canateian 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 stupid mongorrianswont let me build my chitty wall Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 So i work in grocery store. Lady comes up to the customer service booth today with a container of sour cream. "I don't think this sour cheese is any good. Look at all the stuff in there," she says, pointing to the specs of green laced throughout the cream.Booth girl: "Ma'am, this is sour cream with chives with in it" .Lady:"What? No, i'm saying this cream isn't any good. Look at all the green things"Booth girl:"Ma'am, you bought sour cream with chives in it. The green things are the chives."Lady:" Oh, ok."Theraflu: "Excuse me, ma'am? Yes, you: the one in line. You're a cunt. Yeah. You heard me. I hate every single iota of your existence." Link to post Share on other sites
AceJackOffS 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 guy on Deal or no deal turns down 147,000 with 3 cases left500,00010010ends up getting 10 bucks Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 guy on Deal or no deal turns down 147,000 with 3 cases left500,00010010ends up getting 10 bucksI think they just pick the dumbest, greediest people they can find for that show, people make such ridiculous decisions. Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 i observed that my mouse for my computer sucks and i would like a new one... Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 guy on Deal or no deal turns down 147,000 with 3 cases left500,00010010ends up getting 10 bucksI make plenty of random EV bitchy arguments from time-ta-time, but I'd hop on this one in a heartbeat. This is because I'm a fucking pussy. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 After spending 2 hours in the car driving in the snow, phucking snow, I want nothing more than a phucking beer and my poker laptop to warm my balls. Link to post Share on other sites
AcesUp46 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Author Share Posted November 28, 2006 I just took a piss in my library bathroom and I saw this piece of paper on the urinal. It said "Dyslexics of the world, untie!" Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I was in the bathroom, and above the urinal there was a sign posted that said, "Please do not put cigarette butts in the urinal."Someone had written in permanent marker below, "It makes them soggy and difficult to light." Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I was in the bathroom, and above the urinal there was a sign posted that said, "Please do not put cigarette butts in the urinal."Someone had written in permanent marker below, "It makes them soggy and difficult to untie."Easily the lamest post-fix of alltime. It made me giggle, though... Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 i observed that my mouse for my computer sucks and i would like a new one...I have a Logitech wireless mouse that I purchased from Target for about $15. It's pretty cool. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Greasy breading crumbs leftover on the plate from Long John Silver's rule.Can you say coronary?you know you can order a whole box for to go orders, in store they just dump some on the plate. They're freeeeeeeeee..... I look forward to my future bypass surgery.... Link to post Share on other sites
coesillian 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Some beers taste better on tap(ie. Guiness), others taste better bottled (ie. Heiniken) Link to post Share on other sites
AceJackOffS 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I make plenty of random EV bitchy arguments from time-ta-time, but I'd hop on this one in a heartbeat. This is because I'm a fucking pussy.I'm definetly with you on this. It seems like well 66 percent of the time...but it is really alot of money OR almost no money Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 I have a Logitech wireless mouse that I purchased from Target for about $15. It's pretty cool.Wow. I observed the same thing as showstopper last night as well. Then today I went and bought a Logitech (optimum or something like that? you know the one with a lazer instead of a ball). I got it with a wire though, because in the past, I've observed that wireless mice make me angry. Link to post Share on other sites
pocktdeuces 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Wow. I observed the same thing as showstopper last night as well. Then today I went and bought a Logitech (optimum or something like that? you know the one with a lazer instead of a ball). I got it with a wire though, because in the past, I've observed that wireless mice are too easy to throw.fyp Link to post Share on other sites
myenemy 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 People that order food in a restaurant by saying, "I'll do the ________" or "Im going to do the ________". Link to post Share on other sites
AcesUp46 0 Posted November 28, 2006 Author Share Posted November 28, 2006 i think that was meI saw you picking your nose too...really uncool, especially while in a Subway's line.Also, everytime I buy fried chicken from Harold's Chicken Shack in Southside Chicago, I notice that I am the only Asian there. I like mild sauce with my order of 5-wing dinner. It comes with 2 slices of white bread, coleslaw and fries too. YUMMM... Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 If NBA nets were as high as my laundry basket, I'd be an All-Star. Link to post Share on other sites
dEv~ 19 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 It's much better to be pissed off then pissed on. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Theraflu wins this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 The Hideout: 5.81Chateau de Sexe: 8.99 (That's very close to 9)Other one: 7.10bahahahaha Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 -29c (really fucking cold-Farenhiet) is really cold. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Wives, Fiances, and Girlfriends are hard to shop for. It's even harder if you have one that refuses to tell you what she wants for Christmas. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Wives, Fiances, and Girlfriends are hard to shop for. It's even harder if you have one that refuses to tell you what she wants for Christmas.Anything shiny works. Link to post Share on other sites
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