dreamcrusher28 0 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 My Drakkar and Old Spice are down to their last couple of spritzes, so I need a new cologne. Any suggestions from the ladies or metro-sexuals?Nothing too overpowering, just something that'll drive women wild!! I have almost no sense of smell so I'm clueless as to what's good . I'm willing to spend $150 , maybe a little more if it's real good stuff. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Spanish Fly, $9.99 in the back of any comic book. Good luck out there. Link to post Share on other sites
The Czar 0 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I heard there's some panther stuff out there that supposedly works every time. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 1. You're gay.2. The Beach. Link to post Share on other sites
Yoda 1 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Abercrombie's "Fierce" and Gravity "The force no woman can resist" - What a great slogan haha. Link to post Share on other sites
dreamcrusher28 0 Posted October 27, 2006 Author Share Posted October 27, 2006 Done. Lock it up!! Link to post Share on other sites
RodReynolds 87 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Can we just keep it up a little while longer? I need a new taste. Backbacon just isn't working for me anymore. And it's really starting to get annoying, you know, slathering myself in raw pig every morning. Any suggestions? Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 My Drakkar and Old Spice are down to their last couple of spritzes, so I need a new cologne. Any suggestions from the ladies or metro-sexuals?Nothing too overpowering, just something that'll drive women wild!! I have almost no sense of smell so I'm clueless as to what's good . I'm willing to spend $150 , maybe a little more if it's real good stuff.Drakkar and Spice = amateur.I wear Victoria's Secret Very Sexy for Him, Number 2.That or the panther. Link to post Share on other sites
Vatche 0 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Eternity Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 PS by Paul SebastionI can't tell you how many women told me they love how it smellsand its pretty cheap.also, a great website to buy cologne/perfumewww.perfumebay.com Link to post Share on other sites
....Ian.... 0 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 1. You're gay. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Axe. For serious. The Axe Effect? More Accurately, The Axe Agenda.(I was very close to naming this, "The Amount of Moisture Released from your Axe Can is Directly Proportionate to the Amount of Moisture Released form a Woman's Vagina", but I liked the ring of "The Axe Agenda", so I went with that.)If you use Axe body spray, I hate you. Everyone who uses Axe body spray is a hygienically depraved *******, who uses this product in place of showering (same thing with every other dime store "scent enhancement system," including products from Tag, Adidas, Old Spice, Lysol etc. But, for the sake of continuity, I'll streamline them all into the category of "Axe"). I've actually seen people finish playing a game of hockey, remove their sweat drenched shirt, throw it on the floor, douse it with Axe, redress and head off to work. Everywhere I go, I smell this ****-- the distinct aroma of three days worth of "working out," mixed with a thick coat of truck stop air freshener. I've always admired the people in charge of marketing Axe, as they were able to take what seemed to be the same product used by Hungarian immigrants to clean their toilets, and not only sell it to teenagers in stunning volume, but also convince them that chicks dig it when you smell like a cross between taint and the bathroom at the airport. But I've only just now realized the true scope of their master plan. You see, the Axe marketing team is composed of inactive executives, most of whom have a little trouble with the ladies. The plan was to decommission the rest of the world's male population by rendering their hygienic state unbearable to the opposite sex, while they spent their days harvesting all the sweet, sweet poon. Unfortunately, the one premise they overlooked was that the one thing that really wets a chick's nickers is opportunity for deceit or injustice. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Just douse yourself in scotch. In my experience, it attracts the perfect kind of woman: the one that won't remember how bad last night was in the morning.Wang Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I'll suck a **** on the Goldengate Bridge before I'll wear perfume. Take that however you like. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I heard there's some panther stuff out there that supposedly works every time. Actually you heard incorrectly. Only 60% of the time it works every time.Axe. For serious. The Axe Effect? More Accurately, The Axe Agenda.(I was very close to naming this, "The Amount of Moisture Released from your Axe Can is Directly Proportionate to the Amount of Moisture Released form a Woman's Vagina", but I liked the ring of "The Axe Agenda", so I went with that.)If you use Axe body spray, I hate you. Everyone who uses Axe body spray is a hygienically depraved *******, who uses this product in place of showering (same thing with every other dime store "scent enhancement system," including products from Tag, Adidas, Old Spice, Lysol etc. But, for the sake of continuity, I'll streamline them all into the category of "Axe"). I've actually seen people finish playing a game of hockey, remove their sweat drenched shirt, throw it on the floor, douse it with Axe, redress and head off to work. Everywhere I go, I smell this ****-- the distinct aroma of three days worth of "working out," mixed with a thick coat of truck stop air freshener. I've always admired the people in charge of marketing Axe, as they were able to take what seemed to be the same product used by Hungarian immigrants to clean their toilets, and not only sell it to teenagers in stunning volume, but also convince them that chicks dig it when you smell like a cross between taint and the bathroom at the airport. But I've only just now realized the true scope of their master plan. You see, the Axe marketing team is composed of inactive executives, most of whom have a little trouble with the ladies. The plan was to decommission the rest of the world's male population by rendering their hygienic state unbearable to the opposite sex, while they spent their days harvesting all the sweet, sweet poon. Unfortunately, the one premise they overlooked was that the one thing that really wets a chick's nickers is opportunity for deceit or injustice. You like Maddox just a little too much. ps. I, Robot was a good movie.I'll suck a **** on the Goldengate Bridge before I'll wear perfume. Take that however you like.You know I like you Dutch, but I'll bet you $1000 that this isn't true. I'll bring the guy and some perfume... you name the time. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 PS by Paul SebastionI can't tell you how many women told me they love how it smellsand its pretty cheap.also, a great website to buy cologne/perfumewww.perfumebay.comI can't believe you didn't laugh at The Beach. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 You like Maddox just a little too much.I'm proud to say that that's a Dutch original.You know I like you Dutch, but I'll bet you $1000 that this isn't true. I'll bring the guy and some perfume... you name the time."Lindsey: k......meet me behind the Sonny's BBQ on s. ridgewood." Link to post Share on other sites
socalpoker_j 1 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Kenneth Cole: Reaction, Issey Miyake, Chanel Allure. Those are the three brands that I use... women seem to like the smell. Link to post Share on other sites
pockets 0 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Just douse yourself in scotch. In my experience, it attracts the perfect kind of woman: the one that won't remember how bad last night was in the morning.WangQFT!...no? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 I can't believe you didn't laugh at The Beach. oh, I got it, and appreciated it. Link to post Share on other sites
theresa113 0 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Eternity for Men. I always get weak in the knees when I smell this on men. I have been attracted to men who were wearing this that I would not normally give the time of day. There is just something amazing about this scent. Link to post Share on other sites
socdave01 0 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Nautica Voyagevoted best cologne in FHM magazine Link to post Share on other sites
Wingmaster05 0 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Really ripped abs, Bodman fragrance spray Link to post Share on other sites
_OutKicked_ 0 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 i rotate between jean paul gaultier and aqua di gio by armani Link to post Share on other sites
*Lone*Trout* 0 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 For your consideration. *L*T* Link to post Share on other sites
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