's a shame really.

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