brvheart 1,752 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 People that order food in a restaurant by saying, "I'll do the ________" or "Im going to do the ________".Are you simply observing this happening? Or did you place this in the wrong thread due to retardity. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Wives, Fiances, and Girlfriends are hard to shop for. It's even harder if you have one that refuses to tell you what she wants for Christmas.Buy her a tiny yappy dog. It's a gift you'll both enjoy. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Buy her a tiny yappy dog. It's a gift you'll both enjoy.Check, minus the "yappy" part. Daddy doesn't put up with "yappy", Daddy smacks the foo-foo dog across the room when "yappy" happens. Link to post Share on other sites
ForRealDD 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 When Gabe Kaplan survives an all in, do his table mates say it ? Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Nova Scotia. It's East of New York/Ontario, so we get another hour before you cross the pond.Observation: McDonalds' coke tastes better than regular coke. That is so true.Observation: The easiest excuse for calling in sick to get away with is a sinus infection.Wives, Fiances, and Girlfriends are hard to shop for. It's even harder if you have one that refuses to tell you what she wants for Christmas.I told you I wanted a pyrex dildo. Observation: Men never listen. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Observation: The easiest excuse for calling in sick to get away with is a sinus infection.I disagree...explosive diarrhea wins. Link to post Share on other sites
AcesUp46 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Author Share Posted November 28, 2006 I just my Chinese takeout of Mongorian beef for dinner and I realized that I've been had. There's way too much onion in it compared to the beef. I feel shortchanged. My fortune cookie better be good.... Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Some beers taste better on tap(ie. Guiness), others taste better bottled (ie. Heiniken)They both suck IMOBud Light all the way. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I disagree...explosive diarrhea wins.True. I've gone over this in detail in more than one thread. It's that or the fake plumber excuse.They both suck IMOBud Light all the way.Aadams_22 knows absolutely nothing about beer. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 You know what? I really enjoy the Bourne movies. I can watch them pretty much over and over again, like Shawshank.Wang Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Aadams_22 knows absolutely nothing about beer.to each their own...I know what I like and I like anything that comes from Anheuser-Buschmaybe I'm biased because it's my local brewery, but I likes itYou know what? I really enjoy the Bourne movies. I can watch them pretty much over and over again, like Shawshank.QFT Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 to each their own...I know what I like and I like anything that comes from Anheuser-Buschmaybe I'm biased because it's my local brewery, but I likes itObs. #2- Aadams has a problem with pronoun/antecedent agreement. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Wives, Fiances, and Girlfriends are hard to shop for. It's even harder if you have one that refuses to tell you what she wants for Christmas.Duh... name a star after her Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 True. I've gone over this in detail in more than one thread. It's that or the fake plumber excuse.There's a thread about being sick for work?!? Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 You know what? I really enjoy the Bourne movies. I can watch them pretty much over and over again, like Shawshank.Wangcan't wait for the Bourne Ultimatum. after that I'll read the books. yes, I realize the books and movies are not very similar.observation: it's a cold night for northern california Link to post Share on other sites
AcesUp46 0 Posted November 29, 2006 Author Share Posted November 29, 2006 The past 3 years, it snowed on Thanksgiving Day or the day after it. This year, it's been rather warm Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 I told you I wanted a pyrex dildo. Observation: Men never listen.I wasn't talking about you, and I threw in the matching butt plug you wanted as well. Observation: Women jump to conclusions that are rarely based in fact. Link to post Share on other sites
solderz 0 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Socks are for people who are afraid of their shoes Link to post Share on other sites
myenemy 0 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Are you simply observing this happening? Or did you place this in the wrong thread due to retardity.The forum Chief Wiggum strikes again. It was an observation. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Trashy fiction is so much better when you're a drunk than literature, unless said literature is written by a notable alcoholic (which is, like, all of it). Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 What do you do when you fart and a little liquid comes out? Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 What do you do when you fart and a little liquid comes out?Give up gay sex? Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Give up gay sex?I couldn't do that, you like it too much. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 I couldn't do that, you like it too much.like? LOVE!Suggestion #2 - put the butt plug back in. Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 like? LOVE!Suggestion #2 - put the butt plug back in.yes SIR.BTW I think you left it in your car. Link to post Share on other sites
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