ajs510 122 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 That scene is fantastic, but most of the rest of the movie sucked. And I think you just set a record for most times bypassing the swear filter in a single post.Thanks for noticing, a hell of a lot of work went into that. I decided to just leave the swear filter intact for the Jay and Silent Bob quote, cause it's funnier that way. Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 I'm sensing a theme here Beans, how did you feel about the scene in Jurassic Park where the lawyer was eaten by the T-Rex?I never saw Jurassic Park.... I did stay at a house next to where they filmed it for a couple weeksI think the kid has a copy of it... I'll check it out this weekend and file a review later on... Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 I never saw Jurassic Park.... I did stay at a house next to where they filmed it for a couple weeksI think the kid has a copy of it... I'll check it out this weekend and file a review later on... Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 I know it was mentioned earlier, but Alec Baldwin's scene from Glengary Glen Ross is classic, and I can recite the entire 7 minute speech verbatim. It's probably my crowning achievement in life.FUCK YOU, THAT'S MY NAME! Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 I know it was mentioned earlier, but Alec Baldwin's scene from Glengary Glen Ross is classic, and I can recite the entire 7 minute speech verbatim. It's probably my crowning achievement in life.FUCK YOU, THAT'S MY NAME!First Prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Second Prize is a set of steak knives. 3rd prize is YOU'RE FIRED! Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 21, 2006 Author Share Posted April 21, 2006 First Prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Second Prize is a set of steak knives. 3rd prize is YOU'RE FIRED!I made $985,000 last year, what'd you make?This watch cost more than your car.Put the coffe down, coffee is for closers.(later on in the movie)FCK THE MACHINE. Fck the Machine? Link to post Share on other sites
ol'number7 0 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 The scene from Carlito's Way when Pacino turns down Benny from the Bronx's champagne in the resteraunt, "You think you're me? Never me. NEVER ME." That line always goes over big at home poker games after winning a big pot Link to post Share on other sites
BDPoolie 0 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Tombstone:When Wyatt Earp (Kurt Russel) goes to the dealer (played by Billy Bob Thornton) and tells him to get up because he's in his chair. Billy Bob mouths off to him and Wyatt punches him in the mouth and says "You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?".And of course Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer): "I'll be your Huckleberry".Christmas Vacation:When Cousin Eddie (Randy Quaid) and Clark (Chevy Chase) are making small talk after Eddie arrives at Clark's house. Clark looks out at the street and sees Eddie's RV and says "Quite a vehicle you have there Ed". Eddie replies "Now don't you be getting any ideas. I'm taking it with me when I leave here next month".Happy Gilmore:When Happy (Adam Sandler) takes his Grandma to the Old Folks Home.Grandma (to hospital orderly (Ben Stiller)): "Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep."Orderly: "You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma."Mr. Holland's Opus:From a former student speaking at Mr. Hollond's (Richard Dreyfuss) retirement: "Mr. Holland had a profound influence on my life and on a lot of lives I know. But I have a feeling that he considers a great part of his own life misspent. Rumor had it he was always working on this symphony of his. And this was going to make him famous, rich, probably both. But Mr. Holland isn't rich and he isn't famous, at least not outside of our little town. So it might be easy for him to think himself a failure. But he would be wrong, because I think that he's achieved a success far beyond riches and fame. Look around you. There is not a life in this room that you have not touched, and each of us is a better person because of you. We are your symphony Mr. Holland. We are the melodies and the notes of your opus. We are the music of your life."It's a Wonderful Life:Not really a certain quote.....The whole movie.The Wedding Singer:The whole plane scene with Billy Idol. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 The only reason the Mr Holland's Opus thing works for me is that it's based on a true story. The are a bunch of scenes in Network that are awesome, but two are particularly powerful:Howard Beale comes in to do the show, even though he's drenched from the rain and definitely crazy at this point. He then delivers his "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore" speech.Later, Beale is summoned to the office of Ned Beatty's character Arthur Jensen. Beatty lowers the lights, pops a mini-spot on Beale and delivers his Economics: The Way it Really is speech. And, at the end of it, Beale says "Why me?" and Jensen replies "Because you're on television, dummy", echoing a line that Beale had said in an earlier speech. http://sfy.ru/sfy.html?script=networkStellar Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Pretty much the entireity of Switching Channels is hilarious, but the elevator scene takes the award for best scene in the movie. Christopher Reeve's character plays a millionaire who wants to marry a news anchor. Her ex-husband and producer (Burt Reynolds) doesn't like the idea of his ex-wife and star leaving the show (and him) so he spends the better part of his days trying to break them up. The elevator scene is Sully (Reynolds) telling Blake (Reeve) that there is a silver shop on the 15th floor of some very tall building in Chicago (of course, there isn't). Hilarity ensues when Reeve gets to the building and discovers that the only way up to the 15th floor is a glass elevator, and he's girlishly terrified of heights. Highly recommended and underrated movie, it brings the funny the whole way through. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 21, 2006 Author Share Posted April 21, 2006 The scene from Carlito's Way when Pacino turns down Benny from the Bronx's champagne in the resteraunt, "You think you're me? Never me. NEVER ME." That line always goes over big at home poker games after winning a big potdamn you. You complete me.Also from Carlito's Way.The scene with Laline in the wheelchair when he was wearing a wire. Viggo butchered that scene with that terrible accent, but it is pure gold in my eyes.You lost muthafcka Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Lloyd: Hey guys, oh big gulps huh...alright well see you later. Link to post Share on other sites
