CobaltBlue 662 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 I felt this thread deserved a bump...(I think the cat's playing Chinese Poker.) Link to post Share on other sites
Janfor99 0 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 1. 2.The game is 5 Card Draw, no Jokers. The Cat! Unreadable.Clearly the cat has maintained control and is concentrating on the game, while the Dog has hit the bottle and is resorting to that 'putting the whammy' look on my master...."you will fold to my raises....you will pass the JB....you will get me a treat, too" ..the dog is on TILT! Link to post Share on other sites
HermanKahn 0 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Cats are tournament players, dogs annihilate the cash games. Final table at the CSOP:...I guess some people find cats useful to have around when poker gets boring: QUESTION FROM Wessdaddy42: mike are you drunk right now?ANSWER FROM Mike Matusow: nlo jsut jacked off on my cat LOL!! Link to post Share on other sites
Jam-Fly 8 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 The cat owns. He is playing small pot poker, slowing crushing his opponents. While the dog is there building some massive pots with mediocre hands.Cat(btw, anyone notice if you add up BK (2+11) and JC (10+3) you get (unlucky for some) 13. That's kinda crazy and I don't care what anyone says Link to post Share on other sites
SpiderGuard 0 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 F U. look at the angle of cat's stare. he's looking at your hands, watching your fingers tremble ever so slightly as you move for chips. SICK READS.+1. Cats are sick at paying attention to every thing that goes on around them. Dogs are just looking for a leg to hump or a fire hydrant to piss on. Link to post Share on other sites
QED 4 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 As pointed out previously I've had to go with cat as he's unreadable but also he appears to have a rather large chip stack accumulated compared to dogs poor showing. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Does a cat have a poker website named after him? I ain't seen BoCat poker. Nuff said... Also, Doggystyle !! I don't think they named a position after cat. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Also, Doggystyle !! I don't think they named a position after cat.Doggystyle is worthless without the pussy. Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Doggystyle is worthless without the pussy.Some sickiespeople would disagree. Link to post Share on other sites
quadaces 0 Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 Cat, he has more chips in front of him Link to post Share on other sites
DOG 0 Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 c'mon assholesVote is tied.You know who powns Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 c'mon assholesVote is tied.You know who pownsYa rly. CATS BABY! Link to post Share on other sites
HermanKahn 0 Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 I can't believe nobody's done it yet... Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 You know who powns Link to post Share on other sites
xzanos 0 Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 I can't believe nobody's done it yet...Dog on the left drew to a pair of deuces. Dog onthe right is hiding cards in the chair next to him. And it's not even a good card. CAT. AINEC. Link to post Share on other sites
Jam-Fly 8 Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 I think it also should be noted that in the kids TV show "catdog" cat was always the smart one.Cat pwns AINEC Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted March 28, 2007 Author Share Posted March 28, 2007 Who will emerge victorious? Link to post Share on other sites
GetSprung 0 Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 41-40 Dog. Game...blouses Link to post Share on other sites
NoSup4U 0 Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 That cat is unreadableI love that checkymcfold's post dominate the first page of this thread. And how am I just seeing it now for the first time?Also, the quote above made me lol at 3am in the morning.Mark Link to post Share on other sites
TB17 0 Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Since Mark bumped it, GO DOG GO. Link to post Share on other sites
Potsie P 0 Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 DOG.Short Term Reason: Cat could've raised but elected to call.Long Term Reason: Cat far more likely to go on tilt with a bad beat, because dog's forget sh*t, like, three seconds after it happens. A great trait for poker. Link to post Share on other sites
Incubus77546 0 Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 I dont know who to vote for... I like Dogs way more than Cats, but wouldnt a dog wag his tail when he picks up a good hand? Link to post Share on other sites
sixhands 0 Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 I would take pussy over a bitch any day.just sayin Link to post Share on other sites
checkymcfold 0 Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 I WILL PLAY ANY OF YOU TARDS THAT VOTED FOR DOG HU FOR ROLLZ. SHIP IT. Link to post Share on other sites
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