HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 it's days like this that I bless the fact that I stuck my nuts in the microwave daily.if i wasn't sick with a sore throat, i would be laughing so hard that i would disturb the whole house. Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted January 5, 2007 Author Share Posted January 5, 2007 Condom??? Just sayin.Oh yeah, that too. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 From now on, confine your sexual activity to road head from hitchhikers. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 i can't believe it took 4 pages for this to show up.....we should all be ashamed.... Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Karma usually wins out. I'm going to have to take the view that you got what you deserved. Don't **** with someone elses girlfriend no matter how much of a hot slut she is. If you didn't, you wouldn't be in this predicament.Wives are fair game though...right? right?!! Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Uh oh.you're telling me. one more week to go.Condom??? Just sayin.a what? Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 a what?It's a piece of rubber that you wrap around yourself so you can have sex without actually touching your partner. Link to post Share on other sites
Love4hockey 0 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 It's a piece of rubber that you wrap around yourself so you can have sex without actually touching your partner.So only use one with fat girls? Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 It's a piece of rubber that you wrap around yourself so you can have sex without actually touching your partner.i have plenty of that Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 So only use one with fat girls?No, ugly ones too. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 It's a piece of rubber that you wrap around yourself so you can have sex without actually touching your partner. Link to post Share on other sites
CrackofmyACE 1 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Send her over to CrackofmyACE's abortion clinic."You rape 'em! We scrape 'em!" Link to post Share on other sites
throwemaway 0 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 **** paying $300, goto target and get one of these and mail it to them.LoooooooolThat or have a conversation with her near the top of a flight of stairs..Then accidentally push her..I like that method Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted January 6, 2007 Author Share Posted January 6, 2007 LoooooooolThat or have a conversation with her near the top of a flight of stairs..Then accidentally push her..I like that methodHmmm...we do actually work on the 2nd floor of an office building. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 a what? It's a piece of rubber that you wrap around yourself so you can have sex without actually touching your partner.That doesn't sound like very much fun. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 That doesn't sound like very much fun.have you seen the women I generally have sex with? Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 have you seen the women I generally have sex with?Those are women? Link to post Share on other sites
cu in 4years Dan 1 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 my cousin got knocked up and (the details are too personal) the fact that she is going to have a baby is going to LITERALLY split the family apart.needless to say when the guy turned up on christmas day my uncle put him into hospital. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 my cousin got knocked up and (the details are too personal) the fact that she is going to have a baby is going to LITERALLY split the family apart.needless to say when the guy turned up on christmas day my uncle put him into hospital.what do they call white trash in austrailia? Link to post Share on other sites
fleung22 1 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 what do they call white trash in austrailia?aussies? Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 does anyone else call a pair of jacks 'pocket abortions'? Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 does anyone else call a pair of jacks 'pocket abortions'?I do now Link to post Share on other sites
fleung22 1 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 does anyone else call a pair of jacks 'pocket abortions'?i don't get it Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 i don't get it JJ = fish hooks Link to post Share on other sites
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