magnus72 0 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 I disagree...explosive diarrhea wins.My best was I called in and said its coming out of both ends. Didnt need to give any more explanation after that. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 editI guess I'm as dumb as I thought Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 We just got new hardwood floors in our house last week, and I have dropped food on the floor at least 3 times and picked it up and ate it because "they're new, so they're clean."This is not good thinking Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 You know what? I really enjoy the Bourne movies. I can watch them pretty much over and over again, like Shawshank.WangI always thought Matt Damon was a Streisand, but he is rocking the shit in those movies. Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 I think my underwear are on crooked today, because the fly seems to be off to one side. The weird thing is they fit normally otherwise.I think this is weird that this can happen. Link to post Share on other sites
coesillian 0 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 I told you I wanted a pyrex dildo. Observation: Men never listen.Pyrex, so you can go from the freezer to the oven Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 I always thought Matt Damon was a Streisand, but he is rocking the shit in those movies.I just wanna observe that I love this man. I'm not nearly as gay as Mr. Mexico (aka, King Gay, aka, King Butt, aka, FuxFuxBoyBoy), but I'm still slightly attracted to his raw masculine... his raw masculine.... his raw masculine feminine allure.Wang Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 You know what? I really enjoy the Bourne movies. I can watch them pretty much over and over again, like Shawshank.WangAgreed. I enjoy the second one the most, because I have a strange love/hate relationship with Julia Styles. I want to marry her in some movies, and beat the ever loving crap out of her in others. The Bourne Supremacy, however, is a good character for her.My observation: Clerks 2 may be one of my favorite movies. This could also go the other thread with the unpopular opinions, but I enjoy it more then the original. :closes eyes and waits for the shit to hit the fan: Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 It's raining out and it's mildly warm in November in Chicago. The world is ending. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Agreed. I enjoy the second one the most, because I have a strange love/hate relationship with Julia Styles. I want to marry her in some movies, and beat the ever loving crap out of her in others. The Bourne Supremacy, however, is a good character for her.My observation: Clerks 2 may be one of my favorite movies. This could also go the other thread with the unpopular opinions, but I enjoy it more then the original. :closes eyes and waits for the shit to hit the fan:I agree about the Stizzle.I hate both Clerks movies with a furious passion.Wang Link to post Share on other sites
cuddlemonkey 0 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 It's raining out and it's mildly warm in November in Chicago. The world is ending.World ending? That's bad for business, you know. Link to post Share on other sites
AcesUp46 0 Posted November 30, 2006 Author Share Posted November 30, 2006 My favorite waitress at a nearby restaurant looked really hot today. Link to post Share on other sites
AcesUp46 0 Posted November 30, 2006 Author Share Posted November 30, 2006 The song Vertigo by U2 opens with "Un, dos, tres, catorce!!"...One, two, three, fourteen?? Link to post Share on other sites
The Czar 0 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 You can't get away with drinking 19 beers and then showing up to work at 8 am without achieving a high level hangover.It's nice to be able to wear the same thing to work today that I wore on Monday because I'm the only one in the office today. Link to post Share on other sites
DonkSlayer 1 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 The refreshment of 8 hours total cumulative sleep in a day does not equal the refreshment of 8 straight hours of sleep at night. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 I think my underwear are on crooked today, because the fly seems to be off to one side. The weird thing is they fit normally otherwise.I think this is weird that this can happen. I had the same observation yesterday. I seems I would get some "Hangout" at the worst possible time. I bet if I wore velvetine pants, hangout would be a good thing. Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 There's hardly any pepper in the pepper condiment packets you get at fast food places. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 People on this forum don't read enough sweet books. But people on book forums read too many, thus making me look bad. Link to post Share on other sites
DonkSlayer 1 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Apparently in VA, May follows November. It's freakin warm outside. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Apparently in VA, May follows November. It's freakin warm outside.It's hot here, too. Global Warming? I'll be damned. Link to post Share on other sites
The Czar 0 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Just to update the Chicago weather forecast, we are expecting between 9-13 inches of snow by late tomorrow night. All is well with the world. Although, that guy who invented the Internet may be onto something with that whole Global Warming theory. Now for an observation:I hold parking meter maids in the same regard as I do insurgents. Link to post Share on other sites
fatman 1 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 It's hot here, too. Global Warming? I'll be damned.I'm all for global warming if the temperatures will stay like this until spring. Link to post Share on other sites
fatman 1 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 I really enjoy eating Funyons...They are pretty good Link to post Share on other sites
myenemy 0 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Largely, women aim to complicate matters and men aim to simplify them. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 There's hardly any pepper in the pepper condiment packets you get at fast food places.And there's way too much salt in the salt condiment packets Link to post Share on other sites
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