IQCrash 1 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 This was inspired by the last locked thread. I think the Chuck Norris fad is out, and we have a clear leader in the race to become the next random fact fad. I present to you the Jamie Gold, Random Facts (add your own):- Jamie Gold once killed an entire village with just his poker stare.- Jamie Gold never leaves his seat to use the restroom, he uses the other players' pockets instead.- Jamie Gold has only one tell. If he's in the hand, he has the nuts. Link to post Share on other sites
bbgun 0 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 This was inspired by the last locked thread. I think the Chuck Norris fad is out, and we have a clear leader in the race to become the next random fact fad. I present to you the Jamie Gold, Random Facts (add your own):- Jamie Gold once killed an entire village with just his poker stare.- Jamie Gold never leaves his seat to use the restroom, he uses the other players' pockets instead.- Jamie Gold has only one tell. If he's in the hand, he has the nuts.+1 Link to post Share on other sites
starfit 0 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Jamie Gold can talk his way out of anything, which includes winning a pot with A.C. calling him with Ace high because he wouldn't shut up. Link to post Share on other sites
fckthis 0 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Could this be the worst thread ever produced? At least top 5 Link to post Share on other sites
starfit 0 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Produced or responded to? Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted August 17, 2006 Author Share Posted August 17, 2006 Could this be the best thread ever produced? At least top 5FYP. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 +1something about a guy with 8 total posts doing a +1 made me laugh Link to post Share on other sites
fckthis 0 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Produced or responded to?produced. Link to post Share on other sites
BryanCollins 0 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 produced and responded to Link to post Share on other sites
starfit 0 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 thanks. Link to post Share on other sites
milestodavid 0 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 something about a guy with 8 total posts doing a +1 made me laughlmao. i thought something was kinda off. Link to post Share on other sites
simo_8ball 0 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Jamie Gold once won a poker tournament against 8000 professional players without ever folding.Oh, wait, these aren't supposed to be true. Link to post Share on other sites
HappyG 0 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 shoot me. please shoot me. Link to post Share on other sites
nhlfan 0 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 I heard Jamie Gold bought a cat and named him Chuck Norris, cause Chuck Norris is a Pu$$y. Link to post Share on other sites
thatguy 0 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 There is one way to kill Jamie Gold. Ask him how good he is at poker(or anything for that matter) and he will continue talking until he dies of starvation. Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 something about a guy with 8 total posts doing a +1 made me laughIt's even more critical then. Come on, we've all been there Link to post Share on other sites
mcsoupman 0 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Jamie Gold doesn't shop at Sears, cause he's the only TOOL needed. Link to post Share on other sites
chessazhole 0 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 +1 ill bet this is locked u by 10 pm.. Link to post Share on other sites
cemo76 0 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 I heard that he Sh_ts GOLD NUGGETS. Then he donates them to Charity's but only if they use all the money on his family members? Link to post Share on other sites
FCP Bob 1,312 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Keep things funny without going overboard into graphic petty crap and this can stay open.If things cross the line then we'll stop it. Link to post Share on other sites
XX44466XX 0 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Keep things funny without going overboard into graphic petty crap and this can stay open.If things cross the line then we'll stop it.+1 Link to post Share on other sites
GetSprung 0 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Realizing he had no actual poker talent, Jamie Gold contributed his WSOPME win to the power of blueberries. That's right, your 2006 ME Champion, blueberries. Maybe a monkey can win the main event after all. Link to post Share on other sites
mcsoupman 0 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Jaime Gold ran for president of Uranus, uncontested so declared himself the winner. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest_ 0 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 There is one way to kill Jamie Gold. Ask him how good he is at poker(or anything for that matter) and he will continue talking until he dies of starvation.LOL best one so far! Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Realizing he had no actual poker talent, Jamie Gold contributed his WSOPME win to the power of blueberries. That's right, your 2006 ME Champion, blueberries. Maybe a monkey can win the main event after all. attributed. i dont like to be a grammar a$$ but you just whiffed here. Link to post Share on other sites
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