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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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So wait, you're trying to bang your best friend's ex girlfriend?

 

Can you really afford to lose a real life friend?

 

 

Is this the girl from the casino with the alleged great ass?

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You would instabang her if she asked for it.

 

Fine, next time, I'll specify about a girl voluntarily talking to you that isn't related, someone's girlfriend or anything like that. Damn you

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Hank, where were you Sunday? Miss teen Nebraska went missing and to be honest i suspect foul play.

 

Goddamn poachers.

 

You don't. I know it, you know it.

 

I forgot, you live in the awful Midwest. People in real cities don't look down on fashionable dress attire

 

 

This is extreme, but worn with a dark grey suit, if you didn't get at least 3 compliments, I'd be shocked

 

http://www.ebay.com/...d-/370618230485

 

 

Oops, look at me, thinking the guy that wears shorts and hoodies knows about fashion. My bad

 

that shirt/tie combo is gayer than 9 guys fucking 8 guys.

 

Happy hour with a friend. She had broke up with her boyfriend, who is also a friend. Me and her met up after work. She wants to do it again this friday, so clearly daddy was charming.

 

Move in

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Completion.

 

Who's your Frank (the poor bastard)?

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Every time I walk past the dress shirt area in a store and it looks like an easter bunny threw up I'm glad I don't have to wear dress shirts anymore. Slacks and a polo fit LA much better.

 

SA, I'm confused. I thought you were saying the girl Friday was the best friend of the 2 year lady friend but Ronnie thought she was the ex of your best friend. A. I didn't know you had a best friend. Besides Napa I mean. B. Who the hell cares. If she's digging the suited one then play on playa.

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tilty, she's both. she's the 2 year tease's best friend and one of my friends ex-girlfriends. and if she was interested i'd give her the 30 second business, but she isn't, especially with the 2 year tease nonsense.

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Ask her for nudes!

 

 

I did make it to the gym today, guys. In case you were worried I didn't. My squat form felt really bad though. Saw the gay dude I used to work with. Gave him a head nod from across the room but didn't talk to him otherwise. I was in the f'n zone, chief, and wanted to get home so I could watch Iowa State lose.

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Essay, am I correct? Are you the thread attorney?

 

If yes, I need you to file my class action. I have two 7-11s in walking distance of my apartment. One sells the Twix ice cream bar, the other does not. I discovered this last week and still feel the reverberations. Paaaaaiiiiinnnnn.

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Essay, am I correct? Are you the thread attorney?

 

If yes, I need you to file my class action. I have two 7-11s in walking distance of my apartment. One sells the Twix ice cream bar, the other does not. I discovered this last week and still feel the reverberations. Paaaaaiiiiinnnnn.

 

Unless they're giving you a W-2 instead of a Twix ice cream bar I don't think he's your scheister. Try that guy that took the bar exam a few times, I think that means he's extra lawyery.

 

ol/dr

 

sa, if you'd play that angle more irl you might actually get some poonanny

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Ron,

 

I just bought my 3/14 ticket to the Veronica Mars movie. Let's meet back here and discuss.

 

 

I also just bought my Emmylou Harris ticket (Wrecking Ball tour). Goddamn do I love that album.

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OK, computer backup question. I currently have about 15 years of data, pictures, videos etc from multiple computers and hard drives combine on one single NAS drive. If that drive fails, i lose everything. Its about 400GB of data, its a 2TB drive.

 

I am basically keeping all personal stuff on this drive, nothing on laptops directly.

 

What is the best way to back up this drive?

 

Ext HD to back up to?

 

2nd NAS drive run as a mirror?

 

If either of those work, they will protect against drive failure or corruption, but not against fire or theft.

 

Anyone use Mozy, Carbonite, etc?

 

 

Now that I am getting my computing life coordinated, i'm getting paranoid about all this data in one spot. I need a solution that is also cost effective.

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Ron,

 

I just bought my 3/14 ticket to the Veronica Mars movie. Let's meet back here and discuss.

 

 

The mrs and I will be there on the 14th as well. I joked that I was hoping for a Thursday midnight showing, a la the Twilight movies. I'm excited that I have someone to go with. I recorded the entire series off of the Soap channel and had the lady watch an ep or tow. She got hooked and was just as sad as I was when it was over.

 

OK, computer backup question. I currently have about 15 years of data, pictures, videos etc from multiple computers and hard drives combine on one single NAS drive. If that drive fails, i lose everything. Its about 400GB of data, its a 2TB drive.

 

I am basically keeping all personal stuff on this drive, nothing on laptops directly.

 

What is the best way to back up this drive?

 

Ext HD to back up to?

 

2nd NAS drive run as a mirror?

 

If either of those work, they will protect against drive failure or corruption, but not against fire or theft.

 

Anyone use Mozy, Carbonite, etc?

 

 

Now that I am getting my computing life coordinated, i'm getting paranoid about all this data in one spot. I need a solution that is also cost effective.

 

If I were you, I'd print out all of the pictures and put them in an album. That can serve as your backup to the drive, and you'll have better access to the pictures. Otherwise, you're never going to look at them.

 

 

Yes, I'm kidding about printing them out. Although, you'd probably look at them more that way

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