Ktiger48 0 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 i can watch sin city over and over again. especially the story that focuses on Marv. Marv is the tits Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 i can watch sin city over and over again. especially the story that focuses on Marv. Marv is the titsI'm more partial to the set of tits *in* Marv's story. Carla Gugino is a work of art in that movie. Link to post Share on other sites
Ktiger48 0 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 also, the scene in Lost in Translation where he goes on the japanese talk show kills me everytime i watch it i can watch sin city over and over again. especially the story that focuses on Marv. Marv is the titsagreed. i never thought that the chick from son-in-law would grow up to be so hot Link to post Share on other sites
ol'number7 0 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 damn you. You complete me.Also from Carlito's Way.The scene with Laline in the wheelchair when he was wearing a wire. Viggo butchered that scene with that terrible accent, but it is pure gold in my eyes.You lost muthafckaI wish I could quit you.yeah Laline was acted pretty bad, but that is a great scene. I'm sure I'm in the minority, but I think that was Pacino at his best in that movie -- plays a great badass. Link to post Share on other sites
garnes44 0 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 The very first scene in Gladiator, when they fight the Barbarians. Also, every scene from American History X.That is all.....GarnesSide note- My favourite horror movie has to be House of 1000 Corpse. Man that Rob Zombie is fukd up. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 21, 2006 Author Share Posted April 21, 2006 I'm more partial to the set of tits *in* Marv's story. Carla Gugino is a work of art in that movie.totally agree. She's got a great body. A womans body. Thick, but in a good way. Not fat at all, but something to hold onto. Wow, I'm excited now.I'm gonna go pull up that scene on the DVD. First time, I paused it and rewound it a couple of times.Gladiator- ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Link to post Share on other sites
Ktiger48 0 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 i am a huge fan of the scene in hustle & flow where ludacris gets his teeth kicked in. nothing against ludacris, i just liked that scene Link to post Share on other sites
CrackofmyACE 1 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Braveheart - Battle of SterlingHeat - Deniro/Pacino chat over coffee, bank robbery, final sceneThe DeerHunter - russian roulletteClockwork Orange - shock therapy in movie theaterSlapshot - Hansen brothers fight fans then get arrestedCinderella Man - Braddock vs. Baehr Goodfellas - Billy BatsCasino - Nicky Santoro and his brother get what was coming to themBugsy - epiphany in the desertPCU - George Clinton shows up at Jeremy Pivens crib and rocks the placeSchindler's List - "one more life"Raiders of the Lost Ark - "I hate snakes"Temple of Doom - "those aren't fortune cookies"Star Wars - stuck in the trash compactor Empire Strikes Back - Luke first meets YodaReturn of the Jedi - EwoksTaxi Driver - "you talkin to me?"True Romance - Eggplant, "you got a lot of heart kid"Half-Baked - "Killer was born to a 3 legged b*tch of a mother....."Pulp Fiction - "mine's the one that says bad muthaf*cka on it...."Kill Bill Vol 1 - Showdown at the House of Blue LeavesScent of a Woman - test driveRocky IV - training montageHoosiers - Hopper takes over for the night...Animal House - "what am I? .... a ZIT!!!"Shawshank Redemption - start to finish.... its just one long great scene in my book....to name a few.... Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Grosse Point Blank the whole thingBand of Brothers from D-Day through BastogneThe "rule of thumb" scene from Boondock SaintsSteve Carell screwing up the news in Bruce AlmightyTy playing thru the grounds keeper shack in Caddyshack "cannonball comin"Spiccoli wrecks the car in Fast Times at Ridgemont HighMichael plans the cop killing in Godfather IAnimal House the return from round trip "my advice to you is to start drinking heavily"Bill Murray gets drunk with the locals in Groundhog DayStripes graduation exercises Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 CaddyshackAnchormanOffice SpaceIt's a Wonderful LifeYou guys will hate me for this, but it's kind of a tradition with my friends...Bad Boys IIIt's a pretty bad movie, but decent for an action movie, plenty of sweet scenes in that. Both the car chase scene in the Ferrari where they start sending cars off of the multi-car tow truck. Also the scene in the Jamacians' house.Martin Lawrence picks up a dead guy: Excuse me, sir, do you know who's behind all of this? Awww, you see man, he don't know shit. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 i'm not saying this is at the top of any list but it does stick out in my head right now...any scene from Euro Trip where the Scotty Doesn't Know song is playing Link to post Share on other sites
Bubba83 0 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 The part in Top Gun where Mav and Goose give the mig pilot the bird during an inverted dive. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Lloyd: Hey guys, oh big gulps huh...alright well see you later.This line has become the necessary parting message anytime that you end a converstion between my friends and I at school, pure gold!Also, pretty much the whole movie of Dumb and Dumber-Ahhh that's great! We landed on the moon!-We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!-What are you going to the airport for? Flying somewhere?-Yeah, how'd you guess?-Well I saw the tickets and your luggage and put 2 and 2 together.-I don't know Lloyd, places like this don't really do it for me.-What's the matter Harry, some little filly break your heart?-No, it was a girl.-Lloyd, I can't feel my fingers!-Here, you can have my extra pair, my hands are starting to sweat.-You've had an extra pair of gloves this whole time?-Yeah, it's the rockies.-I'm going to kill you Lloyd.-Wow I thought the Rocky Mountains would be a little more rockier.-Yeah, that John Denver was full of shit.These are just a few memorable ones, gold, pure gold. I think I'm gonna go watch this movie. Link to post Share on other sites
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