doudave 0 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 took out the observer chat part but you get the point. English not first language though.Mike Matusow: it measns everybody crys how horrible the structue is at finsaltalbes andhow they fk us but they allstillplay an dimnot lyaingany wpts tillthey change it Mike Matusow: i think the ones suing r correct but i think ther is no need for that right nowMike Matusow: i just think the routof line to comeinto ourtourn an dfilm 4hrs an dchage the structures jsut for the rtv show Mike Matusow: so we cna flip coins for millions of dollars Mike Matusow: im agist itMike Matusow: so what u play perfect for 5 day sget to finaland flip coins for allthe moneyMike Matusow: they just dont car a chit abou tus so they wont have meMike Matusow: they stilljuice us 300 a man tooMike Matusow: loljokethat isMike Matusow: nMike Matusow: they do ther jsut whoresMike Matusow: they allrMike Matusow: k im done now need to flcusMike Matusow: daniels a whore tooMike Matusow: cause they rrrrrrrwhoresssssSxMxF: wow Link to post Share on other sites
The Nuts 0 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Holy ****, doesn't Mike speak English? Link to post Share on other sites
Rman3911 0 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Somebody needs to go back to middle school for typing class. Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Hard to type with blow in front of you and strippers giving you lap dances at your computer desk. Link to post Share on other sites
doudave 0 Posted August 27, 2006 Author Share Posted August 27, 2006 and he only was playing one table at the time, he always spells like that. Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyJoe 0 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Hard to type with blow in front of you and strippers giving you lap dances at your computer desk.wow, those jokes never get old.(sw) Link to post Share on other sites
alexruimy 0 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Here ya go. Using my Mike->English translator:Mike Matusow: It means everybody cries how horrible the structure is at final tables and how they **** us, but they all still play. I'm not playing any WPTs 'til they change it.Mike Matusow: I think the ones suing are correct, but I think there is no need for that right now.Mike Matusow: I just think they're out of line to come into our tournament and film for hours and then change the structures just for the TV show so we can flip coins for millions ofdollars.Mike Matusow: I'm against it.Mike Matusow: So what, you play perfect for 5 days to get to the final table and flip coins for all the money?Mike Matusow: They just don't give a **** about us. So they won't have me.Mike Matusow: They still juice us 300 a man too.Mike Matusow: What a joke that is.Mike Matusow: And they do; they're just whores.Mike Matusow: They all are.Mike Matusow: Okay, I'm done now; I need to focus on the game.Mike Matusow: Daniel's a whore too.Mike Matusow: 'cause they all are whores. Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 wow, those jokes never get old.(sw)Who said I was joking? Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhite 0 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Wow! He sucks at English. Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Here ya go. Using my Mike->English translator:Mike Matusow: It means everybody cries how horrible the structure is at final tables and how they **** us, but they all still play. I'm not plaiyng any WPTs 'til they change it.Mike Matusow: I think the ones suing are correct, but I think there is no need for that right now.Mike Matusow: I just think they're out of line to come into our tournament and film for hours and then change the structures just for the TV show so we can flip coins for millions ofdollars.Mike Matusow: I'm against it.Mike Matusow: So what, you play perfect for 5 days to get to the final table and flip coins for all the money?Mike Matusow: They just don't give a **** about us. So they won't have me.Mike Matusow: They still juice us 300 a man too.Mike Matusow: What a joke that is.Mike Matusow: And they do; they're just whores.Mike Matusow: They all are.Mike Matusow: Okay, I'm done now; I need to focus on the game.Mike Matusow: Daniel's a whore too.Mike Matusow: 'cause they all are whores.Thanks Alex everything is more clear now. By reading what Mike was typing I thought he was talking about Finland for a second. Link to post Share on other sites
doudave 0 Posted August 27, 2006 Author Share Posted August 27, 2006 by the way, I can't remember if it's happened but, has Mike ever made a final table on the wpt? Link to post Share on other sites
Rman3911 0 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 by the way, I can't remember if it's happened but, has Mike ever made a final table on the wpt?VINCATION BABY! Aruba, I believe. Link to post Share on other sites
The Nuts 0 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 by the way, I can't remember if it's happened but, has Mike ever made a final table on the wpt?He was in that "Bad Boys of Poker" thing. Link to post Share on other sites
xzanos 0 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 He was in that "Bad Boys of Poker" thing.Isn't that like a freeroll for like $8 or something? Link to post Share on other sites
Billy 0 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Isn't that like a freeroll for like $8 or something?Haha.Since him and Daniel are friends I don't think the whore thing will offend him. lol and damn matusow sucks at typing. Link to post Share on other sites
augmented 0 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 drunk. Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 VINCATION BABY! Aruba, I believe.yeah aruba or the one @ atlantis in the bahamas bc i remember him wearing a hawain shirt (yeah i spelt that wrong) Link to post Share on other sites
FourFlusher 0 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Can we add flcus to mobney and pwned? Link to post Share on other sites
doublemeup 0 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Mike=Drunk Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 I'm fairly certain that Mike types by slapping his penis against the keyboard. That was mind numbing.Edit; Although, honestly, who knows more about solid legal advice than Mike? Link to post Share on other sites
lilxlazyxboi 0 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Edit; Although, honestly, who knows more about solid legal advice than Mike?Hey, like Mike said, Poker is harder than neurosurgery.So the jokes on you. Link to post Share on other sites
DanielNegreanu 141 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 I'm fairly certain that Mike types by slapping his penis against the keyboard. That was mind numbing.Edit; Although, honestly, who knows more about solid legal advice than Mike? Mike is a bonehead on this issue and is clueless as to what is being fought. He keeps saying dumb things like, "Why should we play crappy structures and flip coins for millions?" Err... Mike, do you even have a clue as to what the players are suing for? They aren't suing for the poor structure, they are suing for other ridiculously stupid reasons. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest_ 0 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 i think mike is retarded.... Link to post Share on other sites
AceJackOffS 0 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Mike is a bonehead on this issue and is clueless as to what is being fought. He keeps saying dumb things like, "Why should we play crappy structures and flip coins for millions?" Err... Mike, do you even have a clue as to what the players are suing for? They aren't suing for the poor structure, they are suing for other ridiculously stupid reasons. couldn't be said any better Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Mike is a bonehead on this issue and is clueless as to what is being fought. He keeps saying dumb things like, "Why should we play crappy structures and flip coins for millions?" Err... Mike, do you even have a clue as to what the players are suing for? They aren't suing for the poor structure, they are suing for other ridiculously stupid reasons.Err..Apparently I need to work on my e-sarcasm. Again, I was joking. This WPT Lawsuit is going to continue to cause nothing but problems for the poker community as a *whole*. Don't bite the hand that feeds; don't look a gift horse in the mouth; karma ends up biting you in the ass.BTW; thank you for quoting my comment about Mike typing with his penis. That made me giggle like a school girl. Link to post Share on other sites
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