chipinchair 0 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Haven't seen one of these in a while, but I know people are wondering. Here is some advice.1) When you don't have to ask 'What kind of Bankroll do I need to play XX'2) When you DON"T call someone a donkey for them hitting a one-outer3) When you lose your whole stack to a miracle and gleefully laugh, because you really don't give a crap, since you are up so much on your other 5 tables4) When your bankroll far exceeds your retirement plan $5) When you can't remember the last time you played in a game with too much risk on your bankroll6) When you muck AA on the turn/river and have No Doubts that it was the best play7) When you can't remember the last time you told someone about a bad beat.8) When you graciously listen to someone's bad beat story and offer them mock sympathy (while secretly thinking 'Who gives a ')9) When you lose a good chunk of $ and still go out -- and order the Filet Mignon and Lobster tail.10) When Credit card companies are calling you to borrow money.OK. I am bored. Carry on. Link to post Share on other sites
fleung22 1 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Haven't seen one of these in a while, but I know people are wondering. Here is some advice.1) When you don't have to ask 'What kind of Bankroll do I need to play XX'2) When you DON"T call someone a donkey for them hitting a one-outer3) When you lose your whole stack to a miracle and gleefully laugh, because you really don't give a crap, since you are up so much on your other 5 tables4) When your bankroll far exceeds your retirement plan $5) When you can't remember the last time you played in a game with too much risk on your bankroll6) When you muck AA on the turn/river and have No Doubts that it was the best play7) When you can't remember the last time you told someone about a bad beat.8) When you graciously listen to someone's bad beat story and offer them mock sympathy (while secretly thinking 'Who gives a ')9) When you lose a good chunk of $ and still go out -- and order the Filet Mignon and Lobster tail.10) When Credit card companies are calling you to borrow money.OK. I am bored. Carry on.I disagree. Take a break from posting. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 I disagree. Take a break from posting.wow., LOL.. so quick and simple yet so effective Link to post Share on other sites
fleung22 1 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 wow., LOL.. so quick and simple yet so effectiveI've learned from the great Royal Link to post Share on other sites
Vatche 0 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Haven't seen one of these in a while, but I know people are wondering. Here is some advice.1) When you don't have to ask 'What kind of Bankroll do I need to play XX'2) When you DON"T call someone a donkey for them hitting a one-outer3) When you lose your whole stack to a miracle and gleefully laugh, because you really don't give a crap, since you are up so much on your other 5 tables4) When your bankroll far exceeds your retirement plan $5) When you can't remember the last time you played in a game with too much risk on your bankroll6) When you muck AA on the turn/river and have No Doubts that it was the best play7) When you can't remember the last time you told someone about a bad beat.8) When you graciously listen to someone's bad beat story and offer them mock sympathy (while secretly thinking 'Who gives a ')9) When you lose a good chunk of $ and still go out -- and order the Filet Mignon and Lobster tail.10) When Credit card companies are calling you to borrow money.OK. I am bored. Carry on.when you pay your bills and earn your living playing poker.QFT Link to post Share on other sites
simo_8ball 0 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 How many apply to Matusow? Possibly number 6. Maybe. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 When your john is 300 pounds and hasn't showered, and you don't care. Link to post Share on other sites
Governator 54 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 11) Cancel 1-10...12) When poker is your primary source of income Link to post Share on other sites
TB17 0 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Haven't seen one of these in a while, but I know people are wondering.No.Here is some advice.Goddamnit. Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 If you have to ask (or worse yet, post here for our blessing), the answer is clear...You are not. Link to post Share on other sites
j2k99 0 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 wing it! turn pro and give us updates on your progress. Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny Lately 0 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 How many apply to Matusow? Possibly number 6. Maybe.#4 for sure! Pension Matusow plan. You see those words just don't work in a sentence together. Link to post Share on other sites
Billy 0 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Haha, nice one Vatche. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 How Do I Know When I Am A Pro?When you are put in the back of a cop car for offering a hand job to an undercover cop.Oh, wait, do we mean professional or prostitute? Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 you are a pro when I say you are damnit.and not a moment before. Link to post Share on other sites
PotDragon 0 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Simple.When your can support yourself and your family without even playing poker through endorsments and appearance fees.Raises the bar a little don't it. Link to post Share on other sites
XX44466XX 0 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 When I know who the hell you are!Oh, and when you move out of Mom's house in Rhode Island... Link to post Share on other sites
sixhands 0 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 wow., LOL.. so quick and simple yet so effectiveHow was the next morning Royal, did your head hurt?Oh and OP, do what fleung said Link to post Share on other sites
Dratj 0 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Simple.When your can support yourself and your family without even playing poker through endorsments and appearance fees.Raises the bar a little don't it. if you don't play poker, you will lose endorsements. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 How was the next morning Royal, did your head hurt?Oh and OP, do what fleung said uhh, lets not talk about that. lol there is replies in that drunk thread from the next day . Link to post Share on other sites
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